The Sex Files, THE UNDATEABLE GAY reviews his past encounters and the issues of having a high sex drive. Not only has Coronavirus put us into a situation where we have been separated from our friends and families, but it […]
Columnist Mark Woollard recalls his first heartbreak and the drama that could give SATC a run for its money.
I saw a homophobic comment on Twitter today that really made me angry and I just couldn’t keep my mouth shut. I had to retaliate. “I don’t mind you lot being gay as long as you don’t promote it to […]
It was the summer of 2001. Bridget Jones’ Diary had just been released at Easter and Tullene and myself had already seen it five times. It was a few weeks until my 18th birthday and I’d just passed my driving […]
The year Mark Haddon’s novel “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time” was published. The year Dirty Den made his comeback in EastEnders. And the year Jemini entered the Eurovision Song Contest with “Cry Baby.” The song which […]
I do it every Christmas period. For some unbeknown reason, usually around Boxing Day, I decide it might be a good idea to go in search of a husband. I don’t know what comes over me. It must be the […]
For years, my friends have been nagging me to get some gay friends. Apparently they’re concerned that my circle consists of straight ladies, their husbands and my gaggle of old dears from the church. “You’ll never find a life partner […]
You would have thought that I’d learnt my lesson about venturing outside of London for dates. But no, ever the glutton for punishment, when my latest beau, Kevin suggested a day trip to Brighton, I jumped at the chance. Kevin […]
After a long-term, online, long-distance relationship with a guy that turned out to be transgender, THE UNDATEABLE GAY goes to meet the man of his dreams… I’ve deleted all my dating apps. There’s not one to be found on my […]
When it comes to sex, I’ve always found myself to be plain and simple. Not boring, I would like to point out immediately. But I’m not one for these chains and whips activities. I mean, I’ve got nothing against anyone […]
This week, The Undateable Gay goes to prison… Not as an inmate, but to run a social event for gay and bi prisoners.