Category: Review

  • THEATRE REVIEW | Billy Elliot, Victoria Palace, London

    ★★★★ | Billy Elliot, Victoria Palace, London

    The West End show, adapted from the film of the same title, has been running for nearly ten years now. With Elton John adding the music to the Lee Hall’s lyrics and script you could almost guarantee a great night out. However, the real praise here goes completely to the current cast of the Billy Elliot The Musical, whose energetic boys steal the show.

    The whole cast of kids were to be commended for their efforts, and not in a school play ‘oh didn’t they do well’, but with instances of showing up their adult dance partners, with slicker, more energised, and more grounded routines.

    Highlights included a spine tingling section of Swan Lake where Billy dances with his future self on a mist covered stage before taking flight in a magical and beautiful moment, brought together by the powerful music of Tchaikovsky.

    A show stealing scene with Billy reading a letter from his dead mother to his new Ballet teacher Mrs.Wilkinson had most of the audience welling up with great delivery timing and precision. About half way through the first half the emotional roller coaster starts which must be applauded to not only the great casting of Billy (11-year-old Matteo Zecca) and Mrs Wilkinson (Ruthie Henshall), but also to the penmanship of Lee Hall who mixes the grit of the mining industry strikes in the North East with the delicacy of ballet beautifully. Director Stephen Daldry has sewn the two lives together to make at times a comedic and bitterly honest stage experience.

    By the end of the show, which did fly by, I was ready to dust off my tappers again and head to the kitchen floor after an all-cast dance routine put other shows, such as A Chorus Line, to shame.

    I must round off with saying that both Billy and his best friend, the brilliantly and unphased camp, cross dressing, Michael (Tomi Fry) certainly have what it takes for a very long and successful career on the stag.

    Bravo them boys.

    Billy Elliot The Musical is on at the Victoria Palace, London. Tickets from £20.50

    Booking until: Currently booking until 16 May 2015
    Theatre: Victoria Palace Theatre, Victoria Street, London, SW1E 5EA
    Box Office: 0844 248 5000
    Tickets: £20.50 – £68.50 (until 21 June 2014 to include £1 theatre restoration levy)
    £20.70 – £68.70 (from 23 June 2014 to include a £1.20 theatre restoration levy)
    Performances: Monday – Saturday at 7.30pm
    Thursday and Saturday matinees at 2.30pm
    Website: www.billyelliotthemusical.com
    Twitter: @billyelliotuk

  • BOOK REVIEW | Best Gay Romance 2014 Edited by Timothy J. Lambert & R.D Cochrane

    ★★★★ | Best Gay Romance 2014 Edited by Timothy J. Lambert & R.D Cochrane

    Best Gay Romance 2014 is a superb collection of fictional short stories about love and romance. Characters in this book are all in different places: some are single, some have just met a special man and some are in a relationship.

    Each of the 15 stories is exceptionally well written, gripping and heart warming. Best Gay Romance 2014 has contributions from some of the best gay Writers out there. One or two of the stories did lack depth, but only because they were too short. Three amazing stories in this anthology were:

    Strange Propositions by Eric Gober
    Strange Propositions is the opening story in Best Gay Romance 2014. The story starts with Kenny ending an unhappy long distance relationship. Then he meets Nate through work and they hit it off. The ending of this story is funny and leaves the reader with a smile.

    Sight by Jordan Taylor
    In Sight, Noah and Archer have been together since their teen years. Now in their twenties, Archer proposes and Noah says no. It’s a clever story about insecurity and getting over it. It shows the reader what a man will do for someone they really love. When life knocks you off your feet, a good man will be there to help you up. This beautiful story will reignite even the most pessimistic readers hope for love.

    Shep: A Dog by Alex Jeffers
    Isaac has unrequited love for Jackson. But he is about to learn that men can come along in the most unexpected of situations. Isaac rescues a dog called Shep from drowning in the sea, but can’t find his owner. Unknown to Isaac is that Shep is about to transform into more than he could ever have imagined. A sweet and imaginative story.

    All of these short stories share the theme of vulnerability. To be in love and loved back means you sometimes need to be emotionally vulnerable.

    If you enjoy romantic tales reads then Best Gay Romance 2014 will delight you. Even if you don’t, Best Gay Romance 2014 will still give you hope that Mr. Right out there; that is, if you haven’t already found him.

  • FILM REVIEW | The Normal Heart

    ★★★★★ | The Normal Heart
    Larry Kramer is perpetually angry. This prominent loud-mouthed writer and gay activist has been shouting out his highly personal take on some of life’s iniquities and inequalities for the past 40 years and has made himself famously unpopular.

    It was his exasperation with the apathy of the gay community when the AIDS scare first started that made him co-found the Gay Men’s Health Crisis in his living room in 1981. And it was his unfettered bursts of outrage against an indifferent and immovable culture and a bureaucratic stonewall that got him unceremoniously forced out of the organisation just two years later.

    Retiring to Europe to lick his wounds, Kramer sat down and wrote an autobiographical piece of his whole experience of those past constantly changing years. It opened Off Broadway in 1985 when the AIDS Epidemic had really started to take a tight grip in New York (and many other major cities) and ‘The Normal Heart’ became the seminal play of the period. It would be another 6 years before Kushner’s ‘Angels of America’ would be seen.

    Now nearly some three decades later the play finally makes it to the silver screen after many false starts and broken promises, but along the way it has not lost a single iota of its potency with its powerful story that never fails to stun its audience into sheer silence.

    The movie opens on a typical care-free speedo-clad beach in Fire Island summer in the late 1970’s where sex is the first and second thing on the minds on this happy gay crowd. When one of their number suddenly collapses without warning on the sand no-one has the slightest idea that he is one of the early victims of what the New York Times will later describe as GRID (Gay Related Immune Deficiency) i.e. the Gay Cancer.

    As the virus spreads writer Ned Weeks played by Mark Ruffalo (Kramer’s ‘stand in’) tracks down Dr Emma Brockner (Julia Roberts) who is the first physician in NY dealing solely with the epidemic and she simply cannot cope. She is overwhelmed with the increasing number of patients, with the indifference of the medical community who in denial, refuse to help or provide funds; and the apathy of the gay community who refuse to give up their newly gained hedonistic liberty to stop having sex just because this disabled doctor says it could kill them.

    Brockner recognizes a passionate true spirit in Weeks and eggs him to start trying to both persuade the gay community to change their practices and also organize an official support system.

    Even with the figures of gay men getting sick and dying escalating at an unprecedented pace Weeks is frustrated at the very little headway the newly formed GMHC is making. Finding himself as the unofficial spokesman, mainly due to the fact that he is not only the most articulate of the bunch, but his anger at a system that refuses to pitch in and help makes him a compelling anti-Establishment figure that the media are happy to cover.

    It may help them sell newspapers but it doesn’t achieve any of Week’s more lofty ambitions, and in fact only serves as the reason for the Board of GMHC to fight him tooth and nail and try and control his activities. Even with a Mayor, a President and a whole medical community that refuses to do anything to help stop all these men dying, the GMHC still wants to take a very cautious and overly polite approach so as not to upset either anyone in power or a gay community that do not want to curb their lifestyles.

    Whilst all this is going down 30-something-year-old Weeks finds love for the first time in his life in the shape of a younger New York Times Reporter Felix Turner (Matt Bomer). This unlikely seeming couple turn out to be a perfect match and their very passionate relationship is the one happy part of Week’s life even though it is sadly doomed when Turner falls ill and his young life is unseemly ended way before its prime like so many others of his generation.

    The movie ends soon after that (although the story in real life didn’t with Kramer going on to co-found ACT UP the AIDS activist organisation that unapologetically demanded help and support to help fight the plague and whose many successes included the releasing of much needed drugs and funds).

    Kramer’s anger may also have been one of the reasons that it took so long to get this on to our screens, but it was worth every minute of the wait. In Ryan Murphy, the openly gay creator of ‘Glee’ and ‘American Horror Story’, he found a filmmaker who not only put his own money where his mouth was by buying the Rights himself, but he proved to be a collaborator who created a masterpiece movie true to his vision.

    Murphy deserves credit for many things, not least the fact that he took the almost unheard of decision of casting many openly gay actors to play gay men. With not one mis-step in his selection which included the actor & director Joe Mantello as Mickey Marcus (fresh from his Tony nominated turn playing Ned Weeks in the recent Broadway revival); Jim Parsons repeating his role in the same production as Tommy Boatwright; Jonathan Groff, Taylor Kitsch, Alfred Molina, Frank De Julio, and the ultra handsome Matt Bomer as Tyler who quietly shed 40 lbs to play his dying character without any of the inflated brouhaha of a certain Oscar Winner who had trouble mentioning the word AIDS in public!

    Mark Ruffalo gets nominated as an honorary gay for his convincing portrayal of Ned Weeks who was equally passionate berating politicians as he was making love to his boyfriend. And last, but not least, Julia Roberts very competently played the part that Barbra Streisand had lusted after years, the physician who was sadly dabbed as Dr Death.

    With Murphy refusing to shy away from any of Kramer’s rhetoric or the scary visuals of the violent and cruel deaths these young men suffered, this is the story of how it really happened, warts and all. There are no flowery allegories or sightings of Angels as in the Kushner play but just sheer unadulterated screaming and angry rants at a world that we thought may actually kill us all

    If you were around at any of these times from the early 1980’s on, then this powerful heart-wrenching piece will make a lot of unpleasant memories flood back. It is shockingly disturbing and serves to remind one that the nightmares that we lived through were not imagined in the slightest and were very real indeed.

    If it hadn’t been for Larry Kramer’s loud mouth, it would been a whole lot worse. If on the other hand you are approaching this drama having been born after these events then I can only assume that this near apocalyptical scenario may even appear like an historical event that is nothing to do with you. Trust me it does. AIDS may longer be considered a gay plague, but as the closing credits of this movie remind us all too clearly, even now 6000 people are diagnosed with HIV every single day to increase the present world total of 35 million infected. It still affects as us.

    P.S. The last word goes to Murphy when he simply summed it up after this movie was Premiered in NY. with ‘You were right Larry’. I never thought otherwise.

    The Normal Heart airs on 1st June on Sky Atlantic

     

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  • FILM REVIEW | Mariachi Gringo

    ★★★★ | Mariachi Gringo

    When Edward was a young boy growing up in rural Kansas he dreamed of running away to join a band.

    However, he’s now about to have his 30th birthday and he’s still living at home with his parents, and still taking the mind-numbing drugs his paediatrician had prescribed, and he’s about to lose his dead end job.

    The one small joy in his life is occasionally going out to a small Mexican Restaurant in town which is owned by Alberto a mariachi player and his wife. Alberto takes a shine to Edward when he discovers a mutual love for music and he starts to mentor him with his guitar playing and teaching him how play mariachi style.

    Alberto loves telling stories of his hometown Guadalupe and how he longs to go back there and play once more in the Plaza de los Mariachis. When one day Alberta has a near fatal stroke it’s a wake-up call for Edward who finally realises that life is too short and he needs to follow his dream now before it’s too late.

    So he ups sticks and runs off to Mexico and to Alberto’s hometown but when he hears all the bands playing there he soon realises that he is a very inadequate musician. Luckily by chance, he meets Leila whose family runs a restaurant in the Square and she takes him under her wing, points him in the way of accommodation, gives him a part-time job working in the kitchen, and promises to find him the right people to help to turn him into a true mariachi.

    Leila is a live wire and a total opposite to quiet slow Edward and he soon mistakes all her kindnesses as an invitation to romance. As do we all thinking that we are about to see a boy meets girl and they all live happily every after story. Turns out this girl would prefer to meet another girl, but luckily by then Edward has his music to throw his pent up lust into, and for a white boy he turns out to be a pretty good musician after all.

    This rather charming story is the 2nd feature of director Tom Gustafson (his first was ’Were The World Mine) Has a great cast: Shawn, one half of Ashmore Canadian acting twins, played a very cute Edward, and beautiful Mexican actress Martha Higareda was wonderful as Leila; and Oscar nominee (for Babel) the indomitable Adriana Barraza played her mother. BUT undoubtedly the best thing about this whole movie was the incredible music. Totally uplifting and so hypnotic especially when it was sung so stunningly by Grammy award winner Lila Downs who I now know is a something of a Mariachi legend.

    If I have one niggle it would be that the film started out really slow and awkward with the acting really quite stiff even by stalwarts such as Kate Burton and Tom Wopat, but once we left Kansas it picked up and became an engaging piece. So maybe Dorothy was right after all!

    In Cinemas in the UK from today

  • THEATRE REVIEW | Tonight’s The Night – Sheffield Lyceum and National Tour

    Stuart is an awkward youngster in love, who works alongside his best friend, Rocky, and the object of his affection, Mary.

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  • THEATRE REVIEW | Sandel, Above The Stags, London

    ★★★★ | Sandel, Above The Stag, London

    First published in 1968, Angus Stewart’s novel, Sandel, about the love affair between a 13-year-old choirboy, Anthony Sandel and a 19-year-old undergraduate, David Rogers, was out of print for 40 years, its subject matter considered somehow more shocking in today’s world than it was in 1968. Throughout that time it had become something of a cult classic, until production of this stage adaptation by Glenn Chandler at the Edinburgh Festival precipitated its re-publication last year.

    Maybe, it was deemed less shocking in those seemingly more innocent years. Indeed romantic attachments between young boys at public schools and at university were almost considered the norm. In Brideshead Revisited, Lord Marchmain’s Italian mistress Carla engages Charles Ryder in conversation when he and Sebastian are in Venice.

    “I think you are very fond of Sebastian,” she said.
    “Why, certainly.”
    “I know of these romantic friendships of the English and the Germans. They are not Latin. I think they are very good if they do not go on too long.”

    Presumably more acceptable back then, though of course Charles and Sebastian were of the same age (late teens). That said, frequently younger boys would form attachments to older boys at public school, and the age gap between Tony and David (6 years) is really not very much. When David takes Tony shopping for clothes, he poses as his elder brother, but one wonders whether the sales assistant, like most people at that time just turned a blind eye, assuming, like Carla, that this was just boys going through a phase they would grow out of.

    Reading the novel through twenty-first-century eyes, I confess to finding the relationship a little disturbing, and, if various reviews on Goodreads are anything to go by, I am not the only one. That I found it much less disturbing At the Stag is down to the excellent adaptation by Glenn Chandler, who also directs a brilliantly paced and pitched production, and to the superb performances of young Ashley Cousins as Tony and Joseph Lindoe as David. We see both the maturity of the boy Tony and the immaturity of the man David, which makes the attraction altogether more understandable, not to mention palatable. It was a master stroke to cast Tony with a young actor (Cousins) who is only a couple of years older than the character he is playing. He does so with a knowing innocence, for it is Tony who makes all the running, Tony who seduces David. It is an extraordinarily mature performance from a young actor. Lindoe is equally convincing as David, at that awkward stage between adolescent and adult. Expected to be the adult in the relationship, he nevertheless displays a touching naivety. The chemistry and connection between the two actors was absolutely convincing.

    The third character in the play is David’s best friend Bruce Lang, unrequitedly and secretly in love with David, who deals with his feelings by studying to become a Roman Catholic priest. His function is to act as David’s conscience, and, blessed with a sardonic, somewhat Wildean wit, he gets many of the best lines, ably delivered here by Calum Fleming, repeating his performance from the Edinburgh Fringe production.

    If you like to be challenged, then you should make it post haste down to Vauxhall for this superb production, which runs at Above The Stag until June 14th

  • REVIEW | Holly Penfield Sings Judy Garland

    ★★★★★ | Holly Penfield Sings Judy Garland

    Holly Penfield Sings Judy Garland Live At The Talk Of The Town 5 Stars! Legendary Lightning Strikes Again!

    Do tribute shows suck? Only if they’re X-factor auto-tune abortions, or clueless samplings of a legendary legacy. But this, my dears, is neither; Holly Penfield sings Judy Garland is grit, discipline and commitment from the bones up.

    That’s obvious even from the audience. It’s fifteen minutes to showtime, and already, the conversational buzz is fierce, seething white noise punctuated by clinking drinks. Where? The Talk Of The Town, darlings, now more prosaically renamed the Hippodrome. But oh yes, the old, theatrical magic still lingers, in the venue’s stellar show-room designed by incomparable theatre designer Frank Matcham. Listen close – or just imagine softly, if you can, and you’ll still catch the faint, psychic echoes of Judy Garland performing here in her matchless, 1960’s heydey. And tonight, another fiercely disciplined diva – Miss Holly Penfield – is about to offer her vocal riches to the looming spirit of her idol, Judy. And what unique vocal riches she has; a stone, white soul chick groove coloured by the joyous bounce of Dusty Springfield, the sensual growl of Janis Joplin, and the surgically dainty jazz chops of Dinah Shore.

    Still, it’s a daunting task, one not remotely suited to 8 shows a week, and twice on Sundays. No, this is a singular work of love and deeply grounded artistry, a sacrifice lesser talents would back horrified away from. Not Holly. A jazz and rock singing veteran of thousands of gigs, she’s defiantly preparing to walk the walk she talks, whatever the cost. Will she? Won’t she, pay the price? And now – right now – the verdict’s in.

    Soooo… what a superb, solo tribute to Judy Garland jazz diva Holly Penfield delivered at the London Hippodrome on March 28th.

    Bursting with chutzpah and aplomb, and simply on fire throughout, Holly’s pouting physicality and darkly gorgeous, smoked-honey vocals totally revitalised Judy’s trademark songbook for the 21st century.

    Sure, Rufus Wainwright attempted similar excellence a few years back – and vocally, it’s like trying to climb a sonic Mount Everest or act King Lear solo – but Rufus lacks both Holly’s magisterial stage presence and her ferocious joy in her own femininity. My God, she brings such passion to each song, it’s as if she’s giving live birth to Judy’s Tin Pan Alley offspring onstage!

    Simply astounding? Oh yes indeed; it’s vocal noir from moment one. Entering side-stage, all blue spangles, alabaster skin and killer, black Louise Brooks bob, she’s an exotic bouquet lushly unfurling for her audience, a simmering flower of sensuality. And more bewitchingly still, she’s literally poured Judy’s unmistakable physicality into every one of her long, willow-elegant limbs. As if startlingly blown up life-size, fresh and limber from the grave, there’s Judy’s haughty, shuffle-shouldered denial, and her wrenching, little-lost-film-star blown on amphetamines, plus that mischievously infectious ease that made fans feel Judy was serenading them straight from her living-room floor. It’s brilliant physical mimicry, a living, singing character study in each dimension worth naming. Having established a flawless, audience intimacy, no wonder Holly slips into trademark, Judy pants.

    Make no mistake; this is no dull, dead-on its-beat tribute show; Holly’s far too accomplished an artist for
    that, a Zeitgeist Queen surfing cultural waves faster than they can break.

    In common with Gaga, Daphne Guinness, Anna Calvi and other, mischievous mavericks, Holly reweaves the past with the present, the possible future and her own, startlingly original muse to make it thrillingly new. A sterling example? Playing one of her own, deeply personal songs a lá Judy, fusing new and old like a master beauty surgeon.

    Puzzled? Don’t be; mix, match, but scratch from the heart is today’s crucial beat from the street, the ability to tear sacred cows from their pedestals and petrol-bomb them in heartfelt, personal fire.

    And guess what? Holly’s been doing since birth! A more mature Gaga, more steeped in musicality than a Method-acting Mozart, she’s tirelessly fused art, life, love and wide-screen, solo theatricality into a style, a sheer presence, uniquely her own.

    It shows. Never, ever taking gigs for granted – especially this one – Holly treats every show as more than life and death, a Roman Arena test of competence. And serenading Judy – Holly’s personal idol – almost demands a sacrifice of spiritual blood. Accordingly, Holly gives everything she can possibly can to the packed, eager audience – she’s even changed her body shape to Judy style, in a savagely dedicated work regime.

    Has it paid off? Well tonight, better than stealing the Crown Jewels! Quentin Crisp once told me that Californian women stalk the streets like she-panthers, all fire and lethal elegance; and judged that way, Holly’s the Killer Queen of passionate pussies, an Eartha Kitt Catwoman let loose and frantic to play!

    Forget flawless recreation, or awed reverence at Judy’s often lonesome, foghorn legacy; Madame Penfield sinuously stalks, undulates, purrs and finally pounces on many of Judy’s treasured gems, licking vibrant, vocal blood from them like hunks of gorgeous, classic songbook meat.

    Crude? Indiscriminate? Not at all; instead, there’s a sublime understanding, a ghostly communiqúe that defies rational understanding and sets mass goosebumps rising. Undoubtedly, Holly feels it too;
    ‘Are you there, Judy?’, she husks, ‘It’s getting awful lonely up here…’

    Not for long; suddenly, it’s mass séance time as two blithe, Noel Coward spirit-sisters – Judy and Holly – seamlessly blend. Stunningly, Holly’s host-body – apparently channelling Judy direct from the Big Beyond – adds both singer’s unique brilliance to the mix.

    Instantly gaining Judy’s tornado lung-power, woodwind contralto and rich, plump-to-the-ear vowels, Holly intuitively soufflés Garland’s big guns with her own signature, inimitable, micro-shifts of emphasis, phrasing and emotional revelation. It’s no bulldozing, unsubtle pastiche, but an incredible, on-the-spot recreation of Garland’s classic songs as if newly sung that moment.

    Unbelievable? In any singer less assured and empathic than Holly, yes, but shockingly, even all-out showboats like ‘The Trolley Song’ gain an emotive, Juliet Greco intimacy Judy’s cavernous attack often missed. And add Holly’s precision-aimed micro-yearning to Judy’s great, aching love-songs – ‘The Man That Got Away’, ‘I Can’t Give You Anything But Love’ etc – and overblown, lungs-to-the-gallery love becomes searing, Billie Holliday heartache. Oh, it’s not that Judy was insensitive to nuance, but Holly simply owns it, and bleeds it masterfully into Judy’s hallmark delivery.

    Better yet, buoyed on her soaring band of ecstatically erotic, blue to the bone drums, sax and keyboards, Miss Penfield tinges each of Judy’s torch songs with a throaty, glissading timbre, a longing for lost, Garland-style love that’s more piercing than Tennessee Wlliams’ tragedy queens combined. It’s that ability, that singular capacity to give herself not only body, blood and soul to every show, but musically and empathically too, that skyscrapers Holly’s tribute – and solo shows – to another level envied by less ferociously giving singers. Now, there’s an infamous quote that reads, ‘If you can’t be someone else, always be a first-rate version of yourself’.

    Holly live – and her adoring audiences – are living proof that she is exactly that. Go watch her and dream
    that every West End show could make you weep with joy.

  • THEATRE REVIEW | One Man, Two Guvnors – Sheffield Lyceum and National Tour

    ★★★ | One Man, Two Guvnors – Sheffield Lyceum and National Tour

    Francis Henshall is a con man finds himself in trouble when he ends up working for both an underworld crime lord and a slightly dim toff, without ever letting on that he has two jobs. But the two “guvnors” are not quite what they seem and there is a link between them. Comedic chaos ensues as he is both helped and hindered by a variety of characters and as he tries desperately to keep his bosses apart. But with love beckoning, the promise of a good meal and an increasing number of jobs to complete, will he get the girl?

    Presented by the National Theatre, the show was a comedic blend of old fashioned physical comedy, a script packed to the brim of one liners and traditional British farce, all of which had the audience laughing out loud. The comedy was very much traditional British humour – being, at times, reminiscent of the late 70’s comedy performers like Morecombe and Wise and Benny Hill, with the show moving from clever wordplay to slapstick to saucy humour with ease. The over the top characters were boisterous and fun and played heavily on exaggerated stereotypes with success.

    Each cast member put in a good performance throughout the show, but the night undoubtedly belonged to Gavin Spokes who put in an excellent performance as the lead character, Francis Henshall. His physical comedy, clever ad libs and delivery of the script combined with his natural charisma were a winning combination. However, closely following him was Michael Dylan with an absolutely hilarious, scene stealing performance as Alfie, the decrepit elderly waiter. It was clear that the cast were thoroughly enjoying themselves and their improvised comments, laughter and interaction with the audience only added to the anarchic atmosphere.

    The set was well constructed and detailed, with the scenery being changed behind a gold curtain whist a talented four piece beat combo, The Craze, performed a handful of songs, sometimes joined by various members of the cast. These musical interludes were enjoyable and helped to pace the show as a whole. The sound was clear and allowed the audience to hear clearly what was being said, which was important given the swiftly moving dialogue. Overall, the production values were of a high standard, which is no less than anticipated from this National Theatre Production and the show was surprisingly funny, with the riotous latter half of the first act being the pinnacle of the show, having the audience in absolute fits of laughter.

    If any criticism were to be levelled at the show, it is perhaps that it was a little long (with a running time of two hours ten minutes) and whether it would stand repeated viewings is uncertain, but the show was certainly laugh out loud funny and worthy of a watch.

    “One Man, Two Guvnors” is currently at the Sheffield Lyceum http://www.sheffieldtheatres.co.uk/event/one-man-two-guvnors-14/ until the 24th May 2014 before continuing on its extensive national tour http://www.onemantwoguvnors.com

  • THEATRE REVIEW | Boeing, Boeing – Sheffield Crucible Theatre

    ★★★ | Boeing, Boeing – Sheffield Crucible Theatre

    Bernard thinks he has the perfect life living in Paris. He is engaged to three Air Hostesses, and uses the flight timetables to keep them apart and make them think that each of them is his one and only. As the three women in his life fly out to America, Germany and Italy, he ensures that his love life runs smoothly. But when the flights don’t adhere to the timetable one evening, Bernard finds his perfect life falling apart, as each of his three fiancés turn up at the home that they think they share with Bernard. With the help of his best friend, Robert, and his long suffering maid, Bertha, can Bernard keep them apart and maintain not only the facade, but also his love life?

    Sheffield Theatres present this revival of this 1960’s based, comedic, farcical play by Marc Camoletti. The feel of the piece was very reminiscent of the sitcoms of the late 70’s,having shades of the more subtle comedy of George and Mildred and, by contrast, bearing a very strong resemblance to the physical style of comedy in “Fawlty Towers” – the chaotic, panicked and increasingly complicated means of attempting to keep an escalating situation under control. There were also hints of more recent sitcom “Miranda”, with people entering and exiting the stage in quick succession.

    The cast of six held the audience’s attention with good delivery of the script’s one liners and some great comic timing. Notable cast members were Joseph Kloska who appealed with an animated performance as Robert, the nervous, flustered and naïve best friend. Lizzie Winkler was excellent as the intense German air hostess, Gretchen and Julia Deakin delivered all the best lines with an understated performance as Bertha, the long suffering and sardonic maid.

    Sheffield Theatres ably demonstrate why they have twice been awarded Regional Theatre of the Year with another quality production. The 60’s based set was simple but looked impressive, with its orange patterned wall paper and olive green sofa being very sixties chic. The stage was very well lit and the use of bold colour in both the set and the lighting looked impressive. The sound in the theatre was crisp and easily audible, and the costumes were great, in particular the air hostess uniforms, which looked absolutely beautiful, rounding off the high production values of the show.

    The show was a smart blend of physical comedy and a witty script and the audience found the whole thing very funny, with plenty of laughter echoing around the theatre throughout the evening.

    Boeing Boeing is currently playing at Sheffield Crucible Theatre until 7th June 2014. Details, trailer and booking details can be found at http://www.sheffieldtheatres.co.uk/event/boeing-boeing-14/

  • FILM REVIEW | Fading Gigolo

    ★★★★ | Fading Gigolo

    Murray is about to close down his rare book store in New York that has been in his family for three generations. It will mean that he and his 50-something-year old assistant and life long friend Fiorovante will be unemployed and strapped for cash.

    Murray however tells his pal that his wealthy female dermatologist had mentioned that she and a girl friend of hers had always fantasized about having a menage a trois. Not that she expected Murray, somewhere in his 70’s, to do this but she asked if he knew of a suitable candidate, and so he had suggested Fiorovante for the job. Not that he was particularly handsome or even muscular, but as the ladies were looking for a ‘real man’ Murray thought that he would be the perfect candidate. That, and the fact the doctor had offered a fee of $1000.

    The reluctant Fioravante accepts the challenge as the other part time job he has in a florist shop barely keeps him in orchids. To his surprise he likes the trial run with the doctor, and so with Murray acting as his ‘pimp’, starts hooking up with other older women who are not getting any action from their husbands.

    Meanwhile Murray lives with a much younger black woman and acts as a surrogate step-dad for her four young kids. When one of them contracts lice at school, he drags the kid off to see a head lice expert in Willamsburg. She is the widow of an Hasidic Rabbi and the mother of five young children that she is bringing up on her own. Murray sensing her loneliness and the lack of any adult companionship, suggests to her that he knows a ‘therapist’ who could help. The initial encounters between her and Fiorovante are awkward to say the least, but for some weird reason this very odd and ill-matched pair start to fall in love.

    The Widow also has a fervent admirer in the shape of a neighborhood Hasidic cop who has been waiting for for two years for the right moment to make his move. Now as he notices her leaving the house regularly and going into the city, he follows her to find out what she is up too. Fearing the worse but really not knowing what exactly is going on he and his fellow cops abduct Murray and take him to an Orthodox Court to face charges that he is ruining the widow’s reputation in the hope that all will be revealed and/or she will be saved.

    It is one of the oddest plots for a comedy, which for reasons that I am still not totally clear about, actually works rather well. Even the far fetch concept of offering a young religious widow a roll in the hay was convincing, although the slapstick routine of the Courtroom was an uneasy fit in this otherwise gentle drama. The fact that writer/director/star John Turturro has his old chum Woody Allen playing Murray as Woody Allen is a major contributor to the success of the piece. Allen is perfect as the wisecracking opportunistic peddler who has no morals at all about making a quick buck especially when he doesn’t have to do much work for it at all. And Turturro with his sad soulful eyes and his gentle manner makes Fiorovanti the most perfect reluctant hooker.

    They are joined by Sharon Stone as the very sexy frustrated dermatologist, Sofia Vergara as her friend (and for once there is no trace of her ‘Modern Family’ character Gloria), Liev Schrieber is the sulky cop, and with a beautifully understated performance as the widow by Vanessa Paradis who is really not on our screens nearly enough.

    Turturro makes New York look so inviting and he greatly enhances the visuals with a beautifully scored soundtrack of vintage jazz, maybe a touch of Allen’s influence too.

    A sweet and funny movie.

    Fading Gigolo is released 23rd May

  • FILM REVIEW | Concussion

    This is the story of a mid-life crisis where a marriage between a lawyer and an ex-real estate house flipper turned housewife who live with their two kids in a comfortable affluent NY suburb starts to get stale. ★★★★

    The housewife busy with running the home, taking Pilate classes with her friends, and hanging out with the other soccer kids’ mums doing the daily school runs etc., is bored out of her head. The same head that gets hit very hard one day when her son accidentally manages to throw a ball at it causing some bloody damage.

    It results in not just concussion but some sort of epiphany that she needs to make some changes to her life.

    The edge that this story has over similar tales of marriage woes is that this couple are lesbians which doesn’t alter the reality of marital disharmony but it makes it take on a whole different resonance.

    Abby goes back to work and buys a Loft in the city to refurbish and flip throwing all her energy into the project. It’s a start, but she is still sexually frustrated as her wife Kate, a divorce lawyer, seems to prefer celibacy. So Abby hooks up with hooker, but the woman she picks from a newspaper ad turns out to be dishevelled drug user and the experience is far from happy, something she confides to Justin her contractor/friend who is working on the loft with her. Justin’s girlfriend just happens to run a call-girl service out of her college dorm and so she insures that Abby gets a very hot date for her next encounter.

    It whets her appetite for sex, but at $800 a pop this is more than she can afford on a regular basis so Justin suggests that maybe the answer would be for her to turn tricks herself. Evidently there is a need for a beautiful older woman… Abby is 42… especially to service young wealthy women looking for an experienced lesbian. It takes time to persuade Abby to decide and even then when she accepts she insists on doing it in her own terms i.e. meeting clients in a coffee shop first. And thus ‘Eleanor’, Abby’s new persona, is born.

    At the beginning most of the clients are indeed young but when Eleanor gets one who is even older and sexually more experienced, she really starts to relish her new role. And then to top it all one of her new clients turns out to be Sam, a married ‘straight’ woman friend from her own town who she has always quietly lusted after, the fantasy of her new life becomes very real indeed.

    Abby insists that ‘Eleanor’ only has a few clients a week so that she can maintain all her usual routines at home, and very conveniently now that the loft is finished she even has a place for her assignations. Her wife Kate is so wrapped up in her work and being the ‘other’ mother at home that she is completely unaware that Abby has created this other life just to get some sexual fulfillment, and even when the penny eventually drops, she really doesn’t want to accept when she sees.

    It’s an intriguing drama that is primarily convincingly real because of exceptional and sensitive performance by Robin Weigert as Abby/Eleanor. She insures that we empathise with her from the very beginning, and although it is essentially all about satisfying her needs there is something very laudable about Eleanor as she goes out of her way to insist that the other women get the fulfillment they are craving too.

    It is an impressive writing/directing debut from Stacie Passon, and it was very beautifully filmed so that the sex scenes were never explicit but extremely erotic. The plot started to waffle slightly towards the end as if it was unsure of how to resolve the drama, but that still doesn’t stop it from being an extremely watchable fine piece.