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  • Marc Jacobs Accidentally Flashes His Penis To The WORLD

    Out fashion designer, Marc Jacobs has accidentally flashed his penis and bum to the world via Instagram.

    Whoops. The fashion designer uploaded a picture of his ass and butt to his 197,000 followers on Instagram before swiftly removing it. The picture was accompanied with the message, “Yours to try…”
    The picture, which is now doing the rounds, was quickly removed, but not before lightening quick responses of his fan base, some of whom screen grabbed it and shared it on Gawker. Because the picture is just a torso (and bum and penis) Gawker verified the picture by pointing out that Jacobs was wearing the same ring and holding the same picture has another selfie on Jacob’s timeline.
    You can see the uncut version, although (judging by the selfie, Mr Jacobs is indeed cut…) version over at Gawker
    Just days before the upload Marc had complained on Instagram that he was “always a bridesmaid never a bride”, so perhaps this is mating call? Word to the wise, this is what Grindr is for…
  • FEED YOUR PENIS: Amazing recipes to help with Erections and Sex Drive

    FEED YOUR PENIS: Amazing recipes to help with Erections and Sex Drive

    If low libido or erectile dysfunction is a problem for you then do consult your GP in the first instance. I have designed these recipes around various nutritional elements that have been effective in many areas of a man’s sex life & drive.

    The beauty of these recipes is their simplicity. Simple things like salsa, salad, smoothies and even chocolate truffles can be tailored using readily available ingredients to relieve various sexual concerns. Regardless of low libido or wanting the hardest of hard-ons, these are really lovely and easy to follow recipes that can be enjoyed by anyone!

    If you do want to utilize food as a natural remedy, then look for foods high in Arginine, Nitric Oxide, Ecdysterone, Bromelain and Boron.

    Factors such as not smoking and regularly exercising obviously play a vital role in optimum performance.

    Sex Salsa

    (Food trend 2015! Sweet & Fiery) |  Serves 4 | Prep 15 mins | No Cook

    Pineapple contains the enzyme Bromelain, which can improve libido in men.

    Pomegranate increases testosterone levels, believed due to its array of antioxidants. Also shows an increase in Nitric Oxide Synthase (NOS), which is essentially the same function as medication like Viagra etc.

    Garlic a potent testosterone booster, and again increases NOS.

    Onions as with garlic, contain allicin that thins your blood and thus improves circulation.

    Chilli Capsaicin promotes circulation and endorphins for the feel good factor.

    Parsley more antioxidants and a great odour neutraliser for the onion and garlic!

     

    Ingredients.

    • ½ pineapple, in small chunks
    • 1 pomegranate, seeds of (around 80g)
    • 1 red onion, finely chopped
    • 1 bunch (30g) parsley, chopped
    • 1 large red chilli, thinly sliced
    • 1 garlic clove, finely chopped
    • 1 lime, juice of

     

    Method.

    1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl, season and serve alongside grilled or barbecued meats or vegetables. Alternatively, go for prawns as these pack Arginine which will increase your NOS levels. Store in an air-tight container for up to 24 hours.

  • Over One Third Of Gay Men Are Unhappy With The Size Of Their Penises

    Over One Third Of Gay Men Are Unhappy With The Size Of Their Penises

    Up to 34 per cent of men are unhappy with the size of their penises according to a new survey by THEGAYUK

    A survey undertaken for issue 11 of THEGAYUK found that over a third of men questioned had issues with the size of their manhoods, with a further 12 per cent actually considering penile enlargement surgery to increase girth or length.

    The majority of men asked hadn’t tried other non-surgical methods of penis enlargement, such as hanging weights or jelqing. The most popular method of non-surgical enlargement was penis pumps.

    Of those surveyed, 54% of men had a penis length of 5 to 7 inches, 12 per cent had a penis size less than 5 inches. According to a recent worldwide poll of men, 5.16 inches is the average size of an adult male’s erect penis.

    Penis surgery can be an expensive route to take, with the average procedure costing thousands of pounds.

    Tristan, owner of all a male striptease Adonis Cabaret Show said that there were ways men could forego surgery with a few insider tips and he and his crew of stunning male dancers and models use to look good on stage.

    Firstly he suggested: “Trim that bush to unhide your sausage!”

    Up to an inch of your manhood could be covered by pubic hair so make sure you get the trimmers out and cut back to reveal more and generally make it look tidy down there.

    Secondly, he suggested what’s known in the business as “tying it off”, whereby you excite yourself but stop before you become actually erect. Then using something to “tie off” like a cock ring or elastic band you place the tie at the base of your penis, so the blood can’t leave the penis quickly.

    “It’s not much use, but it does look impressive!” He quipped.

    However, you must be careful you don’t tie it off for too long as it could turn purple and cause serious medical problems.

  • Chris Hemsworth: Massive Penis Is Basically Everything

    Thor actor Chris Hemsworth has shown off his rather impressive body and what appears to be an incredibly long schlong in the new trailer for Vacation.

    The 31-year-old actor who is currently starring in The Vacation, voted as People Magazine‘s Sexiest Man Alive, is showing off an impressive body and equally impressive member, through his rather thin boxer shorts.

    The film is due to be released in the US in July. Warner Bros have yet to announce a date for the UK release.

    No word has been released yet on whether the shockingly big outline is actually the actors.

     

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  • LOUIS TOMLINSON: Penis Breaks The Internet

    Basically. We’re not going to say too much, but let the visual and Louis’s floppy cock speak for itself.

    Louis Tomlinson’s penis has basically broken the internet and us, in one swoop. This is what happens when you don’t wear suitable panties and wear flimsy soccer shorts. (Thank Jeebus for soccer shorts). The One Direction star and his Johnson have racked up an incredible 2 million loops of this vine, posted by Perez Hilton.

    We’re now considering his member the fifth member of One Direction, replacing the lovely Zayn.

     

  • Why Do I Get Erections Every Morning? Five things guys should know about their junk

    Have you any idea why you always wake up with a woody each morning even when you are alone?

    Or do you know if it’s really OK for your penis to curve to the side? If you have answered ‘no’ to both of these then you need to check out this video from Buzzfeed who consulted a doctor to ask the questions that every gay man wants to know the answers too.

    As gay men, we usually pride ourselves on having a deep intimate knowledge about the male body. Being men logically holds that we’d know a thing or two about the ins and outs of our own physiology, right? The thing is, though, men are notoriously bad about dealing with basic health needs and a lot of what we assume to be true about our bodies is based on false assumptions.

  • Is Penis Enlargement The New Nose Job?

    Is penis enlargement the new nose job?

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    There’s been a lot of talk about Penis size recently and with the revelation that the average size is smaller than you might think, men are still clamouring for that extra inch.

    WORRIED: Many men are concerned with the size of their manhood. Our survey found over a third were worried about length or girth.
    According to a new survey the average erect penis is 5.16 inches, not the six to seven inches that was usually suspected average. A collective sigh of relief was heard from men all over the world, but that revelation hasn’t deterred men from all over the country making enquiries about penis enlargement.

    In a survey, under taken by TheGayUK, it seems as though us Brits are still troubled by willy worry as we found that over a third of men were unhappy with their penis in someway or another. The poll also found that thirty-four percent were concerned about their length and 29% were worried about girth issues, while one in ten of us has considered picking up the phone and calling a surgeon.

    WHAT’S DOWN THERE: Despite the average length revealed as 5.16inches, some men have taken to surgery to gain up to an extra inch.

    One clinic, the Moorgate Aesthetics clinic on London’s medical mecca Harley Street, has found that enquiries for enlargement surgeries are on the up and are more sought after now than the common nose job, but just what does the nob job actually entail? How much more can you realistically expect to grow from such procedures?

    According to Moorgate Aesthetics the average lengthening is around one inch, this is achieved by the cutting of the suspensory ligament. A relatively straightforward surgery and girth can be improved substantially by transferring fat from other areas on your body to your penis. However because fat is a natural substance, it may need a top in the future. However, there is a little downside to the surgery and that is no sex for at least 6 weeks after the procedure, a small sacrifice though for a large improvement!

     

    HAPPY PETE: Many men who have undertaken the surgery are happy with the result – and with a downtime of just 6 weeks, men can gain an extra inch in length – or even more with their girth.

    So just why are we so concerned about the length of our penis? Some suspect it could be the influx of well endowed porn stars or the increase of “monster c**k” porn available on streaming services, making us jealous. A spokesperson from Moorgate Aesthetics said, “One of the reasons for their belief that their penis is too small stems from derogatory comments made by sexual partners – comments that are often simply throw-away ones, but that stick in the memory for years to come. For others, it’s a realisation that their penis didn’t grow as it should have done in their formative years.

    Many others feel that the size of their penis has prevented them from starting sexual relationships, and now yearn for the chance to develop a lasting and fulfilling sexual relationship with a partner.”

     

    If you would like to talk with someone regarding a possible enlargement or for more information then contact Moorgate Aesthetics confidentially on 01302 246 130 or visit: www.moorgateaesthetics.com

    Article Sponsored by: Moorgate Aesthetics (What does this mean?)

     

  • Small Penises To Get Their Own Festival

    Entry fee is 50p per inch…

    Hold on to your junk fellas – as those of you who are packing a little less than the average have the opportunity to have your own festival and it’s a bargain too. Just 50p per inch.

    Attendees will be asked on entry how many inches they are sneaking in and charged accordingly according to the Mirror. The festival has been launched by poet Ant Smith who said, “For too long, men who perceive their penises to be small have been made to feel inadequate. It’s time to stand up and say there’s nothing wrong with having a little nob,

    “It’s an open invite to everybody, male or female. We’ve all been touched by a small penis in our lifetime, now’s the time to give something back.”

    Ladies will be charged on how many inches they actually like – so size queens expect to pay through the nose for entry. As the average erect penis is 6 inches, the average cost of entry would be, £3.

    The Big Small Penis Party will be held on March 7 at The Rhythm Factory in Whitechapel.

  • Robbie Williams: Will My Penis Break The Internet

    Move over Kardashian… Williams’ is on the prowl to break the internet…

    It almost seems like a distant memory – that time Kim broke the internet by sitting on it… TBH we were more excited by the men who tried to imitate… Now Robbie William’s is in on the act. The Let Me Entertain You singer took to Twitter to ask his fans whether his bell end could break the internet… The tweet managed to rack up 2353 retweets, despite having 2.4 million followers.

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  • Man Claims To Have Only 100 Ejaculations Left

    Man Claims To Have Only 100 Ejaculations Left

    A man has shared his dismay after being told by doctors that he only has a finite number of ejaculations before he permanently loses the ability to get an erection.

    • Just one hundred ejaculations left.

    •  An incredibly rare condition known as idiopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa.

    • The man has to avoid masturbation and be ‘selective’ with sexual partners.

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    A thirty-four-year-old man has shared his horror after learning that he only has ‘one hundred’ ejaculations left before a rare medical condition, which causes a buildup of scar tissue in the penis, will render it un-erectable.

    Writing in BroBible the man known only as R.L.S has said that doctors call the condition idiopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa, meaning every time the man gets an erection, it causes an autoimmune reaction, causing a build-up of scar tissue. Over time it will mean his penis will not be able to get erect.

    R.L.S wrote: “I have a finite amount of real, working, orgasm-capable erections remaining. They estimate I have about a hundred [orgasms] left.”

    It’s an extremely rare condition with hardly any known cases. The man now claims he avoids masturbation and has to be selective with sexual partners.

    In an email to BroBible the man said, “You cannot imagine the feeling. I go in for what I think is a routine physical, and I’m blindsided. My whole life changes in an instant; like hearing you have six months to live. I honestly thought the doctor was f**king with me– how do you even process that kind of information?

    “Ultimately, the scar tissue will make it impossible to ever get a boner again. I’m the first case anyone’s ever seen, and no one can tell me why it’s happening. I don’t wear briefs or hang out in saunas.

    “There’s been no blunt force trauma to the balls. Some of the women from my past have suggested it’s karma, and I’m actually starting to believe it.”