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  • Just Where In The World Do British Men’s Penises Rank In Size?

    Willies… Some are big, some are tiny and have their own micropenis festivals… However where exactly does the UK place in the world in terms of penis size.

    Now according to Mandatory.com average erect penis sizes have been collected and collated from 80 countries across the world and a table of length has been drawn up and the UK’s placement? Well, it’s exactly average.

    The longest average erect penises are apparently in the African country of the Democratic Republic of the Congo (7.1 inches) and the smallest are in North Korea with 3.8 inches.

    The average of the averages is 5.5 inches and that’s exactly where the UK are, beating the likes of the US (5.1 inches) and China (4.3 inches) but drawing with New Zealand, Ukraine and Canada.

    According to Mandatory.com the correct way to measure the penis is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone and apparently, only 3% of the world’s men have a dick over 8 inches.

  • Kellie Maloney Reveals Tom Selleck Is Her Perfect Man

    Kellie Maloney former Celebrity Big Brother star and boxing promoter has revealed that she is a heterosexual woman in an interview.

     

    Speaking with the Daily Star, the 62-year-old former boxing promoter said that she was a “heterosexual woman” after her gender reassignment surgery.

    She said,

    Of course it’s difficult. Do I fancy men or women or what?

    “So, look, I am a heterosexual woman. There. I’ve said it and that’s the first time I have said it to anyone: I am a heterosexual woman. That’s the final step isn’t it?”

    Speaking about her dream man Maloney said,

    “I find Tom Selleck attractive. If I had to choose a man he would be my ideal. He’s very handsome.”

  • 6 Weird Things: Gay Lingerie, Gary Barlow Naked, Jeremy Corbyn, Belinda Carlisle

    We love searching through the analytics to see what brought people to THEGAYUK, here are the 6 weirdest searches – from Gay Lingerie to Gay Foxes to Jeremy Corbyn, that brought people to our website last week.

    Gay Lingerie. Yes, apparently it’s a thing, although we’re not convinced that it’s specifically gay… more like male lingerie… We ran a story about it back in May.

    Gary Barlow Naked. Some people want to find naked pictures of Gary Barlow – and we’re not judging them for that.

    Fox gay animals. Yes it’s not just humans who have sexuality… Animals do to… You won’t believe which is the gayest!

    Belinda Carlisle Plastic Surgery. We spoke with Ms. Carlisle about her beauty regime and she swears that her youthful good looks are down, purely to, clean living.

    Gay one night stand tips. Oh we have those One Night Stand tips for you… Just remember to be safe!

    How LGBT is Jeremy Corbyn… Funny you should ask, we listed how pro-LGBT all the labour leader candidates were here.

  • Is There A Budding Bromance Between James Hill And Austin Armacost?

    Things look like they’re hotting up between former Apprentice star, James Hill and Austin Armacost.

    Despite James Hill identifying as straight and Austin Armacost being married there’s an undeniable closeness that has grown between the two celebs. It wouldn’t be the first time that a straight and gay man became close during a Big Brother season. In the US version of the show Ariana Grande’s brother, Frankie Grande found a budding bromance with Zach Rance.

    From James sticking up for Austin when Tila threatened to turn him straight, to the pair becoming the first celebs to strip off in the house, to the pair sharing a bath time together, the lads have certainly clicked.

    However James drew the line at massaging Austin’s hamstring… It has to be said, we’ve tried that ploy before…

  • X FACTOR Ratings Down, Celebrity Big Brother Levelled

    Ratings for ITV’s flagship singing competition were down for the launch show, by a whopping 2 million – so were all the changes worth it?

    With half a new judging panel including openly gay Nick Grimshaw the latest viewing figures don’t make for good reading despite all the usual talk of change, upping the game and far-reaching promo for the new series. The new judging panel includes Rita Ora, Nick Grimshaw and Simon Cowell. Cheryl Fernandez-Versini joins the panel despite being voted by Heat readers as the panellist they’d least like to see return.

    X Factor’s first show suffered a near 2 million audience drop, year on year, taking 7.11 million viewers from 8PM. In 2014 the first show received 9.03 million viewers. However, the show did dominate Saturday night TV with nearly 40% audience share.

    Celebrity Big Brother’s debut on Channel 5 was watched by 2.2 million people, which is just down on the 2.4 million people who watched the previous year’s launch.

  • Former MP Who Voted “Consistently” Against Pro-LGBT Laws Dies, Aged 83

    Ex-Tory MP, Teresa Gorman, who voted against major pro-LGBT laws between 1998 and 2000 has died at the age of 83.

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  • Marc Jacobs Owns His Penis Sext With A New T-Shirt

    Famed fashion designer Marc Jacobs has just owned his mistaken penis sext, by releasing a t-shirt celebrating the gaffe.

    Earlier in the year, out fashion designer, Marc Jacobs accidentally uploaded a picture of his penis and butt meant for a private conversation, onto social media with the accompanying caption read, “It’s yours to try.”

     

    The former boyfriend of Celebrity Big Brother star Austin Armacost this time shared a new picture of a t-shirt, which bears the slogan: The Marc Jacobs: It’s Yours To Try.

    We want.

  • Andrew Hayden Smith To Get Soaked For Hot Fellas

    Banana and Cucumber star Andrew Hayden Smith is playing a DJ set tonight at Ku bar to celebrate the launch of a calendar of gay men getting soaked in aid of charity, Prostate Cancer UK.

    Speaking to TheGayUK, Andrew said,

    “It’s for a great cause. I was happy to lend my support and go down and spin some tunes for them and there’s going to be some hot fellas as well – so that’s always good!”

    Clonezone and Soho based KU Bar have joined forces for a charity evening of surprises, cocktails and guest DJ’s to present the launch of Project SOAKED, brain child of photographer Mark Lister.

    Project SOAKED is a visual venture from the award-winning photographer showcasing striking portraits within a calendar and hard back photo book of men amidst a downpour of water. Lister launched the project to raise awareness of Prostate Cancer with proceeds going to Prostate Cancer UK.

    “It’s important to us to support Project Soaked and assist Mark in his efforts to raise funds for Prostate Cancer UK” said Clonezone’s Marketing Manager Topher Taylor. “We’ve found as a company that a surprisingly low-number of men know the basic facts of Prostate Cancer, including not knowing how to examine themselves for symptoms. We are excited to build a long-term relationship with Project Soaked, with 100% of proceeds from the calendar going directly to the cause”.

    The event will take place at KU Bar’s award winning gay bar on 30 Lisle Street, WC2H 7BA in the centre of vibrant London’s Soho tonight from 8PM.

  • 9 Things You Did Not Know About Nick Grimshaw

    Nick Grimshaw is the shiny new thing on X Factor’s judging panel as well Radio 1’s morning chap… Here are 9 things you didn’t know about Grimmy.

    • Nick Grimshaw came out as gay in 2012 during an interview with The Guardian, and upon coming out he said his perfect man would be Frank Ocean.
    • Last year Nick and Scott Mills shared a bath – but not at same time… But they did have a cheeky snog…
    • He has worked for all TV channels, appearing as a presenter, apart from Channel 5.
    • He has always worked in music, his first job, at the age of 17, was for a record company.
    • He’s remained very tight-lipped about his love life, but it hasn’t stopped unfounded and LOLZ rumours about him and a certain boy band member… However recently he’s been linked to star photographer Michael Mayren.
    • In May 2015, having been in Radio One’s prime spot for two and a half years Grimshaw’s Breakfast Show fell to 5.5 million listeners a week… He was congratulated by the station’s controller Ben Cooper who said “I’m pleased that Grimmy is doing what I’ve asked of him by keeping his young audience happy and scaring off the over-30s.”
    • Nick Grimshaw is a Leo… Born on the 14th August 1984.
    • He once, reportedly refused to promote a Rihanna album because she apparently cancelled an interview with him. He denied the rumour and that the snub was “tongue in cheek”.
    • Simon Cowell has refused to call Nick “Grimmy” which is the DJ’s nickname. He said he’d only call him Nicholas on the show.

  • 7 Things You Did Not Know About Tila Tequila

    She’s a feisty minx, who made her fame on MySpace – remember that? So here’s seven things you didn’t know about Tila Tequila.

    She came to fame through MySpace and was one of the first true “internet celebrities” having made over 1 million friends first on the social site.

    She’s indentified as bisexual in the past.

    During her rise to fame she had a reality show called A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila and A Shot at Love II with Tila Tequila, where she dated men and women to find her perfect partner.

    In April 2014 she announced her pregnancy on Twitter by saying “‘Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant!”

    She tried her hand at music and released a handful of singles. Stripper Friends and I Love U were two of the most popular but failed to ignite sales.

    She’s very sexual and very naked, which may do her no harm in during her time in the Celebrity Big Brother house.

    Tila once went a year without sex. And it drove her crazy.

    Tila once had her Facebook account closed because of a “pro-Hitler” artlce called “Why I Sympathize with Hitler: Part I” She posted comments and a picture of herself in a Nazi costume in front of a picture of Auschwitz. Her page has been re-instated, and she has over 2 million likes.

  • Austin Armacost And James Hill Strip Off On The First Night

    It’s just the first night and already our celebrities are stripping off.

    Hottie openly gay Austin Armacost and former Apprentice star James Hill stripped off for a cheeky dip in the pool.

    As things heated up in the Celebrity Big Brother between the new arrivals, James and Austin stripped off to show their trunks styles for a dip in the pool.

    Austin had to fend off advances from Tila Tequila, who asked if she could change his sexuality from gay to straight and threatened to “sit on his face.”