So, you know, Halloween is coming up… Here are 10 costumes that are totally easy to pull off, with just a little gay sensibility.

Patrick Bateman

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Remember him from American Psycho – well, the film does have a totally homoerotic subtext and a lot of talk has been utter on whether actually, Patrick is gay or bisexual.

All you need is:

  1. A smart suit, if you have a £3000 one with power even better
  2. A power tie, which must be red and you must have matching braces
  3. An 80’s mobile phone
  4. A rain mac, which must be see through
  5. An axe – brand new, with shiny, shiny head

James Dean

Much was made, in the years after his death of his sexuality. His early death meant that Dean would become a legend. This is a really simple look to pull off.

All you need is:

  1. White T-shirt
  2. Classic cut jeans
  3. Boots
  4. All-American Harrington jacket

 

Jesse Walsh

Nightmare On Elm Street 2 was loaded with homoerotic undertones… why not relive the early 80s with a Jessie costume. Make sure you spend most of the evening shouting something about Freddy being inside of you…

All you need is:

  1. Yellow patterned shirt
  2. Vintage cut blue jeans
  3. Baseball cap
  4. Golden glasses
  5. A radio blasting out 80’s hits

 

Ariana Grande

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Some consider her a gay icon and her recent look of bunny ears is a totally hot look for guys.

All you need is:

  1. Bunny ears and black face mask
  2. Washboard stomach
  3. White stiletto shoes
  4. Tall stool to balance on

 

An Instagram Shot

Getting the perfect selfie is a nightmare…

All you need:

Supersize cardboard cut out of an Instagram screen – you can actually buy them on Amazon.

 

Cornfed Cowboy

We’re not sure this is particularly scary, but this guy is mighty hot, so we’ve included!

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All you need is:

  1. Ranch hat
  2. Plaid shirt, with arms cut off
  3. Short shorts – preferably denim
  4. Biceps so big they block the sun

 

The Bottom…

“I’m a bottom, duh.” #top #halloweencostume #halloween #gay #gayhalloween

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Fancy being a Halloween bottom?

All you need is:

  1. Well, to be honest, you could wear anything, but make sure you ass looks perky… and if anyone asks always say “I’m a bottom, duh.”

 

A Carebear

If you’re a kid from the 80s or 90s then you’ll know there was no gayer cartoon than the Carebears. Now you can be GayBear…

All you need is:

  1. Basically not much, just decide which kind of Carebear you wish to be and draw your logo on your belly – on top of a white background.
  2. Bear ears
  3. Bear nose
  4. Shout Carebear Stare often and in people’s faces

 

Gay soldier

gay soldier boy #halloween see my story for the full body outfit!

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This is really really simple to achieve.

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All you need is:

  1. Face paint
  2. Karki combats
  3. Rippling muscles
  4. Perfect hair

 

Baby Jane Hudson and Blanche Hudson


What Ever Happened To Baby Jane is probably one of the campiest movies of all time – and a sure-fire way to win any “best Halloween costume” competition.

All you need is:

Baby Jane

  1. Pretty white frilly dress
  2. Ribbon for the waist
  3. Blonde wig
  4. Overdone lippy
  5. Set of car keys

Blanche

  1. Dark wig
  2. All black outfit
  3. Wheelchair
  4. Overdone lippy
  5. Tire marks from obvious car accident

 

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