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  • Colin Farrell Has Ewan McGregor Penis Envy

    We would never want to accuse heterosexual superstar Colin Farrell of being a ‘size queen’ BUT in an interview with Nylon Guys Magazine, the Irish actor says that his not just impressed with the fact that Ewan McGregor is so well endowed, but also by how modest he is about it.

    “I don’t think Ewan is as proud of his penis as most men who are as well hung would—or should—or could be,” Farrell says. “I think that’s the greatest demonstration of his innate humility, that he doesn’t wear it like a badge of honour.”

    The two A List actors starred together as the Blaine Brothers in the 2007 movie ‘CASSANDRA’S DREAM’, but we are still not sure how Colin caught sight of Ewan’s privates. Unless of course he did it the same way as we did, by watching one of the very many movies when he did more than just ‘dropped trou’ but flaunted it for all the world to see.

  • NEWS: Your iPhone Can Be Unlocked With Your Penis

    In today’s high-brow news, a video has emerged showing the brand new iPhone 5s being unlocked by a penis.

    In what was hailed as a break-through technology for smartphones, the new fingerprint unlocking system on apple’s brand new iPhone 5s seems to have a slight flaw, in that you can open your iPhone with more than just your thumbprint.

    TheGayUK discovered a video from Manhunt of one such appendage which can open your brand new 5s. Other pictures, which have surfaced on the net show iPhone owners being able to unlock their phones with nipples and a cat’s paw.

  • They Fit Condoms Reviewed

    You know what they say about a man with large hands… He has large gloves. Well what if he has a large c**k? TheyFit condoms guarantee the perfect fit for your sized manhood.

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  • New App Predicts Penis Size

    New App Predicts Penis Size

    A brand new app has been launched on the Android market which claims it can predict the size of a man’s goodies…

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