Day: 14 December 2016

  • COMMENT | Vintage Cars… Will it end?

    I’m worried. I’m worried about the classic car market and you lot, the readers. More so the younger ones.

    Being one of THEGAYUK’s motoring correspondents you’d expect me to have something new or flash or a bit of both. I don’t. The newest car in my fleet of 4 is a 1993 Fiat Tempra. A car I loved the moment I saw the advert back in 1991. The oldest I own is a 40-year-old VW camper.

    In 1988 I was a spotty teenager who just happened to borrow his sister’s Just Seventeen magazine to get his feel of Marti Pellow and the rest of the Wets. In that year Fiat launched the Tipo. I liked the Tipo. It won Car of The Year 1988. THEGAYUK will be reviewing the new Tipo in the new year so I look forward to that.

    Two years later Fiat launched the booted version called the Tempra and I don’t know if it was the visual of the car’s lines that struck me or Miriam Stockley’s haunting voice in the advert but l remember it stopping me dead in my tracks.

    l said to my still teenage self that one-dayI would have one. The Tempra isn’t anything special or exotic. It’s a four door, five seat Italian saloon that sat below the Lancia and Alfa Romeo derivatives who had luxuries like turbos and V6’s.

    The recent NEC classic car show was different this year too. There was more of a shift towards 80’s and 90’s car. The classic car market is quite resilient if you allow the odd old duffer to be slightly knocked sideways in their protests that newer cars being allowed to display actually shouldn’t be. Trouble is, 80’s and 90’s cars are rapidly disappearing from our roads.

    Now here lays the problem. I am struggling to see what the young car enthusiast will aspire to in the rapid-fire world of bright and shiny things. In 2016 we all want the latest gadget, the most up to date software, shiniest shoes. This goes for everything these days. Perfectly functioning TVs are being tossed aside because the one in the shops has a curved screen and the 3-year-old unit at home doesn’t. Second place runners are not what we want. We want the best.

     

    The Gay Classic Car Club is a wealthy rich place to find the exotic and the mundane. Members cars range from various Bentleys worth the same as the total sum donated to Children In Need to the modest like an Austin Montego. Now don’t get me started on Montego’s because I can get a little excited about them.

    Old cars that I grew up with were simple. A key was turned, the engine turned over, fuel mixed with air in a carburettor, a spark was made and it resulted in propulsion. The cars fell to pieces due to steel reacting with air and water. You kept it going for as long as possible.

    I contact manufacturers and ask for various cars to review though not one has made me think about its life as a 20-year-old classic. Due to the throwaway society we have become, I struggle to see many actually last that long. Working with cars I see a lot of people throw a car away these days. A recent 2004 VW Touran was in for diagnosis. It had a faulty NoX sensor. The part alone was £450 from VW. Along with some other bits needed for its MOT and a service, the bill rose to £700. The car was thrown away. I spent £700 on having the Tempra welded up. Thing is, there are still hundreds of Tourans out there. The number of Tempras on the road is 110. Thankfully, due to advances made in car manufacture and dismantling, many of the parts can be stripped and recycled.

    So I sit here, at my desk, looking up Marti Pellow in the 80s and ponder what you and I might see at classic car shows in 20 years time. The new Mini, Beetle and 500 will probably still be in abundance but what about the ordinary humdrum car that wouldn’t raise the pulse even if its ignition system was rigged up as some kind of defibrillator and attached to your nipples? Or like my Tempra?

    I’ve looked out of my window to the street below in the neighbourhood. I can’t see the Nissan Duke becoming a classic. The Focus, of which there are several, are getting close to the age of being almost semi-classic. It’s still a good car to drive and being that it sold in the zillions, there are plenty still out there. Hardly a rare sight on the road.

    There is a 2004 Mazda 6.  Twelve-years-old and full of reliability. It’s a bit grey porridge if I’m honest. It’ll never go wrong and because the Japanese don’t rust like they used to, it’ll go on forever. It just won’t be desirable to cherish. Or will it?

    I’m sure there are many non-exotic cars that will make it into the echelons of the classic car underworld so in the mean time some of the GCCG members have sent me pictures of their old cars while l still struggle to think what will make it.

    PHOTO CREDITS: Chris Ianford (Rover); Graeme Aiken (Rolls); Mike Howart (Cornice); Phillip Trueman (Maxi); Rob Par (Cherry); Stephen Golder (Montego) Stuart M Bird (Tempra)

     

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  • Is Lauren Harries going back into the Celebrity Big Brother house

    Is Lauren Harries going back into the Celebrity Big Brother house

    There are mutterings that Lauren Harries could be set to star in the next series of Celebrity Big Brother… Let the havoc commence.

    Lauren Harries
    CREDIT: Lauren Harries / Twitter

    So there are all types of rumours flying around about who is going into the Celebrity Big Brother house for the new series which starts in January, one of those rumours is Lauren Harries.

    If you don’t remember who she is, she appeared in series 12 and caused mayhem and laughter in equal measure and she’s been lined up along with a long list of potentials to join the new series on Channel 5 as part of their “old stars, new stars” theme. They’re planning to bring back some of the show’s most controversial stars as well as chucking in a few newer ones.

    She placed third in that series.

    So who else is rumoured to be entering Britain’s most famous house? Katie Hopkins is among the rumoured entries as well as Jedward.

    Lauren was recently spotted with Big Brother’s Bit On The Side presenter Rylan. They both shared a selfie, which Lauren shared on her social media saying,

    “Having a selfie with #Rylanclark at his dressing room at Elstree it’s been too long Rylan we should have a good old natter after so long,”

    Anyway, THEGAYUK.com reached out to Lauren to ask her about whether she’s was going into the house she replied,

    “Looking forward to seeing some interesting people at Elstree on the 2nd of January”

    Now whether she’ll be in the audience or in the house we have no idea!

     

    The new series starts on the 3rd January, we’ve cancelled all plans!

     

     

     

     

  • RECIPE | Dairy Free Truffles

    © Food For Friends – Jordan Lohan

    These delicious dairy-free truffles make lovely little gifts or can be served after dinner for guests to graze on. The different coatings of cacao powder, pistachios and coconut provide variety whilst also being nutritious!

    Truffles – Makes 20-30
    Prep 30 mins
    Chill 3-4 hours

    Ingredients
    280g fair trade organic dark chocolate, I usually use a mix of both 70% & 85% cocoa content, chopped finely
    3 tbsp coconut oil
    240ml full fat coconut milk
    ½ tsp vanilla extract
    1 tsp rose water

    Decoration/Dusting:
    20g raw cacao powder
    pistachios, blitzed or finely chopped
    desiccated coconut (try it toasted!)

    Method

    1. Place your chopped chocolate and coconut oil in a large mixing bowl.
    2. Heat the coconut milk in a saucepan until it reaches simmering point.
    3. Pour the coconut milk into the bowl with the chocolate.
    4. Stir and combine very gently & slowly to avoid the chocolate splitting .
    5. Add the rose water and vanilla extract.
    6. Transfer to a Tupperware or lidded container and put in the fridge for a minimum of 3-4 hours.
    7. On individual plates place the cacao powder, coconut and blitzed pistachios ready for rolling the truffles in.
    8. Use a melon baller to scoop balls of the truffle mix and then roll in your hands to shape further. Place each ball onto greaseproof paper.
    9. Roll each ball in a selection of cacao, coconut and pistachios. These will keep in an air-tight container for 5-7 days stored in the fridge.

    This recipe is taken from my latest digital cookbook Food For Friends available for JUST £3.95 from TheGayShop.co.uk – Full of wonderful ideas this festive season.

  • THEATRE REVIEW | Charming Dick

    THEATRE REVIEW | Charming Dick

    ★★★ | Charming Dick

    Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without a couple of cut-price synthetic-fibre-clad drag queens, a Eurovision medley, and a huge sack full of festive double entendres and innuendos – we at THEGAYUK can’t wait for Kris Kringle to cum down our chimney – falalalala la la la la.

    Producer Catia Ciarico and The Royal Vauxhall Tavern’s production of Charming Dick has more puns than letters to Santa requesting penis pumps. If you’ve a penchant for musical theatre, know your way around a winklepicker-tapping Dolly Parton number and the melody to ‘Money Money Money’ sends your baubles into a figgy-pudding frenzy, then this should be right up your North Pole.

    Charming Dick is a posing-pouch-packed with everything an adult yuletide panto should be, audience participation – “oh yes there is”. A Twankey (Tim McArthur), a wicked witch (Matthew Floyd), a prince (Stewart Briggs) a Little Red Riding Hood/blind mouse/chem-sex party fag-hag (Abigail Carter-Simpson) and of course, a Big Dick (Ali Frederick). Imagine Westminster City Council as the witch, then you’ve got the Noel narrative.

    Not every scene was like skating around the rink at Somerset House, a few of the lines took the same route as the lemon does with the Turkey on the nut-cracking day, and the ‘Twelve Day Of Christmas’ almost got lost in a snow-hole – but it all added to the jingle-belling jollity. Any mince pie indulgence from the derrieres-on-seats would have been worked off with the continuous guffaws.

    This is a stuffer for your stocking, a trimming for your tree, full of festive vulgarity – head to the Cockpit Theatre and we hope you ‘Oh Cum All Ye Faithful’.

    If we gave halves – we’d give three-and-half.

    The Cockpit Theatre, Gateforth Street, London NW8 8EH
6 – 23 December 2016 | Doors at 7pm, show at 8pm 
£16 (adv), £18 (on the door), £12 (conc) | www.thecockpit.org.uk | | 020 7258 2925