Day: 13 September 2015

  • Austin And James The Bromance Continues With Bedtime Spooning

    The growing bromance between Austin Armacost and James Hill is v v cute to watch…

    Austin Armacost has admitted that he has grown “accustomed” to sharing a bed with fellow housemate and former Apprentice star James Hill and as this picture suggests they’ve been doing a bit of spooning.

    Austin however has on numerous occasions said that he only has eyes for his Yorkshireman husband Jake, to whom he’s been married for five years.

    James has also spoken about being comfortable enough with his sexuality to bond with Austin in the way that he has.

    During their fake, fake eviction ex-porn star Jenna Jameson and Farrah (we’re still not quite sure) decided to put Austin up for eviction, unknowingly saving him from public vote this week. They called him a “firestarter.”

    BB continues Tonight, Saturday 12 September at 10.30pm on Channel 5

  • ALBUM REVIEW: Nerina Pallot: The Sound And The Fury

    After embarking on an incredibly ambitious venture of releasing an EP of tracks every month for all of 2014, Nerina Pallot is back with her new album ‘The Sound And The Fury’ that includes some tracks from last year’s offerings with some eclectic, emotionally charged and compelling new songs. ★★★★

    The album opens with a rough guitar riff weaving into a drum-led anthem that pulsates and emulates our life blood, our world, our religion, our spirituality and suggests karmic retribution on those that deviate. This sets the tone for the record and its thought-provoking arcs on diverse issues in our modern world. If I Had A Girl is the seditious, bluesy and more honest sister to Beyoncé’s If I Were A Boy where Pallot comes up with some inspired lyrics highlighting the contemptible sexism still raging in our world:

    “You gotta be bolder, better, harder faster, don’t take no shit off no lord or master, don’t listen when they say how far you’ve come”

    The Road and its rough and edgy, R&B sound wants us to rely on our own perception of right and wrong and reject the noise of the media and other agendas. This could not have been highlighted better or indeed been more topical with the video for this song being filmed in Calais in the migrant camps.

    Boy On The Bus is a heartbreaking ballad about wanting to leave the city in despair of distressing events and the aching ‘Handle’ has us struggling to deal with our nefarious world and yearning for a reprieve. One such moment of comfort is the gorgeous Blessed which starts of delightfully like a classic Suzanne Vega cut but then weaves into a beautiful mid-tempo ballad with some magnificent harmonies.

    The album closes with the sonic dreamscape and lyrically bittersweet Longest Memory which deals with life, solitude and death and their inextricable links.

    Susan Sontag wrote in the 1960s that “we live under continual threat of two equally fearful, but seemingly opposed, destinies: unremitting banality and inconceivable terror. It is fantasy, served out in large rations by the popular arts, which allows most people to cope with these twin specters”. To me this is certainly still very true today and epitomises this glorious, dark, political and resonant album from Nerina Pallot in the sense that her striking collection of songs guides and assists us through some of the atrocities and various –isms endemic in our society. Brilliant.

    Nerina Pallot – ‘The Sound And The Fury’ – Album Preview

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    by Nick Smith | @peripatenic

    THE SOUND AND THE FURY

    £9.99

  • 6 Things We Learnt This Week, Janice Dickinson to Jeremy Corbyn

    This week has been a week of wonder… One that could either lead to greatness or mayhem. From Janice Dickinson promising to be a surrogate mother, to Jeremy Corbyn’s election as the new Labour leader.

    1) Janice promises to be Austin Armacost and Jake Lee’s surrogate for any child they may have in the future… This is an interesting concept and won that we think would make an excellent reality TV show.

    2) The first ever “test-tube baby” Louise Brown is delighted that gay couples can use IVF to start familes.

    3) Elton John reaches out to President Putin to discuss ‘ridiculous’ anti-gay prejudice. According to The Guardian the Rocket Man has asked for 5 with the Russian Prez. We await the outcome. If Elton can achieve the melt down he did for Dolce And Gabbana, maybe there could be so movement, then against probs not.

    4) This news site based in the deeply homophobic country of Nigeria suggests women could and should strap on a dildo and screw their men. Unsurprisingly the men in the poll aren’t so sure.

    5) Jeremy Corbyn, who has voted pro gay issues since his induction as an MP, has been voted in as the new Labour leader.

    6) The Daily Mail, thinks that Brits have won a “war” because famous women over the age of 70 haven’t had plastic surgery,

  • 11 Times Austin Armacost Proved That Shirts Are Totally Overrated

    Between James Hill and Austin Armacost on this season of Celebrity Big Brother, we’re convinced the universe is trying to tell us that shirts, t-shirts, vest, tops of any kind are totally overrated.

     

  • The X FACTOR Man With Wings, Davide Papasidero, Gets To Bootcamp

    The man who wore glorious white wings to his first audition for the X FACTOR, Davide Papasidero has made it through to the bootcamp stage of the competition.

    Davide, who had entered the Italian X FACTOR three years ago, said “it was hard to be” himself. The flamboyant contestant sang a remixed version of Aretha Franklin’s hit Respect.

     

    The performance didn’t really seem to set Simon Cowell on fire, but the audience and Rita Ora lapped it up.

  • CAR REVIEW | smart fortwo proxy

    This is the all new third generation smart fortwo. It may have grown a stubby snout and lost the one box shape of its predecessor but the contrasting ‘tridion’ safety cell and tiny 2.69-meter length scream smart. The big news is under the skin however, gone is the clunky automated manual ‘box having been replaced by a conventional five-speed manual or optional six-speed dual clutch auto. 

    While Mercedes’ other baby the A-Class may have gone all conventional, the fortwo retains a rear mounted three cylinder engine that powers the back wheels; it’s almost like half a Porsche 911. Length may have stayed the same but width is up by 110mm helping with stability and providing a more spacious cabin.

    Compared to its predecessors, the latest fortwo is something of a revelation to drive. Gone is the gearbox’s hesitancy meaning you no longer look (and feel) like a nodding dog as you accelerate. The manual gearbox is nothing special but it’s light, easy to use and no longer a source of constant frustration. Coupled with the most powerful 71hp version of the normally aspirated triple, it’s fine around town although runs out of puff easily on the open road. 0-62 takes an agonising 14.4 seconds while hills will often require a downchange or two especially at speed.

    Not helping is super-long gearing (second gear is good for 60mph!) which may be great for economy but kills performance. At least there’s a pleasing three cylinder thrum as the revs rise and smart claims 68.9mpg and 93g/km is possible. In practice the best I saw was a little over 40mpg according to the trip computer but to be fair, I live out in the country which is not the smart’s ideal operating environment. A 900cc turbocharged engine is available boasting 90hp and considerably more torque. This brings the 0-62 time down to around the ten second mark and should prove a much happier companion on A-roads and motorways.

    The steering may be variable but always seems a little too light apart from during low speed manoeuvres. It is at least accurate if lacking in feel. The extra width adds welcome stability on the motorway although does make it feel less wieldy around town. Decide to corner the smart hard and you are greeted with overprotective intervention from the electronics followed by plenty of understeer. Only over particularly bad bumps does the smart ever feel unsettled; something you can’t escape given the short wheelbase. The upshot is a tiny turning circle of just 6.95 meters.

    Ignoring the miniscule boot, space inside is generous and gives the impression that you’re in a much larger car (until you look in the rear view mirror). Interestingly, the dashboard is upholstered in a mesh fabric giving the nicely sculpted interior a distinctive look. Quite how you’d clean it after a coffee spillage is something I don’t even want to think about though.

    The optional seven-inch touchscreen proved simple to navigate, easy on the eye and responsive. Start to explore the furthest reaches of the dash and you do find questionable plastics although they are well hidden for the most part. There’s no doubt the smart’s cabin feels very contemporary and is a great place to spend time. It’s also really airy thanks to the white trim and panoramic roof that comes with the proxy model.

    To summarise, if we’re being sensible nearly £14,000 is a lot of money for a car that lacks the practicality of many of its rivals costing considerably less. If you don’t need four seats (or have a second car that does) then there’s no doubting the smart’s effectiveness in the city. Given that it’s now tolerable, even dare I say it fun to drive at times, it’s certainly much easier to recommend than either of its predecessors. Combine this with a great interior and bold exterior styling and you have a seriously appealing city car.

    PROS

    Manoeuvrability

    Easy to park

    Funky looks

    CONS

    Not enough grunt for motorways

    Tiny boot

    Expensive

    THE LOWDOWN

    Car – smart fortwo proxy 71hp

    Price – £11,820 (13,800 as tested)

    Power – 71hp

    0-60 – 14.4 seconds

    Top Speed – 94 mph

    Co2 – 93g/km

  • LEONA: “I was not sure I was going to make another record”

    The Bleeding Heart diva has unveiled the video for Thunder, taken from her new album ‘I Am’, out September 11th.

    However, the making of this album hasn’t been a straight forward process. At one point Leona wasn’t sure whether she was going to make another record, and was writing songs without a specific aim other than the sole, pure purpose of making music again. Luckily, a chance encounter spurred her on when she was invited to a small Fleetwood Mac gig. She had never met them before but has always been a huge Stevie Nicks fan. A friend shoved her forward to meet the band for the first time and Nicks was quick to greet Leona.

    “She grabbed hold of me, hugged me and started singing my song to me. She sang ‘Bleeding Love’ and then she was like: “You have to keep going, we need you, we need your music.” She won’t know what a huge impression she made on me and how much she inspired me and inspired this record but she did give me that spur of encouragement. She is awesome. Everyone needs a Stevie in their life,”

    she laughs.