Day: 9 June 2020

  • Gay guys share all the non-sexual things that actually turn them on

    Gay guys share all the non-sexual things that actually turn them on

    Some of the stuff that turns us on is weird… some stuff is totally legit… right?

    Some are obvious: A trouser bulge, sure – the outline of a bubble butt, absolutely … but calling you “bro” or changing the gear stick when driving?

    These guys on the subreddit AskGayMen were recently asked what non-sexual things turned them on and well, it became a lengthy love in for all the things, that aren’t sexual at all that men can do that turns us crazy.

    Being called Bro, Dude or Man.

    One user explained that it felt like male bonding. “Growing up I always had more female friends than male so I sort of missed out on that experience. So when a guy calls me “dude” or “bro” as a gay man it makes me feel included!” (VIA)

    A Soft Slap

    TrilIias says that when a man gives him a “soft slap on the back of the shoulder” that would be a turn on. (VIA)

    Chopping Wood…

    And for extra points shirtless. That lumberjack look apparently really gets some guys all hot and bothered. (VIA)

    Singing to them

    Even singing Justin Bieber songs will do the trick according to user CherrySodaBoy92 who revealed, “When I was in college I had a boyfriend who sang and played the guitar in his church choir and one night I went to his dorm room and asked him to play me something and he sang Baby by Justin Bieber (it was cuter than it sounds)”

    As an added bonus he added, “That boy got LAID that night”.

    Stretching and flexing

    Apparently we can’t get enough of guys just stretching out and there are bonus points if his shirt rides up exhibiting a little bit of stomach.

    Kaius117 revealed, “My buddy stretches at work, his shirt rides up, exposing his hairy stomach. He knows I like it and does it on purpose.” (VIA)

    Sleeping Like A Child (VIA)

    Changing gears

    Even changing the gear while driving is enough to drive some guys a little coo-coo. Sagevoss added, “Driving and shifting gear… I don’t know why but when my guy friends do it I wanna make-out with them”.

    Nerding Out

    Being passionate about a subject, whatever it is a huge turn on for many people. Ipomoeatricolor said, “Hearing a guy talk about literally anything he’s passionate and excited about. I wanna see him nerd out!”

    Gaywicca adds, “I love when a guy talks about philosophy or religion, or politics!”

    While, “explaining something long or complicated to me, or just a deep discussion about a topic, like market theory, can really turn me on” says blizzard30

    Fragrances

    Smells are really important – but definitely not bad smelling penises. However, if he smells of fresh laundry that’s a bonus according to GhostOvTheSun.



    Anger

    Primal instincts and reactions are a definite turn on. “When guys get frustrated, it really turns me on” SchwerelosKTZ shares, “Anger is so primal to me, and it makes me just want to get pinned down”.

    Swearing Under Their Breath

    “It makes me think of them doing that in bed… I find it so hot” (VIA)

    Toes

    User ticklish-toes adds, “Wriggling his toes absentmindedly”

    Letting you help him out

    When he lets me do up his tie for him (VIA)

    Just existing (VIA)

    *Some quotes may have been edited for clarity or grammar.

  • 15 definite signs you might be Edina Monsoon

    15 definite signs you might be Edina Monsoon

    15 undeniably classic quotes from the gay icon known as Edina Monsoon. Single, working mother – with two ex-husbands, a frustratingly intelligent daughter and a leech-like best friend.

    On Her Eternal Diet Struggle

    I’m going to be thin… I’m going to do thin things.

    On Self Belief

    Eddy: Inside me there’s a thin person just screaming to get out.

    Mother: Just the one, dear?

    On Working

    Wednesday, 8 AM. Get Up Kick Ass

    On coming to terms with her fat

    “I’m a fat person, that’s the end of it! Me! The woman who got stuck on an eating loop in Yo! Sushi! I mean, honestly, sweetheart! If they keep it coming round of course I’m gonna eat it, aren’t I!?”

    On Taxation

    “I mean why not just have a stupidity tax. Just tax the stupid people!”

    On Tanning

    On PR

    “PR! I PR things! People, Places Concepts

    On PR Advice To Baby Spice

    “Well, darling, the trouble with you is you’re not … you’re not kinda giving me anything! You know, if you want something from the tabs, you gotta give them something back! You’re just kinda flatlining it, nice and sweet, are you? And they want a little bit of a heartbeat. They don’t want to know your mum’s your best friend, do they? They want you to be some one-armed lesbian asylum seeker! They want the full cellulite shots! They want a 40-in-the-bed perv orgy with your Spice mates! They want you mainlining, arm jacking, smack crack nightmare, darling! They want you-They want you filleted and splayed on the butcher’s block so they can photograph all your organs for Heat magazine! I mean frankly, for once, I would like to see you foaming at the mouth, stinking of piss in the gutter with this little thumb stuck up Justin Timberlake’s arse and you wearing nothing but a Gucci belt!”

    On Fashion

    “You know, people will think ‘Wow, it’s a Lacroix!’ Ok?”

    On Smoking

    “Oh, don’t be so stupid, smoke can’t get in there, darling. Smoke can’t touch the baby. If it could you’d have come out looking like prosciutto, believe me.

    On Motherhood

    “You come back here, don’t you think you can just say something like that, hit and run! Now listen, I gave you that birthday, darling. You wouldn’t have that birthday if I hadn’t been generous enough to uncross my legs and give you to the world, darling. Nobody’s thanked me, have they?!”

    A Moment Of True Wisdom

    I mean, you know, the older you get, the more frightening life is.

    On Positions of Power

    You only work in a shop you know. You can drop the attitude.

    On Her First Ex Husband

    Eddy: “God, I hope you’re not inviting that bloody, bollocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken bastard, pig-dog-man, are you??”

    Saffy: You could just say “Dad!” I’d still know what you meant!

    On Gayness

    “Darling, being gay is the best excuse you’ll ever have not to be boring!”