Day: 9 February 2015
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Man Claims To Have Only 100 Ejaculations Left
A man has shared his dismay after being told by doctors that he only has a finite number of ejaculations before he permanently loses the ability to get an erection.
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Just one hundred ejaculations left.
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An incredibly rare condition known as idiopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa.
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The man has to avoid masturbation and be ‘selective’ with sexual partners.
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- (C) BIGSTOCK
A thirty-four-year-old man has shared his horror after learning that he only has ‘one hundred’ ejaculations left before a rare medical condition, which causes a buildup of scar tissue in the penis, will render it un-erectable.
Writing in BroBible the man known only as R.L.S has said that doctors call the condition idiopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa, meaning every time the man gets an erection, it causes an autoimmune reaction, causing a build-up of scar tissue. Over time it will mean his penis will not be able to get erect.
R.L.S wrote: “I have a finite amount of real, working, orgasm-capable erections remaining. They estimate I have about a hundred [orgasms] left.”
It’s an extremely rare condition with hardly any known cases. The man now claims he avoids masturbation and has to be selective with sexual partners.
In an email to BroBible the man said, “You cannot imagine the feeling. I go in for what I think is a routine physical, and I’m blindsided. My whole life changes in an instant; like hearing you have six months to live. I honestly thought the doctor was f**king with me– how do you even process that kind of information?
“Ultimately, the scar tissue will make it impossible to ever get a boner again. I’m the first case anyone’s ever seen, and no one can tell me why it’s happening. I don’t wear briefs or hang out in saunas.
“There’s been no blunt force trauma to the balls. Some of the women from my past have suggested it’s karma, and I’m actually starting to believe it.”
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Kavana: Katie Hopkins is a GAY ICON
In a recent interview, Kavana agreed that Celebrity Big Brother runner-up Katie Hopkins is a gay icon.
Katie Hopkins, who came runner up to Katie Price in Celebrity Big Brother, has often maintained that it is her ambition to become a gay icon, has received the thumbs up from openly gay singer Kavana.
When asked if Katie could achieve her dream of becoming a gay icon, Kavana said, “oh course, she was wearing Hot Pink and American tan tights last night…”
Katie, the controversial former Apprentice Star went into the Celebrity Big Brother house as the ‘most hated woman in Britain’ however managed to win over millions of fans, achieving second place to Katie Price.
Kavana also backed Alexandra O’Neal after he used an anti-gay slur against Perez Hilton, before removing himself from the Big Brother house earlier in the series. He called Perez a “silly assed f*ggot”.
Speaking on This Morning last week he said, “I’m gay. [O’Neal] didn’t make homophobic remarks,” Kavana said. “It just came out, but he was pushed and pushed and pushed.
“When someone is sat opposite you doing certain things – I won’t go into the action Perez did – but I think he was wise and clever to walk and not put up with it anymore. I respect him for that.”
Kavana also said that he was planning to work with Alexander on some new material as well as being the wedding singer at Katie Prices forthcoming wedding.
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Gaydio Plans To Go National
Gaydio, the UK’s only radio station for gay, lesbian, bisexual and trans people has announced that it is part of a bid to launch nationwide on DAB Digital Radio. Last week bids closed for a second UK-wide DAB multiplex, known as Digital 2, which will carry 18 new stations.
