Day: 25 September 2019

  • ‘Jesus Lover’: Gay sex causes “significant bodily pain and torture”

    ‘Jesus Lover’: Gay sex causes “significant bodily pain and torture”

    The internet came. It came hard.

    A Twitter user, who describes herself as Jesus loving and a having a BA in English and Bible decided to show her enormous bigotry and lack of understanding by posting a tweet in which she said gay sex caused “significant bodily pain and torture”.

    In the tweet, which has been commented on over 600 times, Lisa Bedrick wrote,

    “Homosexuality is not loving, it’s one person causing another person significant bodily pain and torture.

    “A male penis was Never meant to be inserted into the anus, and it leads to tons of health issues if or when it is.

    “Don’t be gay”

    https://twitter.com/angel28kc/status/1176761844360503297

    Well it took no time for Twitter react and it had one basic message for Lisa.

    “You’re doing it wrong”

    At time of publishing the tweet has been commented on over 650 times and retweeted just 20, meaning that Lisa has been severley ratio’d on the platform.

    Many of those who responded to Ms Bedrick told her that she had “no idea” what she was on about, while others criticised her for her homophobic tweet.

    One user told her, “The opening line of your bio tell me that ever word that tumbles out of your deluded mouth, powered by a closed and indoctrinated mind needs to be treated with the contempt it deserves.”

    Another added simply, “My prostate disagrees.”

    Another asked, “Love between a man and a woman results in childbirth which causes serious discomfort and sometimes death what’s your answer for that?”

    https://twitter.com/mckmg1/status/1176777321904295938

    Oh Lisa… if it hurts too much, use more lube.

  • DILEMMA | My boyfriend has a penis that curves downwards

    DILEMMA | My boyfriend has a penis that curves downwards

    This week, a reader asks what positions are best for bottoming when your partner’s penis has a downward curve to it.

    DEAR TGUK,

    Hi, my boyfriend has a major downward curve in his penis, like a banana. He’s had it forever. It’s also big 6-7” long and a 6-7 girth.

    I’m crazy about him but it’s difficult to bottom.

    We can only really get it in when we doggy with my ass up, or laying on my back if he picked up my waist.

    When On my back I can’t really feel anything.

    Can you recommend some positions that are suitable?


    Many guys have curved penises, although typically the curve is upwards or to the side, a downward curve is still, however, completely normal.

    However, you will need to try out different positions to make penetrative sex work for both of you.

    The reason why you say you’re not feeling anything when you’re on your back is that your prostate, the gland that makes bottoming irresistible to some, is on the inner side of your rectum wall. If your partner’s dick is straight or curves upwards, the standard missionary position means that the shape naturally rubs up against the prostate which is packed full of nerve endings. If your boyfriend’s dick is probing the other way, in this position he’ll be missing all the feel-good points.

    CREDIT: ©-blueringmedia-Depositphotos

    This means if you reverse positions they may actually feel better for you.

    Many guys find there’s a certain amount of flexibility when it comes to their erections, however, it’s important not to force the erect penis into any position which is uncomfortable, because you can actually snap an erect penis!

    Reverse cowboy

    With you sitting and straddling his lap, but facing away from his face, so your torso is pointing towards his feet. Your feet can go behind you or in front, whichever is more comfortable,

    This position can work with him lying on the bed or sitting in a chair.

    Reverse low cowboy

    The top lies on his back, the bottom straddles on top with his head and torso pointing towards his partner’s feet. His ass points towards his partner’s head, with hips pointing slightly down. This way will give your top an amazing view of his dick entering you. Bonus!

    Reverse Doggy

    You are in the normal doggy position, with your butt in the air, but your top enters from above, crouching above you, with his feet either side of your hips, facing back. He then dips his dick in your ass.

    Reverse sleeper

    The bottom lies on his front and the top lies on top of him but with his feet near the bottom’s head.

    So face to face positions might work as long as you can tip your hips in a way that will help his penis make contact with your g-spot.

    The great thing is that you have all the time in the world to experiment and take time to find out what feels great for the both of you. Have fun together.

    Have you got a dilemma you need help with? Click here to get in touch.

  • Isuzu D-Max XTR – an extreme lifestyle

    Isuzu D-Max XTR – an extreme lifestyle

    Isuzu is the oldest Japanese commercial vehicle manufacturer. They’ve been manufacturing vehicles since 1916. 

    In the UK they are known for their tough, hardworking, dependable commercial vehicles, predominantly pickups.

    In recent years become more practical, more comfortable and nicer to drive. This was helped by the continually increasing company car users tax bills and the fact that a pickup is a commercial vehicle and as such, attracts a low, flat rate of tax for the user.

    This has led to a whole new category being spawned; lifestyle.

    A lifestyle pickup is a vehicle that is like a luxury 4×4 inside but has the practicality of a pickup. Just about every manufacturer has a toe in this water and has a lifestyle variant in their range. 

    Isuzu have a couple of contenders that fall into the lifestyle arena; the awesome D-Max AT35 Arctic truck and the D-Max Blade.

    The AT35 is really the top of the tree, and too extreme for most, whilst the Blade is very nice, very well engineering with great driving manners and equipment if a bit subtle. 

    To capitalise on the lifestyle sector, Isuzu has created their secret weapon. It’s called the XTR. 

    This is a UK exclusive model and is aimed squarely at those customers who like to personalise and modify their trucks. Aftermarket modifications are a big thing with many customers opting for wide arches, sidesteps, suspension modifications and much more. As a result, there are now a plethora of companies that offer drive in, drive out services. 

    Think of Isuzu’s XTR as a factory modified truck. That means that all of the components used are certified, tested, safe and warrantied. 

    I was invited to test the XTR on the UK launch……and test it I did.

    Our first leg was a 20-minute road drive to familiarise us with the truck. I’ve driven quite a few pickups and love them. Generally, they offer the road manners of a 4×4 but with the practicality of a pickup. Gone are the days of a harsh, utilitarian work tool. 

    We arrived at the first off-road section in the pouring rain.  This was a wood somewhere in North Wales. 

    Now, I’ve done a bit of off-roading over the years but this was another level. 

    We were guided through a very serious and challenging off-road route that took the XTR to, and past, its limits. 

    Rain had pounded the track making it a treacherous and precarious route. 

    We experienced everything from inclined, hairpin turns that lifted wheels, to fallen trees and hidden tree stumps that threatened to break the axles. Deep mud and pools of water meant that grip was hard to find and the XTR slipped and slithered along the track, often in mud so deep it was resting on the sturdy side steps. 

    With patients, technique and guidance, we made it through, demonstrating very well how unbelievable this thing is off-road. 

    From the woods, we headed to an old quarry for a different kind of off-road experience. 

    This was an old slate quarry so slippery, and with a surface that moved and changed as you travel over it. Large rocks, small sharp shards of slate and everything in between. Here we traversed some very steep inclines and declines that really tested the hill descent, off-road traction control and low range gearbox to the limit.

    Some of the drops were so sleep I had to brace myself against the windscreen while the rear axle went light. 

    I can honestly say the off-road capability of the D-Max XTR is incredible. It left me speechless (apart from several expletives I won’t mention here). 

    I mentioned before that Isuzu’s XTR is here to compete with the aftermarket custom builders. In this sector Image and customisation are key. Isuzu has met these objectives head-on with sophisticated and aggressive styling, Increased capability and bespoke specification. This is a factory custom pickup with handpicked custom and performance parts. 

    Externally there is an aggressive body kit consisting of a front bumper guard, bonnet protector, headlight surrounds and big wheel arch extensions.

    A new rear bumper and light frames and raptor coated tailgate spoiler. Decals are optional but I like them and the bigger the better. There are also some cool, unique and durable new side steps.

    Isuzu has carefully selected some very cool and serious upgrades for the XTR; Pedders lifted suspension and brakes with green springs and callipers, a new rear anti-roll bar and vented and slotted front brake discs with kevlar ceramic pads. 

    The longer suspension articulation means they had to design a new top wishbone to ensure the geometry worked. 

    It’s this kind of engineering that sets the XTR apart from aftermarket modified vehicles.

    The suspension is set up with springs and shock absorbers tuned for a more comfortable and refined ride. 

    17” bespoke XTR alloy wheels wrapped in 32″  Pirelli Scorpion™ all-terrain plus tyres do a brilliant job on and off-road.

    Inside there are leather and suede bespoke XTR heated seats, infotainment system and everything you would expect from a luxury SUV. It’s a lovely place to be.

    It’s no secret that I’m a fan of a good pickup. I really like the way they drive, you feel safe and people give you room. You’re not constantly pressured and bullied by other road users. 

    The XTR is well equipped, incredibly capable, it looks fantastic and is well priced, starting at £33,999 CVOTR.

    You can have a manual or auto. I prefer manual off-road but auto on the road. 

    Isuzu has created a secret weapon for sure here. It’s a serious piece of kit and I expect will sell very well. It deserves to.

  • Theatre Review | Northern Ballet’s Cinderella – National Tour

    Theatre Review | Northern Ballet’s Cinderella – National Tour

    Northern Ballet dancer Hironao Takahashi in David Nixon OBE’s Cinderella. Photo Emma Kauldhar

    ★★★★ |Northern Ballet’s Cinderella

    Northern Ballet continues to delight with a charming retelling of a classic fairy story. Cinderella leads a life of servitude to her wicked stepmother but escapes her life by sneaking out, where she encounters a magician who is more than meets the eye. When Cinderella is left home alone on the night of the Prince’s ball, the Magician appears to transform her into a princess; as she and the Prince meet and fall in love, the clock strikes twelve and Cinderella flees, leaving only a glass slipper behind.  

    Sometimes, such familiar stories can feel laboured and over-familiar but Northern Ballet injects new life into the traditional fairy tale by putting in enough fresh ideas to add something new, without ever detracting from the familiar narrative.  Transporting the story to Russia whilst adding in an expanded narrative and a scattering of magic tricks and circus skills, the company presents something just a little different, but with its roots firmly planted in well-known story.

    Mlindi Kulashe delighted the audience with a comedic performance as the magician, and Abigail Prudames charmed as the titular heroine; both of whom stood out from a company who gave universally solid performances.

    Where Cinderella really succeeds is in its simplicity. The choreography is so clear in delivering the narrative, it allows you to simply sit back and enjoy the performances. There are sufficient magical moments to maintain its fairy tale status whilst allowing the dance to take centre stage, and the lavish new costumes, some new sets and the live orchestra only adds to the atmosphere of this production.

    Whether you are looking for a family orientated evening at the theatre, or for something to start to get you in the festive mood, Cinderella is an engaging ballet which works its magic on you by radiating a feel-good warmth and familiarity.

    Northern Ballet’s Cinderella is playing at Sheffield Theatres until 28th September 2019 before continuing on its national tour; whilst their production of Dracula will be beamed live into selected cinemas on Halloween

  • Clive Davis: Bisexuality: “I never felt it was understood by much of the straight or gay community”

    Clive Davis: Bisexuality: “I never felt it was understood by much of the straight or gay community”

    The legendary music man, Clive Davis has spoken about his experience of bisexuality since coming out as bisexual at the age of 80.

    The man who was responsible for bringing the world Whitney Houston opened up to Rolling Stone about what bisexuality meant to him.

    He said,

    “I don’t look upon it as the signal event in my life, but there was no way I was going to do an autobiography and not include the fact that only in middle age, after two failed marriages, would I look beyond gender for a relationship.

    I embraced bisexuality, which is the most misunderstood term in sexual identity. I never felt it was understood by much of the straight or gay community. You had to be either gay or straight — there was no in-between. I just opened myself up to the person rather than to the gender.

    I’ve read how, as some in the younger generation try to find their sexual identity, it doesn’t make any difference which gender it is until they locate the person.

    “I relate to that.”