Day: 13 August 2020

  • There’s a new way of describing anal sex… and we’re not so sure

    There’s a new way of describing anal sex… and we’re not so sure

    When it comes to gay sex (the penetrative kind) there’s usually just one way of saying what is it, anal. It’s simple, to the point and everyone knows what you’re talking about, but there’s now another way to refer to anal sex and that is, according to Urban Dictionary “Two Guys One Sandbox”

    Insert shrug emoji.

    We’re so not sure about this.

    Firstly, the first rule of anal sex (okay it’s not the first – that’s lube, lube and more lube) but SAND and its introduction to you nether region is a complete no no…

    Can you image sand all up in your junk? Oh. Dear. God. No. Just No.

    I mean, we get the two guys bit, but the sandbox bit, who calls their butt a sandbox?

    It seems that the “Two Guys One Sandbox” entry on Urban Dictionary was created in 2016 by a user called, treezus0522, and that entry is their one and only listing. It hasn’t, not really surprisingly received too much traction.

    Probably wise.

  • Geordie Shore’s Nathan wants you to park your “truck” in his “little garage”

    Geordie Shore’s Nathan wants you to park your “truck” in his “little garage”

    We do love a euphemism here at TGUK and the Geordie Shore’s Nathan Henry‘s latest post has got us stirring.

    The reality star took to his Instagram account to show off his bubble butt and captioned the cheeky video: “I want you to park that Big Mack truck right in this little garage”, of course, he was making reference to the Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion collaboration “WAP”.

    He finished off the caption with a rather naughty emoji configuration which included a finger, the OK symbol and the splash. ?????

    In the video, the star pulls his tight jeans over his butt, before showing off the results to the camera. Within an hour the video had been played over 60,000 times and attracted a number of complimentary comments on his style and, well, booty.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CD1L7GhD7V0/

  • Priti Patel is looking to remove the legal grey area surrounding Poppers

    Priti Patel is looking to remove the legal grey area surrounding Poppers

    The UK’s home secretary, Priti Patel is looking to remove any ambivalence about the legality of Poppers (alkyl nitrates), which she called “uncertain” due to the 2016 Psychoactive Substances Act, which although was aimed at making so-called legal highs illegal, threatened to make poppers unlawful.

    So are popper actually legal?

    As it stands, Poppers do not sit on the Government’s exempted substances in Schedule 1 of the Psychoactive Substances Act. It is argued that their exemption is not actually needed as the Government’s own advisory board, the Advisory Council for the Misuse of Drugs (ACMD) explained that the drugs do not affect the central nervous system, which the act is aimed at controlling.

    In 2016, the then Home Secretary, Karen Bradley wrote to the ACMD about the usage and effects of poppers on a person saying,

    “Our acceptance of your advice brings to an end the review process we were undertaking in parallel to consider the case for a bespoke exemption for the alkyl nitrites group under the Act on the basis of their beneficial and relationship effects.

    “The process to exempt substances from the Act applies only to substances which meet the Act’s definition”.

    “Lawfulness of the supply of poppers is uncertain”

    Ms Patel is now looking to make the poppers’ exemption absolute by saying,

    “A Court of Appeal judgment in 2018 confirmed that substances which have only an indirect psychoactive effect can still be captured by the 2016 Act,

    “As a consequence the lawfulness of the supply of poppers is uncertain. I am minded to remove this uncertainty by explicitly exempting poppers from the 2016 Act. I would seek the ACMD’s advice on an exemption.

    “My officials will work with you to provide more detail on the proposed wording of an exemption as you consider the issue.”

    Has anyone been arrested for supplying poppers?

    There have been no arrests or charges for the sale or possession of poppers in the United Kingdom and on the Crown Prosecution Service website says,

    “In light of advice from the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs, with which Government has agreed, alkyl nitrates (‘poppers’) are not covered by the definition of a psychoactive substance in the Act.

    “This is because they are not considered to have a direct effect on the central nervous system. The understanding is that this is unique to ‘poppers’.”