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  • Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know Who Bette Midler Is

    Justin Bieber has admitted he has no idea who Bette Midler is after she put his father on blast for his penis pride.

    Justin Bieber has admitted he has no idea who Bette Midler is after she put his father on blast for his penis pride.

    Taking to Twitter last month, gay icon Bette Midler put Justin Bieber’s father on blast for the pride he took in his son’s penis, after he was papped naked whilst on holiday in Bora Bora.
    She tweeted,

    “I think the biggest dick in this situation is the dad who abandoned his son.”

    However Justin has said that he has no idea who “Britt Meddler” was after he was asked to make a comment about the Beaches star’s comment about his father.

    In a classic Midler, or should we say Meddler comeback, the Divine Miss M put Britt on blast saying:

    “Britt Meddler! I don’t know who that is either! But damn that bitch!”

    A Britt Meddler Twitter account soon appeared on Twitter and stated that it was infact “cold there in Bette Midler’s shadow”

  • Justin Bieber Offered $1 MILLION To Make A Dildo From His Dong

    A dildo maker in the United States has offered Justin Bieber $1 million to advertise its Clone-Your-Own Willy service.

    The star, whose penis recently became the talk of the town has apparently been offered $1 million to represent Clone-A-Willy – a firm which allows customers to clone their own penises and make them into dildos.

    Despite saying that he felt super violated by the candid pap shot taken whilst on holiday in Bora Bora, the Biebs did joke that he was suffering ‘shrinkage’ on the day the photo was taken.

    A letter sent to Bieber’s commercial agent from Clone-A-Willy said,

    “Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. You can only imagine … a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and “Clone-A-Willy” in West Hollywood. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his “dating” life.

    “We know that Justin is a big celebrity and our offer is commiserate [sic] with someone of his enormous stature,” the letter continues. “We are offering Mr. Bieber a million dollars to endorse ‘Clone-A-Willy.’ “

    So would you buy a Justin Dildo?

  • Realistic Penis Emojis Have Arrived NSFW

    Realistic Penis Emojis Have Arrived NSFW

    Penis emojis has arrived and they’re slightly concerning…

    Wave goodbye to the faithful eggplant emoji and say hello to cut, veiny, blue balls, mound and skin… It’s like Snow White has a brand new group of friends hanging about. Okay the blue one might not be that realistic, but we’re sure we’ve seen all the other types.

    The new emojis from Flirtmoji includes a raft of new designs includes asses, vag jay jays and all sorts to be honest. It’s all slightly concering.
    Earlier this year Instagram banned Eggplant the unofficial penis emoji on its platform after it was being used as a hashtag for users’ penis pics.

  • 7 Celebs Who Have Been Outted As Having Smaller Penises

    There are those celebrities who don’t feel the need to brag about their penis size… Here are a few that have come out or outted by their exes for their apparently smaller wangs.

    Robbie Williams recently admitted not having the biggest willy in the world. Speaking to the Sun on Sunday he said,

    “It’s not a small c**k, I’ve got massive thighs and it’s an optical illusion’. It’s not though, it really is quite small! ”So if I had an extra inch and a half, I’d be a naturist.”

    NEXT: Enrique Iglesias

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  • Ever Wondered What Superman’s Dong Looks Like?

    This DC Comic’s cover for Superman attests that Superman’s dong is in fact supersized.

    If you’ve ever found yourself wondering what Superman’s privates might look like this new cover by writer/artist Frank Miller as some answers for you.

    It’s the cover to Miller’s new Dark Knight Returns-sequel, Dark Knight III: The Master Race. It’s set to be a massive seller…

    Although he’s still fully clothed you can still see the outline of his super wedge.

    You can tell by the hands… I mean look at those meaty chunks.

    Up until now, Superman’s junk has had a suspicious “action man” look about it. Now we have outlines and it has to be said we approve.

  • 25 Per Cent Of Men Would Opt For Penis Surgery If Money Was No Object

    A new survey suggests that 25% of American men would opt for penis enlargement surgery if money was no object.

    According to the YouGov poll, fat reduction was the number one procedure that men would undertake. Fifty One per cent said they would undergo surgery to remove fat, whilst 25% said they would like to have an operation to increase the size of their penises, with Black and Hispanic men saying that they wanted the surgery the most, 30% and 52% respectively.

    In May this year in our own survey we uncovered that one third of men who identify as gay were unhappy with the size of their manhoods.
    According to a survey conducted at the beginning of the year the world average erect penis is 5.16 inches, not the six to seven inches that was usually suspected average, that revelation hasn’t deterred men from all over the country making enquiries about penis enlargement, according to one clinic penis enlargement enquires overtook the nose job for the first time in 2015.

  • What Exactly Does Dean Gaffney Call His Little Gaffney?

    According to the EastEnder icon’s brother Dean Gaffney calls his one-eyed monster Wellard, after his on screen dog.

    It’s nothing but revelation after revelation when it comes to what the stars are calling their penises. Firstly Channing Tatum revealed that he calls his Little Tatum, Gilbert. Then Made In Chelsea Jamie Laing exposed his penises’ name as Mercutio. Now Gaffney’s dong has been named, as Wellard.

    The news came to light after Gaffney returned to EastEnders as Robbie, after a long break and according to the actor’s brother, Gary, he calls his willy Wellard after the dog which was Robbie’s pet.

    His brother regaled a story about how Dean would answer fans who asked how Wellard was, to which Gaffney apparently would look in the direction of his crotch and say: “Yeah, he’s alright!”

    Dean Gaffney returns to Walford / EastEnders with Wellard 2 for an 8 episode stint.

  • Nearly Half Of Men Find Wearing Condoms Uncomfortable

    A new survey of nearly 500 men has found that nearly half of them find wearing condoms uncomfortable because of sizing issues.

    A survey which asked 466 men about their condom habits found, worryingly, that nearly half (44.42 %) of men found wearing a condom uncomfortable and despite this discomfort had not try condoms of a different size. Sixty Nine per cent had never experimented with a different sized condom.

    Speaking about the survey results Cary James, Terrence Higgins Trust, Head of Health Promotion, said:

    “The results suggest that most guys probably spend more time thinking about their wardrobe than their condom choice – but the right condom fit will feel much better than any pair of jeans. Using the right condom not only increases pleasure, but also reduces the chance of it breaking or slipping off during sex.

    “The days of condoms being one size fits all are well and truly behind us, and we want everyone to feel the difference using the right condom can make. The ‘Fits Me’ tool not only helps people find the right condom but also gives them the change try those condoms either for free or at a discounted price.”

    THT have launched a new campaign called FITS ME QUIZ which aims to find the right size condom. After the quiz, users are offered a free condom sample of the size that fits you the best.

  • Just Where In The World Do British Men’s Penises Rank In Size?

    Willies… Some are big, some are tiny and have their own micropenis festivals… However where exactly does the UK place in the world in terms of penis size.

    Now according to Mandatory.com average erect penis sizes have been collected and collated from 80 countries across the world and a table of length has been drawn up and the UK’s placement? Well, it’s exactly average.

    The longest average erect penises are apparently in the African country of the Democratic Republic of the Congo (7.1 inches) and the smallest are in North Korea with 3.8 inches.

    The average of the averages is 5.5 inches and that’s exactly where the UK are, beating the likes of the US (5.1 inches) and China (4.3 inches) but drawing with New Zealand, Ukraine and Canada.

    According to Mandatory.com the correct way to measure the penis is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone and apparently, only 3% of the world’s men have a dick over 8 inches.

  • Enrique Iglesias Takes A Penis Selfie

    Enrique Iglesias Takes A Penis Selfie

    He doesn’t do selfies… but when he does… it’s of his penis, pubes or boxers…

    During his Sex & Love tour singer Enrique Iglesias grabbed a fans camera and took a picture of his peen. We assume the fan either has a blurred picture of a pube or his boxers.

    Taking to Instagram the singer said, “I usually don’t take #selfies, but when I do…”

    I usually don’t take selfies, but when I do… pic.twitter.com/tI3rIso5kW

    — Enrique Iglesias (@enrique305) July 3, 2015

    Now if only we could get the file from the camera…

  • The Man Who Wants Everyone To Know That Harry Styles Has A Foreskin

    Penis activist wants young American fans of Harry Styles to know that he has a foreskin.

    Glen Callender is a foreskin crusader and he’s on a mission to ensure that our foreskins stay intact. Speaking about his mission and specifically about One Directions’ Harry Styles he said to Noisey Canada

    “I think it’s important from a cultural point of view that we make it known and educate that Styles has an uncircumcised penis,”

    “We have a lot of North American girls who are being conditioned from their respective cultures to say that foreskin is yucky and they don’t even understand that they young beautiful men they idolize have their penises intact.”

    Callender sees it his mission to stop the forced circumcision the world over.

    Callender who created the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project also has a Pride, called, Foreskin Pride.

     

    ”The foreskin is a pleasure organ, it makes people happy, and that’s what the world should be like.” Callender told Noisey Canada.