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Day: 28 October 2017

  • 10 Halloween costumes for totally lazy gay guys

    So, you know, Halloween is coming up… Here are 10 costumes that are totally easy to pull off, with just a little gay sensibility.

    Patrick Bateman

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    Remember him from American Psycho – well, the film does have a totally homoerotic subtext and a lot of talk has been utter on whether actually, Patrick is gay or bisexual.

    All you need is:

    1. A smart suit, if you have a £3000 one with power even better
    2. A power tie, which must be red and you must have matching braces
    3. An 80’s mobile phone
    4. A rain mac, which must be see through
    5. An axe – brand new, with shiny, shiny head

    James Dean

    Much was made, in the years after his death of his sexuality. His early death meant that Dean would become a legend. This is a really simple look to pull off.

    All you need is:

    1. White T-shirt
    2. Classic cut jeans
    3. Boots
    4. All-American Harrington jacket

     

    Jesse Walsh

    Nightmare On Elm Street 2 was loaded with homoerotic undertones… why not relive the early 80s with a Jessie costume. Make sure you spend most of the evening shouting something about Freddy being inside of you…

    All you need is:

    1. Yellow patterned shirt
    2. Vintage cut blue jeans
    3. Baseball cap
    4. Golden glasses
    5. A radio blasting out 80’s hits

     

    Ariana Grande

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    Some consider her a gay icon and her recent look of bunny ears is a totally hot look for guys.

    All you need is:

    1. Bunny ears and black face mask
    2. Washboard stomach
    3. White stiletto shoes
    4. Tall stool to balance on

     

    An Instagram Shot

    Getting the perfect selfie is a nightmare…

    All you need:

    Supersize cardboard cut out of an Instagram screen – you can actually buy them on Amazon.

     

    Cornfed Cowboy

    We’re not sure this is particularly scary, but this guy is mighty hot, so we’ve included!

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    All you need is:

    1. Ranch hat
    2. Plaid shirt, with arms cut off
    3. Short shorts – preferably denim
    4. Biceps so big they block the sun

     

    The Bottom…

    “I’m a bottom, duh.” #top #halloweencostume #halloween #gay #gayhalloween

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    Fancy being a Halloween bottom?

    All you need is:

    1. Well, to be honest, you could wear anything, but make sure you ass looks perky… and if anyone asks always say “I’m a bottom, duh.”

     

    A Carebear

    If you’re a kid from the 80s or 90s then you’ll know there was no gayer cartoon than the Carebears. Now you can be GayBear…

    All you need is:

    1. Basically not much, just decide which kind of Carebear you wish to be and draw your logo on your belly – on top of a white background.
    2. Bear ears
    3. Bear nose
    4. Shout Carebear Stare often and in people’s faces

     

    Gay soldier

    gay soldier boy #halloween see my story for the full body outfit!

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    This is really really simple to achieve.

    All you need is:

    1. Face paint
    2. Karki combats
    3. Rippling muscles
    4. Perfect hair

     

    Baby Jane Hudson and Blanche Hudson


    What Ever Happened To Baby Jane is probably one of the campiest movies of all time – and a sure-fire way to win any “best Halloween costume” competition.

    All you need is:

    Baby Jane

    1. Pretty white frilly dress
    2. Ribbon for the waist
    3. Blonde wig
    4. Overdone lippy
    5. Set of car keys

    Blanche

    1. Dark wig
    2. All black outfit
    3. Wheelchair
    4. Overdone lippy
    5. Tire marks from obvious car accident

     

  • Investigation begins after alleged hate crime against transgender woman in Cumbria

    Police in Cumbria are investigating an alleged hate crime against a transgender woman on a bus.

    Investigators have released a CCTV still of a person they would like to speak to in connection with alleged verbal abuse hurled at a woman at a bus stop in Barrow in Furness, Cumbria.

    According to a statement from the police at around 6:20 PM on Saturday 23 September 2017 a 43-year-old woman from Barrow was sat at a bus stop when she was approached by a man who has been verbally abusive towards her.

    The man officers would like to speak with is described as a white, aged in his 60s and around 5ft 6ins tall. He is of medium build with balding hair to the back of his scalp.

    At the time of the incident, he was wearing a white shirt and grey or brown trousers.

    It is believed that the man has got onto a bus heading towards Holbeck.

    Police are appealing for witnesses to this incident and anyone who may be able to identify the man pictured to come forward.

    Email: 101@cumbria.police.uk
    Call:  PC Josh Jones on 101
    Or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111

  • COMMENT | Cyclists: Apart from the Lycra, I just hate them

    Thought I would mention cyclists. I am not one I would like to point out, from the very start. To give balance I am sure there are considerate and road aware cyclists. In fact, I encountered one earlier this week. An elderly lady who pulled over to the side of the road at a point of narrowing to signal me past.

    I travel on country lanes on my daily commute and the vista is a delight to behold. Other road users including tractors, horse riders, car drivers, and I pull over for those who have a more urgent need to get to journey’s end. This is not reflective in my experience of the cyclist.

    I say to men of any age; before dressing in the lycra outfit you have purchased, empty a bag of spuds into it to get some contextual vision into the sight you will become. If you are unfit before mounting, the clothing is not like a superhero costume, it does not enhance your performance. It just makes you stand out as a fool.

    There is something about a man and his fascination with all things phallic that drives a male “old enough to know better”  to shrink wrap his body in Lycra and place on his head a slipstream carbon fibre helmet to complete the image of an erect member. Hardly surprising then that they are complete “d*cks” on the road.

    On my journey home last night I came to a queue of traffic on an A class road. As I got closer to the front, there he was “cycleman”, all in black with a black helmet and on a black bike. In poor visibility and with no lights.

    To add insult to injury this athlete of the highway was proceeding at an earth-shattering 6 or 7 miles an hour. This breakneck speed impaired his ability to turn his head and see what a total nuisance he was being to commuting traffic in tax paying vehicles. The reason for his slow progress, he was holding aloft his mobile device and filming himself.

    Having passed him I looked into my rearview mirror and he was still in the middle of the road ignoring other road users. The only other thing I would surmise about him was, he was a man of small appetite. I deduce this from him having a very small lycra lunchbox.

    On another recent occasion, I was sat in a line of traffic in the town centre with my right-hand indicator on to turn at the next junction. I was in a road position to the right of the lane with a number of other vehicles that were indicating the same intent. At the moment there was a gap in the oncoming traffic enabling my turn to be conducted safely I had to brake hard as “cycleman” came down the outside of the lane ignoring all of the indicators and riding in the middle of the road.

    We live in an age where we are encouraged to be environmentally friendly and considerate. One man on a bicycle may be that – until he has a 2-mile tailback of carbon-emitting traffic he is ignoring behind him.

    As a car driver, I can be held accountable and I am identifiable from my vehicle registration. It could be any road user that makes a note of my number or a camera on the highway if I am speeding, perhaps one on a set of traffic lights if I go over on amber or red, or a dashboard cam of any other road user, finally even a mobile phone cam handheld by a pedestrian can be used to report me or any other licensed road user. I have lost count of the number of cyclists I have seen breaking the law of the highway and failing to show even the slightest amount of courtesy and why should they; as they are totally anonymous and unaccountable.

    A man in Lycra can be a sight to behold, a bulge to indulge, a fetish to crave; until he mounts his machine and becomes just another drain dodger!

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  • ‘Serious fears’ missing Russian pop star killed in Chechnya

    Serious fears have been raised that a Russian pop star has been killed in Chechnya’s crackdown on homosexuality.

    Due to licensing this article must be read on our website.

    A leading Russian human rights group said it had “serious fears” Friday that a gay pop star may have been killed in Chechnya as part of a crackdown on the homosexual community. Chechen Zelimkhan Bakayev, 26, went missing in August when he left his home in Moscow to visit the capital Grozny to attend his sister’s wedding. (more…)

  • There’s a new position and we’re interested… very interested

    It’s called the “68”…

    So we were reading Cosmo, as you do, and we found out about a new sex position and well we were naturally interested. It’s called the “68”.

    It’s similar to its slightly older brother the very famous “69”, but instead of giving both of you pleasure, it focuses more on just one of you. Brilliant!

    So what do you need to do?

    Well, apparently the “bottom” lies on their back with their legs slightly open with their knees bent and feet flat on the floor or bed. The “top” lies on top of the “bottom” facing up with their head on the “bottom’s” thighs. It’s like a natural resting place.

    Your junk should be right in your partner’s face.

    Now, this could be great as a rimming position or oral sex position… Although be careful as your penis might not bend fully that way… and you don’t want to break it.

    Don’t forget if you’re the top to take some of the weight off your partner’s chest, by using your elbows to take some of the strain.

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