So GBBO is cooking on full steam and the innuendos are coming in thick and fast. We take a look at our favourite slightly camp, very gay double entrendres.
It’s all good clean fun. That is until you add a glass of white and cackling brood of gay guys and then all bets are off.
“Some of them have got a good forking”
“Your crack is nice and most”
“Right bakers time to reveal your cracks”
“Oh no, you have some irregular-shaped balls”
“Now let’s turnover and see what’s happening at the back”
“It’s all in the wrist action”
“It’s about half the size it was when it went in”
“I’ll eat a bit of carpet”
“I like the flavour of a cox”
“He loves his buns”
“Go on Mary, give it a good slapping”
“Get those lady fingers soggy”
“Fill your horns right to the bottom so you can enjoy it to the last the mouthful”
“Put your purple ring where I can see it.”
Great British Bake Off is on BBC One on the 11th September