Category: Entertainment

  • Bobby Davro Hides His Erection With A Hat

    We couldn’t get more descriptive with that title if we tried.

    In a rather shocking start to the last programme of the current series of Celebrity Big Brother comedian Bobby Davro shows off his other talents – namely hiding his penis with a hat – without hands. Yes dear reader, without hands.
    The 57-year-old entertainer shocked his fellow housemates with a full on morning glory, hidden only by a hat.

    It’s been 28 days in the house and clearly frustrations are starting to show.
    The veteran stand-up joins fellow housemates Stevi and Chloe Jasmine, James Hill, Austin Armacost, Natasha Hamilton and Sherrie in their bid to win Celebrity Big Brother 2015.The programme is on Channel 5 from 9PM tonight.

  • THEATRE REVIEW | Sancho

    ★★★★ – timelessly humorous, and endlessly brilliant.

    When an actor comes on stage and asks the existential question “Who do I think I am?”, then we know it’s going to be a reflective piece where we and the actor come together and ponder the meaning of life, and begin dwelling on the smallest of things. ‘Sancho’ graced the studio theatre of The Rep with an energetic, hilarious and, with many shades of brilliance that grabbed the audience’s attention instantly, performance that left us wanting more by the end.

    Patterson Joseph wrote and performed the evocative and stunning production: ‘Sancho.’ It is the story of the first black gentleman in British history, which happened during the reign of Elizabeth I era, and monarch of which was extremely xenophobic. The black gentleman’s name was Charles Ignatius Sancho, and Patterson discovered the portrait of the said gentleman which was painted by Thomas Gainsborough, painted in a book entitled ‘Black Britain’ by Gretchen Gerzina, and this fuelled his research and the eventual creation of the play.

    It would not be existentialist if it didn’t have a plethora of Hamlet references deliciously embedded in the writing. Being a Shakespeare geek, I celebrated enthusiastically with every Hamlet quote spoken, such as, ‘Frailty thy name is…”Sancho”’; ‘That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain!’ and of course ‘The play’s the thing…’, all of which, I most powerfully and potently believe were designed to connect the thought of the actor with the audience’s thoughts about existential matters. It is clear from Patterson’s experience with performing Shakespeare plays that he is able to aptly adapt his writing to the era, and easily transport the spectators to the 16th century, where he laid his scene.

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  • Vicki Michelle “Pressing Charges” Against CBB Farah Abraham

    Veteran actress Vicki Michelle is apparently set to press charges against reality personality Farrah Abraham after being hit on the head “with great force with a glass”.

    The ‘Allo Allo actress released a statement through her agent which said,
    “Actress Vicki Michelle MBE is this morning with Hertfordshire police and will be pressing charges against Farrah Abraham, who struck the back of her head with great force with a glass during the recording of CBBBOTS this week.
    “Vicki has been in show business for 40 years and has been left in deep shock and with a concussion after the attack by Ms Abraham.”

    The alleged altercation happened in Monday night’s episode of CBBOTS, a side show for Celebrity Big Brother, which is hosted by Rylan Clark. During the programme exchanges between Aisleyne and Farrah had got heated, she fumed,

    “You’ve got your cheque, you’ve had your cheque now get on the plane and f*** off.

    “Get on the plane and f*** off, no-one likes you. We don’t want you here. Go on!”

    Later on as Farrah is talking to Rylan, Aisleyne interrupts and Farrah shouts her down saying,

    “Hag be quiet”

    Next Aisleyne says, “sorry”, and goes towards her Champagne glass… The programme is cut.
    The show resumed after 10 minutes with the celebrity panel being removed from the studio.

    Ms. Abraham’s agent has announced that the complaint is in the hands of her legal team and that no further comment would be made on the matter.
    In a statement, Hertfordshire Police said:

    “Officers are continuing to make inquiries with relevant parties following the incident which occurred at Elstree Studio’s on the evening on September 22. These investigations are on-going at this time.

    “No arrests have been made.”

    During her time in the house Farrah Abraham had been criticised for the use of homophobic language. During a task she branded Gail Porter and Natasha Hamiton “lesbians” whilst callling Austin Armacost a “gay homo.”

    Farrah tweeted that she wouldn’t be at the Celebrity Big Brother live final tonight because she doesn’t want to put herself in a hostile situation.
  • THEATRE REVIEW: Romeo + Juliet – The Crucible Theatre, Sheffield

    For this production starring Freddie Fox, the story of Romeo and Juliet needs very little introduction, being Shakespeare’s classic tale of two young lovers from rival families who see beyond their family’s feud, and secretly marry. ★★★

    But when Romeo kills a member of Juliet’s family, the tragedy looks set to tear them apart.

    Whilst retaining the original text, the events are loosely set in the north of England, with northern accents aplenty and bold characters, some of whom have a slight hint of “Jeremy Kyle fodder” bolshiness about them. The costumes provided an overarching 70’s visual style, made up of a plethora of man-made fibres, bold patterns, skimpy trunks and jumpsuits. An empty set constructed of corrugated steel sheets and pressed wood flooring served to focus the audience on the performances of the cast and the use of only two contrasting materials reflected the two conflicting families of the story.

    But with so little on set, the performances were left to carry the production. There were two performances which stood out from the ensemble cast. Firstly Rachel Lumberg as Nurse, who was the epitome of the northern “salt of the Earth” working class mother figure. Secondly was a quirky, camp and awkward version of Peter, played by Joshua Miles. Skulking around like the lovechild of Alan Bennet and Jarvis Cocker, his scene stealing turn was rewarded with the majority of the audience’s laughter and affection.

    But the draw here is Freddie Fox, last seen by most people in “Cucumber”, “Banana” and “Pride”. Fox made for an interesting choice, with his youthful, almost androgynous and pale features, which worked surprisingly well. Fox’s performance was better than one would perhaps anticipate, demonstrating his versatility. His diction was clear and precise and he did hold a real stage presence, drawing the eye and teasing the audience with frequent flashes of his washboard abs and his toned biceps. You could easily believe that he was a young, somewhat naïve love-struck teenager, and his wide-eyed performance conveyed Romeo’s first realisation of true love over and above his romantic ideations that had come before it. The supporting cast was also filled with a slew of very handsome young men, in particular Scott Arthur, Joshua Miles and Simon Manyonda who all performed as well as they looked.

    Staging a new production of Romeo + Juliet can be tricky. As one of Shakespeare’s best-known plays and given its presence in popular culture, any company has to walk a fine line. If you make the production too modern, it draws the risk of being criticised as a pale imitation of the Baz Lurhman film starring Leonardo Di Caprio; too traditional and it becomes a bland and unimaginative re-tread which has all been seen before. But thankfully Sheffield Theatres manages to walk a line which means that there production doesn’t falls into either category, with a production that put me in mind of a Shane Meadow’s “This Is England 90” chav culture.
    The first act of the play picked out the comedy elements of the piece nicely and was engaging and entertaining, although the second act did seem to lose some of the momentum which had built up in the first act and there were occasions throughout when some of the diction was lost at times by some of the cast members. But that said; it was an interesting take on a classic and one which did just about enough to make it stand apart from versions which has come before it.
    Romeo + Juliet is at The Crucible Theatre, Sheffield until 17th October 2015. Tickets can be bought online at www.sheffieldtheatres.co.uk or by calling the box office on 0114 249 6000.

  • FILM REVIEW | Irrational Man

    Irrational Man | ★★★

    Woody Allen’s 47th film, ‘Irrational Man’, sticks to several themes he’s already explored in a few of his previous films, and is not one of his best.

    An older man being pursued by a younger woman is a plot device that Allen has presented to us many times before (Magic in the Moonlight and You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger). In Irrational Man, Joaquin Phoenix plays pot-bellied depressed middle age philosophy professor Abe Lucas (Joaquin Phoenix).

    He’s the newest teacher at a small town college in Rhode Island. He’s single and doesn’t seem to have much going for him. However, two women vie for his attention; unhappily married fellow teacher Rita (Parker Posey) who fantasises them running away together to Spain, and student Jill (Emma Stone). Jill is in Abe’s philosophy class, and she is mesmerized by his teachings and his stance on life. They start to spend lots of time together outside of the classroom, much to the dismay of Jill’s perfect boyfriend Roy (Jamie Blackley). Abe tries and tries to resist the urge to sleep with Jill, though he has no trouble having sex with Rita.

    However, Abe’s relationship with Jill is becoming stronger and stronger, until he can no longer resist her, and they eventually sleep together. Jill is so smitten with Abe that she breaks the news to her boyfriend Roy that she wants to break up. The plot then takes a turn: one day at a diner Abe and Jill overhear a woman talking about a local judge who has ruled against her in a divorce proceeding and has awarded custody of her kids to her husband. She also tells the people she is with how the judge has destroyed her life. At this point Abe decides he’s going to do something about this woman’s problem. His decision rejuvenates him, it transforms him from someone who is aimless and depressed to someone who is full of life and energetic. And he actually does go through with his plan. Of course his actions are irrational, but to him they are rational. But does he think he’s pulled off the perfect crime?

    There’s not much more to the film’s plot which is probably why it’s only 95 minutes. But Allen does get more from his actors than what the script provides. Phoenix is perfectly cast as the loner professor who struggles with his identity but is lucky enough to have two attractive women vying for his attention. Stone overdoes it a bit as Jill, the student who has a good thing going with Roy but sees something attractive in Abe that we don’t see. Stone played a similar role in Allen’s last film – Magic in the Moonlight – falling for Colin Firth’s much older character. Posey is a delight as Rita, fantasising about a life with Lucas in Europe.

    But Allen’s script doesn’t provide much magic, it’s humdrum at the very best in a film that can be categorized as not one of his best. It also won’t have much box office appeal here in the UK- in the U.S. the film has made a measly $3.7 million – a far cry fromMagic in the Moonlight’s total gross of $32 million. At age 79, we’re sure there’s lots more films in Woody Allen’s repertoire to redeem himself from this one.

  • Violence Erupts On Rylan’s Bit On The Side Big Bro Show

    Chairs thrown, Champagne chucked, veteran ‘Allo, ‘Allo actress receiving medical attention – but who started it all?

    Everything seemed to be going well on Rylan‘s show, when Farrah Abraham called reality star Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace a “hag”. That’s when sources say things on the BBOTS set went nuclear.

    During the programme exchanges between Aisleyne and Farrah had got heated, she fumed,

    “You’ve got your cheque, you’ve had your cheque now get on the plane and f*** off.

    “Get on the plane and f*** off, no-one likes you. We don’t want you here. Go on!”

    Later on as Farrah is talking to Rylan, Aisleyne interrupts and Farrah shouts her down saying,

    “Hag be quiet”

    Next Aisleyne says “sorry” and goes towards her Champagne glass… The programme is cut.

    Transmission was cut as Aisleyne was seen to pick up her Champagne glass. We’re told that Champagne went flying at this point, but not who started the fight which would eventually see all the panellists removed from the show.

    A Channel 5 spokesperson said in a statement: ‘Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side was interrupted this evening due to an incident on the set.’

    The programme which is broadcast with a minute delay cut before any of the dramatic violence unfolded. It returned shortly after with Rylan explaining that the panel had been removed and the show would go on. The programme ended at least 10 minutes before it’s official end time.

    INNOCENT VICTIM: Veteran actress Vikki Michelle was injured by flying glass.

    THE FULL MONTY: Janice and Jenna join the panel and sparks fly.
    What follows is a mixture of reports, but apparently depending on who you believe Janice got involved in the fracas and is accused of throwing a chair, however the supermodel’s agent told the Daily Mail that she had ‘thrown herself in the path’ of another flying glass which was about to hit Vikki Michelle. The ‘Allo ‘Allo actress had to receive medical attention after being injured by glass. She tweeted her fans that being “checked over” and thanked them for their concern.

    THE GLASS: What happened next?

    A Channel 5 source told The Sun,

    “It was absolute chaos. Glasses and then a chair went flying and Vicki ended up injured in the process.

    ‘Everyone was screaming and sobbing. Vicki, who hadn’t caused anything herself, was caught in the crossfire and ended up being glassed.”

  • One Direction Release First Album Artwork Without Zayn

    Super group One Direction have released the artwork for their first album without Zayn Malik.

    The new album Made In The AM follows the massive success of the single Drag Me Down which went to number one in the UK and number 3 in the US.

    The band announced the album with a video message and the album pre-order went live today at 5pm GMT, with the full album being released globally on Friday November 13th.

     

  • “WELCOME HOME”: Austin Drags James Back To The Bromance Bed

    It seems that Jaustin is back on and the Bromance is alive and well as Austin Armacost drags James Hill back to bed.

    The on and off again bromance between Austin and James seems to be on again after Austin drags formerApprentice star James Hill back to bed, saying WELCOME HOME…

    Yesterday the pair had a falling out after James nominated Austin because of his behaviour towards Janice. In an explosive rampage Austin called the “world’s first super model” a c**t numerous times.

    After speaking with Big Brother in the diary room about his mother’s incarceration and his brother’s death, a tearful Austin re-joined the house asking for forgiveness.

    Speaking to James, the married reality star said,

    “I just think you should be on your hands and knees begging for forgiveness.”

    James pretends to sleep in a different bed but Austin drags him out and puts him back in their bed, saying,“welcome home.”
    Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at: 9pm on Channel 5

  • THEATRE REVIEW | Casa Valentina – The best show in London about Transvestites

    There’s a house in the Catskill mountains in upstate New York where several men go to dress up in women’s clothing. It’s also a new play by Harvey Fierstein called ‘Casa Valentina’ now playing at the Southwark Playhouse. ★★★★

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  • THEATRE REVIEW | The White Feather

    A New British Musical written by Ross Clark and directed by Andrew Keates ★★★★★

    Union Theatre is a poky, spit-and-sawdust kinda playhouse. Once you’ve walked through the patio, you’ll be drawn into a small but amply sized bar with a piano nestled in the corner, bare brick walls, basement-jazz low lighting and a sort of smell that evolves from years of fermenting damp, old stone and no doubt decades of booze spillage. Utterly charming – even it you’ve no intention of watching a production you must pop by for a swift one or a caffeine fix.

    Award winning journalist Ross Clark’s story highlights that allied soldiers were executed for cowardice, by British soldiers during the First World War, focusing on an underage recruit and some homosexual turmoil. Director Andrew Keates, also a trophy holder, breathes life into Ross’s quillings with emotion-elevating lyrics and compelling numbers that are implemented by nine talented actors.

    Set in a village in Suffolk the performance confronts class hierarchy, a strong sibling bond, a sexuality struggle, and the injustice of how young men with no real political views were brainwashed to fight. A head stirrer with core-fondling harmonies.

    Emma Cardinall (played by Cameron Leigh) brought a slight element of Downton Abbey meets Are You Being Served to her segments while Edith (Katie Brennan) could easily have walked in off the streets of an East Anglian village she was so lifelike. But the shiniest bauble on The White Feather’s theatrical tree is Georgina Briggs (Abigail Matthews) – pitch perfect. Abigail, buy your ticket to Hollywood and don’t forget to pack a red carpet number.

    To learn what occurs in the Union Theatre trenches, and to see how the many layers of The White Feather unfold, no military tactics, tanks or weapons needed – just hop on a tube to SE1.
    Union Theatre, 204 Union Street, London SE1 0LX – Wednesday 16th September – Saturday 17th October 2015

    Tickets are available starting at £15 from the Union Theatre Box Office and www.uniontheatre.biz – 020 7261 9876
    by Thabian Sutherland

  • Ben Mitchell And Paul Coker Get Caught In The Act

    Major awks ahead for Ben Mitchell in Eastenders as he and Paul Coker are caught in the act by his pa Phil.

    It seems the pair have a thing for risky places to make whoopie, the last time they were at it, the frisky pair were in a room with a corpse, in a funeral parlour. The amorous scene landed the Beeb in trouble when concerned members of the public made official complaints.
    This time Phil Mitchell catches Ben and Paul in the middle of the act. Up until now Ben’s sexuality has been kept under wraps from his family. Fair to say, Phil is stunned to have stumbled in on the pair.
    A shocked Phil takes in the scene as the love birds sheepishly put their clothes back on.. But we’ll have to wait to see how Walford’s hard man reacts to the revelation that his son is gay.