Day: 20 December 2019

  • Iconic gay pin-up magazine to shut

    Iconic gay pin-up magazine to shut

    Meat Magazine is set to close in the new year.

    On its tenth anniversary, Meat Magazine will be printing its last editions in 2020. The magazine which has been in print for 10 years has been self-produced and funded by its photographer, Adrian Lourie.

    In a statement from the company, Adrian wrote that the decision to end Meat‘s print run was a “tough call” and that he had been “overwhelmed” by the supportive messages he had received.

    Challenging expectations from gay media

    In 10 years the magazine produced 39 issues and has really challenged expectations for a gay pin-up magazine. The magazine featured models of all shapes, ages, sizes and ethnicities and was championed by its fanbase, which had grown substantially on Instagram.

    Speaking to THEGAYUK in 2018 just after pictures had been removed by Instagram, Adrian said, “Meat‘s mission is to champion body positivity amongst gay men, in a community where many often feel sidelined by ‘stereotypical’ male beauty standards. The zine allows our followers and fans to celebrate and own their unique beauty, no matter their age, race, body shape or type.”

    Unfortunately, Meat found itself deleted from Instagram several times after falling foul of the platform’s community guidelines.

    Meat‘s first Instagram account had amassed over 15,000 fans when it was erased by the Facebook-owned company and the second account had 4000 fans.

    Exciting ideas for 2020

    Adrian wrote that there were “other projects and opportunities to explore” and that there were “exciting ideas” lined up for 2020.

  • DILEMMA | I’m staying at my  inlaws this Christmas, how can we make sure we leave no cummy trace

    DILEMMA | I’m staying at my inlaws this Christmas, how can we make sure we leave no cummy trace

    A reader asks how he can still have sexy time with his man but make sure that they leave no trace for the inlaws to find.

    DEAR UNC

    This Christmas my partner and I are staying at his parents, of course, because we’re randy f**kers I want to make sure we can still have sex, even if it is just a fumble between the sheets. What can we do to make sure that the inlaws don’t find our cummy rags or tissues?

    Gavin, Totteridge


    Dear Gavin,

    Have you ever heard of the Rich Man’s Wank? I implore you to employ the RMW technique this Christmas. It’s very simple.

    When you have your fumble under the sheets, instead of cumming over yourself (which you then have to wipe down – leaving crusty evidence for the inlaws to find) use a condom.

    Yes, sometimes it escapes us, but the humble condom has more than the two normal uses (sexually transmitted disease protection – and blow up balloons at prides), yes you can use it as a semen collector – which, let’s face it, is what its main function actually is.

    When you’re done, tie a knot at the opening – come the morning, simply pocket that Jonny, complete with all your little swimmers and flush it (you’re not supposed to do that) so you can bin it in a wrap of tissues.

    Ta Da and Merry Jizzmas!

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