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  • TRAVEL GUIDE | Gay York

    TRAVEL GUIDE | Gay York

    York in the North of England is a gorgeous, historic city with a number of things to do for LGBT+ travellers.

    So what is in York for gay travellers and LGBT guests? There are a couple of gay-friendly pubs in York and generally speaking in terms of crime the city of York is safer than similar areas of its size.

    In terms of politics, however, things are not so great. There are four MPs who represent the area three from the Conservatives and one from Labour. MP Greg Knight (CONS) has generally voted against gay rights, but did vote for same-sex marriage in 2013. MP Rishi Sunak (CONS) has consistently voted against laws to promote equality and human rights. MP Rachael Maskell (LAB/COOP) has consistently voted for laws that promote equality and human rights. MP Julian Sturdy, has almost always voted against gay rights including same-sex marriage in 2013.

    Gay Bars

    Are there any gay bars in York? There are a couple of places of note and although they’re not specifically “gay bars” they are very LGBT+ friendly. Firstly there’s the Nag’s Head, (100 Micklegate, York YO1 6LX)  which is described as very LGBT friendly and managed.

    There is karaoke (8:30 PM til 12:00 AM) with Kira every Monday at Thomas’s Bar of York (Museum Street, York, YO1 7DT)- and there’s a free shot for singers.

    There’s the York Arms in High Petergate (26 High Petergate, York, YO1 7EH) attracts a mainly gay male customer.

    There is a transgender/cross dresser and TV night at Corner Pin and Flares (17 Tanner Row, York, YO1 6JB) every Third Saturday.

    Fibbers (3-5 Toft Green, York, YO1 6JT)  runs a Lip-Sync night event on the last Sunday of the month, described as LGBT+ friendly.

    There is a monthly “queer” night at Dusk on New Street called Hot Crush. Times vary so you should check their website.

    Is there a LGBT pride in Durham?

    (FILE PHOTO) TuendeBede / Pixabay

    York has a yearly Pride event.

    There is a yearly pride event held in York. This year’s event takes place on Saturday 9th June 2018. You can find out more about the event here.

    Are there any gay saunas in York?

    There are no gay saunas in York, the closest is Basement Complex and Steam Complex both in Leeds (29 miles), Lindum in Bradford (43 miles), Plastic Ivy in Dewsbury (36 miles).

    Any LGBT Hotels in York?

    There aren’t any gay or LGBT+ hotels available in York. However, you can check for the best deals from Hotels.com, Booking.com and Travelodge

    How to get to York

    York is centrally located in the heart of the UK. There are direct rail links from London, Edinburgh, Manchester in around two hours. There are numerous airports close to York, including, Manchester, Newcastle and Leeds/Bradford. Seaports that are closest are, Hull and Newcastle, both around a two hours drive.

    If you’re travelling by car here are the travel times and approx miles: London: 3h 50m / 210 miles | Edinburgh: 4h 12m / 210 miles | Manchester: 1h 34m / 73 miles | Sheffield: 1h 19m / 63 miles | Cardiff: 4h 23m / 250 miles | Glasgow: 3h 56m / 211 miles | Newcastle: 1h 47m / 87 miles | Nottingham: 1h 45m / 87 miles | Bristol: 3h 53m / 223 miles | Liverpool: 2h 01m / 102 miles | Derby: 1h 47m / 91 miles | Carlisle: 2h 23m / 116 miles | Birmingham: 2h 26m / 134 miles

    Meeting gay guys in York?

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    With many thanks to York LGBT Forum for the help in signposting for this article.

  • This is how many sexually transmitted infections were diagnosed in 2017

    This is how many sexually transmitted infections were diagnosed in 2017

    Oi Government… Sex ed is failing the young.

    Bru-nO / Pixabay

    Research from Public Health England has revealed that there were nearly half a million (422,000) new sexually transmitted infections recorded in 2017. Although this number has been described as “stable” from the previous year, cases of syphilis have rocketed by 20 percent, from 5955 in 2016 to 7137 in 2017.

    Worryingly, the highest rates of STIs are occurring in 16 to 24 year-olds, showing that the current sex ed situation in our schooling system is woefully inadequate.

    There has been a fall in genital warts reported, which the report says reflects the widespread uptake of the HPV vaccine which is given to girls aged 12-13.

    The HPV vaccine is not offered to boys of the same age.

    Drops in chlamydia rise in gonorrhoea

    Condoms
    The humble condom remains the best way to protect yourself from sexually transmitted infections. FILE PHOTO / depositphotos.com

    The report also shows that there’s been an eight percent decline in chlamydia testing and a two percent drop in chlamydia diagnoses in 15-24-year-olds. However, there was a 22% rise in cases of gonorrhoea in 2017 compared to 2016 (from 36,577 in 2016 to 44,676 in 2017).

    Dr Gwenda Hughes, Consultant Scientist and Head of Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) Section at PHE, said, “Sexually transmitted infections pose serious consequences to health – both your own and that of your current and future sexual partners.

    “Consistent and correct condom use with new and casual partners is the best defence against STIs, and if you are at risk, regular check-ups are essential to enable early diagnosis and treatment.”

    PHE has recommended, “Those at risk of STIs can access services through sexual health or genitourinary medicine clinics. PHE recommend regular HIV and STI testing for those with new or casual partners. Men who have sex with men who are having condomless sex with new or casual partners should seek testing every three months. Local STI services can be located online via NHS Choices.

     

    *A previous version of this article stated that the research was from NHS England, when in fact it was Public Health England. It has been corrected to reflect this.

  • Armed Forces to join in York Pride parade

    The Armed Forces, including representatives from the British Army, the Royal Navy, and the Royal Air Force, are set to join the York Pride Parade on Saturday 9th June.

    CREDIT: © StockCube

    This is the first time that representatives from any of the Armed Forces have been a part of York Pride. The British Army will also be having a stall at the Knavesmire where York Pride’s main event will commence following the Parade.

    Greg Stephenson, Chair of York Pride, said, “We are delighted that the Armed Forces will be joining York Pride on 9th June and we are incredibly thankful for the support we have received from them so far. As a charity, we are committed to promoting LGBT+ inclusivity and fostering a supportive community spirit. We believe that having the Armed Forces marching in the parade symbolises the idea that as a society we should be supporting one another and advocating tolerance and not hate. It’s an incredible thing to see happen and is testament to just how much York Pride has grown over the last few years.”

    Captain James Steel said, “It is an honour for me to represent the Army at the York Pride Parade. As a member of the Armed Forces, being able to fly the flag for our own LGBT+ community and the Army as a whole makes me immensely proud. It’s the first time the Services have been involved in this local Pride event, and I’m looking forward to marching alongside my colleagues from the Royal Navy and RAF.”

    This year, York Pride will take place on Saturday 9th June. It will begin at approximately 11:45 am outside of the Minster, with the Parade setting off at around 12:00 pm. The main event on the Knavesmire will begin at 13:00 pm.

    York Pride is free of charge and is appropriate for all, both adults and children. To find out more about York Pride click here.

  • Everybody loves a film about Everybody’s Talking About Jamie

    Everybody loves a film about Everybody’s Talking About Jamie

    Warp Films announces open casting for the film version of Everybody’s Talking About Jamie.

    © Johan Persson

    It seems like everybody can’t stop talking about Jamie, the smash hit musical about a 16-year-old gay teenager and fledgeling drag queen from the Steel City who wants nothing more than to go to his school prom in a dress. In little over a year, the show has gone from its premiere at Sheffield’s Crucible Theatre to an award-winning, recently extended run in the West End, a cast recording album being released and the stage show being filmed for broadcast at cinemas nationwide.  But things haven’t stopped there for Jamie, and Sheffield’s Warp Films have announced today that they are not only making a film musical of Everybody’s Talking About Jamie, but that there are open auditions for the movie.

    The creative team behind the original production are all back for the project, with the film being written by Dan Gillespie –Sells and Tom Macrae , who wrote the stage show, and the show’s original director, Jonathan Butterall, back on duty behind the camera. The film is broadly slated for a release in 2020, with filming hoping to take place next year.

    The casting will take place in phases, with the first phase looking for around 30 people aged 16 to play Jamie and his peers. There are no restrictions on those auditioning, save for that they must be 16 and be able to play / pass for a 16-year-old. There will then be other casting phases for the other roles within the film, and everyone is encouraged to apply.

    To be in with a chance for a role you can apply online at www.jamiefilmcasting.com, and upload your audition video there. You can follow on social media using #castjamiefilm, on Twitter and Instagram with the username @jamiecasting and on Facebook using Jamie Casting.

    You can read our review of the original production here and also catch TGUK’s exclusive chat with cast of the show here.

  • THEATRE REVIEW | Titanic, The Musical, King’s Theatre Glasgow

    THEATRE REVIEW | Titanic, The Musical, King’s Theatre Glasgow

    ★★★☆☆ | Titanic – The Musical – King’s Theatre Glasgow

    Titanic - The Musical - National Tour review

    **This review was taken from the Sheffield production**

    Despite it being over 100 years since Titanic slipped under the waves, the fascination with the ship and those on board hasn’t faded, as evidenced by the packed house of this revival of Moury Yeston’s musical. The story of the ships maiden voyage and, ultimately, its demise is told through a wealth of characters from all classes of passengers and from the crew on board.

    The set, all sheet metal and rivets, towers above the audience instilling in them the impression of the sheer scale of the ship whilst a simple two-tier stage evoked an image of the decks and worked effectively. But from the off, the cast were on top form, as the magnificent ensemble belted out the opening numbers with such gusto that it reverberated in the chest, like the sounds of the engines of the great ship itself.

    And therein lays the strength of this production. Its cast was outstanding, and whether singing alone, in small groups or as an ensemble, the whole thing was beautifully sung and more akin to an opera than a musical. The three leads Philip Rham, Simon Green and Greg Castiglioni bounced off each other nicely as the Captain, owner and designer of the ship, and Niall Sheeny impressed as the stoker Fred Barrett. Whilst the direction was fairly minimal, the cast switched between their multiple roles seamlessly, spilling out into the aisles on occasions to engage the audience; whilst on a technical level, the lighting and sound design, the costumes and the balance between actors voices and orchestra were all absolutely spot on.

    Sadly, an overly long runtime, a handful of similar-sounding songs and a few too many story threads anchored down the first act to an extent, but the second act picked up the pace as the race to abandon ship took hold.

    What comes out of the production is an underlying theme of love between the characters, from the newlyweds to the eloping couple to the elderly husband and wife, and it is this which packs the emotional punch and brings the human cost of the tragedy sharply into focus.

    Book tickets to see Titanic, The Musical at King’s Theatre Glasgow until 2nd June 2018

  • THEATRE REVIEW | Titanic, The Musical, Sheffield Lyceum

    THEATRE REVIEW | Titanic, The Musical, Sheffield Lyceum

    ★★★☆☆ | Titanic – The Musical – Sheffield Lyceum

    Titanic - The Musical - National Tour review

    Titanic – The Musical – National Tour reviewDespite it being over 100 years since Titanic slipped under the waves, the fascination with the ship and those on board hasn’t faded, as evidenced by the packed house of this revival of Moury Yeston’s musical. The story of the ships maiden voyage and, ultimately, its demise is told through a wealth of characters from all classes of passengers and from the crew on board.

    The set, all sheet metal and rivets, towers above the audience instilling in them the impression of the sheer scale of the ship whilst a simple two-tier stage evoked an image of the decks and worked effectively. But from the off, the cast were on top form, as the magnificent ensemble belted out the opening numbers with such gusto that it reverberated in the chest, like the sounds of the engines of the great ship itself.

    And therein lays the strength of this production. Its cast was outstanding, and whether singing alone, in small groups or as an ensemble, the whole thing was beautifully sung and more akin to an opera than a musical. The three leads Philip Rham, Simon Green and Greg Castiglioni bounced off each other nicely as the Captain, owner and designer of the ship, and Niall Sheeny impressed as the stoker Fred Barrett. Whilst the direction was fairly minimal, the cast switched between their multiple roles seamlessly, spilling out into the aisles on occasions to engage the audience; whilst on a technical level, the lighting and sound design, the costumes and the balance between actors voices and orchestra were all absolutely spot on.

    Sadly, an overly long runtime, a handful of similar-sounding songs and a few too many story threads anchored down the first act to an extent, but the second act picked up the pace as the race to abandon ship took hold.

    What comes out of the production is an underlying theme of love between the characters, from the newlyweds to the eloping couple to the elderly husband and wife, and it is this which packs the emotional punch and brings the human cost of the tragedy sharply into focus.

    Titanic – The Musical is at the Lyceum Theatre, Sheffield  until Saturday 26th May 2018 before continuing on its national tour

  • Here’s who came TOP in the European Gay Porn Awards

    Last week, London played host to the Annual Prowler European Porn awards.

    The calm before the climax

    Fire Nightclub in London was filled to the brim with porn stars from all over Europe last week, as the annual European Porn Awards exploded in a night of celebrating everything gay porn. THEGAYUK.com was there to witness it all… Every naughty detail.

    The night was hosted by Chi Chi LaRue and Mr Pam. Providing some of the entertainment was the luscious La Voix.

    Best European Top

    • Paddy O’Brian (WINNER)
    • Kayden Gray
    • Kris Evans
    • Ronnie English
    • Tim Kruger

    Best European Bottom

    • Logan Moore (WINNER)
    • Andy Star
    • Gabriel Cross
    • Aymeric DeVille
    • Kevin Warhol
    • Kamyk Walker
    Chi Chi LaRue in command

    Best European Newcomer

    • Dani Robles (WINNER)
    • Jonas Jackson
    • Bulrog
    • Guillaume Wayne
    • Camilo Uribe
    • Drew Dixon

    Best European Fetish Porn Star

    • Kamyk Walker (WINNER)
    • Ashley Ryder
    • Jeffrey Lloyd
    • Aymeric DeVille
    • Logan Moore
    • Ashton Bradley

    Best European Daddy

    • Viktor Rom (WINNER)
    • Nick North
    • Jay Red
    • Dave London
    • Tim Kruger
    • Francois Sagat

    Best European Couple

    • Theo Ford & Gabriel Cross — MEN (WINNER)
    • Johannes Lars & Dave London — Eurocreme
    • Kayden Gray & Jack Taylor — Uk Hot Jocks
    • Leo Rex & Kamyk Walker — Blake Mason
    • Baptiste Garcia & Chris Loan — French Twinks
    • Dato Foland & Dani Robles — Men At Play
    La Voix entertained the masses

    Best European Twink

    • Paul Delay (WINNER)
    • Ken Summers
    • Kamyk Walker
    • Jasper Rhodes
    • Matteo Lavigne
    • Jaro Stone

    Best European Jock

    • Gabriel Phoenix (WINNER)
    • Kevin Warhol
    • Logan Moore
    • Paddy O’Brian
    • Guillaume Wayne
    • Kayden Gray

    Best European Cam Model

    • Xavier Sibley (WINNER)
    • Matt Lloyd
    • Paddy Pass
    • Evan & Aaron
    • Taylor Blaze
    • Matt Kayd

    Best European Director

    • Paul Stag — TreasureIslandMedia (WINNER)
    • Adrian Anderson — Men At Play
    • Luis Acosta — Fuckermate
    • George Mason — HungYoungBrit
    • Sean Hardy — Eurocreme
    • Antione Lebel — French Twinks

    Hottest European Porn Star

    • Max Duro (WINNER)
    • Darius Ferdynand
    • Jack Harrer
    • Viktor Rom
    • Paddy O’Brian
    • Tim Kruger

    Best European Studio

    • Staxus (WINNER)
    • Eric Videos
    • Bel Ami
    • Fuckermate
    • Tim Tales
    • Men At Play

    Best European Website

    • HungYoungBrit (WINNER)
    • Tim Tales
    • Bel Ami
    • Fuckermate
    • Brutal Tops
    • French Twinks

    Best European DVD

    • Guy Spotting — Blake Mason, NakedSword (WINNER)
    • Is That You Daddy? — Eurocreme
    • 18 Years & Horny — French Twinks
    • Bel Ami Legends — Lukas Ridgeston
    • Geared — Bulldog
    • Raw Summer Heats — Fuckermate

    Best European Fetish DVD

    • Destroying Logan Moore — Treasure Island Media (WINNER)
    • Hard Gear 2 — Uk Hot Jocks
    • Desolate — Boynapped
    • Kinky Angels Jack Harrer — G Dory
    • Sex Skins — Cazzo
    • Gaped — Bulldog

    Best European Scene

    • One Hour Detention — French Twinks (WINNER)
    • Dani Robles & Kayden Gray — Men At Play
    • Destroying Logan Moore Gangbang — TreasureIslandMedia
    • Camilo Uribe & Joaquin Santana — Fuckermate
    • Koby Lewis & Kayden Gray — Blake Mason/ NaedSword
    • Jean Franko & Paddy O’Brian — MEN

    Best International Porn Star

    • Max Carter (WINNER)
    • Armond Rizzo
    • Dolf Dietrich
    • William Seed
    • Rocco Steele
    • Blake Mitchell

    Best Media Supporting European Gay Porn

    • Boner (WINNER)
    • Chulazos XXX
    • Dirty Boyz
    • Queer Me Now
    • COP Blog
    • QX Men

    Best Social Media Personality

    • Topher Taylor (WINNER)
    • Riyadh Khalaf
    • Chris Cocker
    • James Majesty
    • Davey Wavey
    • Calum McSwiggan

    Lifetime Achievement

    • Sam Barclay (WINNER)
  • Everything You Need To Know About Durham Pride 2018

    If you’re planning to go to Durham pride here’s everything you need to know before the 2018 event.

    This year’s Durham Pride takes place on the on Sunday 27th May 2018 to celebrate the diversity of the LGBT+ community of Durham and surrounding areas. This year’s event will be the fifth in Durham.

    What time does Durham Pride begin?

    The Durham Pride parade officially begins at 1 PM until 6 PM.

    Is there a parade?

    Yes, the parade leaves from Palace Green from 1.15 PM. People taking part in the parade are asked to make sure they’re at the green from 12:30 PM.

    Where is Durham Pride?

    Durham Pride takes place at the Sands Durham, the official postcode for the venue is: DH1 1LH, with an official after party held at KLUTE Durham.

    What does Durham Pride cost?

    Durham Pride is free for everyone to take part in however you can purchase VIP tickets for the main stage tent. VIP tickets cost £10 and include, Access to VIP Bar/toilets and best stage views, Fast track entry to Afterparty at Klute Durham (before 8pm),
    VIP tickets 18+ only for Afterparty. All proceeds go to Durham Pride and charity.

    What entertainment will there be at Durham Pride?

    This year the organisers have invited “Black Heart” hitmakers, Stooshe. Along with X Factor heartthrob Lloyd Daniels. There’s also the Northern Proud Voices choir, Mickey Modelle, Smashby, Tess Tickle and the Dragettes and Love Inc, featuring Simone Denny. The cast of Priscilla Queen of the Desert will also be singing hits from the show.

    Does Durham Pride have a website?

    Absolutely. You can view all thing Durham Pride HERE

    What should I bring to pride?

    We’ve created a list of Pride survival ideas. Take a look – but don’t forget to bring sunscreen, money and fully charged phone!

    Need a place to stay? Check out our Hotel partners at Hotels.com for available hotels and B&Bs in the Durham area. Check the Travelodge website for the best deals.

     

  • What time does Lancaster Pride start and where is it?

    With just one day to go until Lancaster Pride, this year’s pride promises to be the biggest ever.

    The incredible artwork created by the late Amy Winehouse’s tattoo artist, Henry Hate.

     

    Lancaster Pride is an LGBT festival organised by Out in the Bay, a local charity providing support to Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender people in the Lancaster area, as well as raising awareness for LGBT issues and campaigns.

    Speaking about what Pride mean, Robert Mee, the CEO of Lancaster Pride said, “Pride is about everyone coming together to support each other to stand side by side to challenge hate and intolerance and to be able to build a better future of equality for all of us.”

    What time does Lancaster Pride begin?

    The Lancaster Pride parade officially begins at 11:00 AM until 12:00 PM.

    Is there a parade?

    Lancaster has a parade at this year’s event, and it will be the second in the pride’s history, with the parade taking place from Dalton Square.

    The set off place for the parade is Dalton Square and will turn right on George Street and continue along Spring Garden Street. The procession will then turn right onto the A6 and proceed northwards in the right-hand lane.

    The parade will then turn right into Church Street and once located inside the pedestrianised area will temporarily halt to allow the participants a breather and to allow the procession to reform.

    The procession will turn right onto Gt John St and proceed up the left-hand lane. The procession will then turn left to finish in Dalton Sq.

    Speaking at the parade will be Clive Grunshaw, the police and crime commissioner, Erica Lewis a Cat Smith representative, Kara from the multi-faith Church and Doctor Sweeney.

    Where is Lancaster Pride?

    Most of the day’s events will take place in front of Lancaster’s Town Hall. The postcode is: LA4 4AU.

    What does Lancaster Pride cost?

    Lancaster Pride is free for everyone to take part in.

    What entertainment will there be at Lancaster Pride?

    Performing at Lancaster Pride is the singer Whigfield, who you will remember had the massive, number 1 hit, “Saturday Night”. Also appearing is a slew of talent who will be appearing on stage from 11 AM until 6:30 PM in front of Lancaster’s Town Hall.

    Does Lancaster Pride have a website?

    Absolutely. You can view all thing Lancaster Pride HERE

    What should I bring to pride?

    We’ve created a list of Pride survival ideas. Take a look – but don’t forget to bring sunscreen, money and fully charged phone!

    Need a place to stay? Check out our Hotel partners at Hotels.com for available hotels and B&Bs in the Lancaster area.

  • THEATRE REVIEW | Matthew Bourne’s Cinderella

    ★★★★★ | Matthew Bourne’s Cinderella

    Matthew Bourne's Cinderella review

    From the muted grey-scale colour palette of the opening act, through the smoke-filled streets of the Blitz and onto the underground dance halls of war-torn London, Matthew Bourne’s bold,  vivid and visually stunning reimagining of Cinderella is an utter delight. Doting to her father, mercilessly teased by her (extended) stepfamily and berated by her stepmother, Cinderella finds love amongst the destruction, as she falls for Harry, a dashing pilot.

    Bourne creates a world which is rich in characterisations, from the transformation of the mouse-like Cinderella into the belle of the ball to the Cruella de Ville style stepmother and the humorous, and deliciously creepy, foot-fetishist stepbrother. Every dancer tells an individual story, and each character has their own tale to tell. Yet despite having so much to look at, Bourne’s choreography seamlessly blends dance styles including lindy hop, jazz and ballet to create a clearly defined and easy to follow narrative; and there is a tangible sense of atmosphere permeating the theatre both within and throughout every scene. But underneath the fairy tale spectacle of it all, is a slightly darker story of love, yearning and belonging, bringing with it the power to pack an emotional punch.

    In a cast of technically precise dancers, Ashley Shaw is captivating as the titular heroine, whilst Andrew Monaghan simply excelled as he cut a swathe across the floor as the dashing pilot, proving that the romanticised notion of the leading man is still very much around. Lez Brotherston’s set design is superb, reflecting the hum-drum monotony of Cinderella’s home life in Act 1 before (quite literally) exploding into a riot of colour and movement in the second act and continuing to surprise well into Act 3. The show has a cinematic quality and feel to it, and is as inventive and multi-layered as it is visually exciting.

    Matthew Bourne’s Cinderella is a phenomenal breath-taking production which is absolutely sublime on every level.

    The show runs at Sheffield Lyceum Theatre until 19th May 2018 before continuing on its national tour. New Adventures has recently announced a new national tour for Swan Lake for 2018/19

  • THEATRE REVIEW | How It Is By Samuel Beckett, Coronet Print Room Theatre

    ★★★★☆ | How It Is

    How It Is By Samuel Beckett, Coronet Print Room Theatre
    How It Is By Samuel Beckett, Coronet Print Room Theatre

    Do I have to slide cocks up my a** to write about gay theatre? Or shag up-for-it nymphomaniacs to dissect heterosexual art? By that logic, I’d have to be a practicing serial killer, a Jeffrey Dahmer in pantyhose, to appreciate Silence of the Lambs! So – having exposed and pushed the absurdities of that laughably reductive thinking waaaay to one side, let’s objectively appraise How It Is, a purgatorial, afterlife masterpiece from the fevered genius of Samuel Beckett, one of Ireland’s greatest ever writers!

    Never heard of him? Oh come now, that’s barely credible. Why, Waiting for Godot, Beckett’s theatrical debut, revealed prodigious, game-changing talent, sufficient to alter the entire course of the Western world’s modes of dramatic discourse. Simply put, Beckett, most often, dramatises monologuing consciousness on either the point of death, or immediately beyond, in some utterly unknowable afterlife. And it’s that sense of psychological extremity – going where no queens have gone before – that knots his artistic DNA firmly into the fabulous beyond that defines so much LGBT theatre. Again and again – as in Alexis Gregory’s recently-staged Sex/Crime – diversity drama routinely accesses states of mind, situations and politically contested identity wholly unknown to heterosexual, mainstream audiences. To name just three, K-holes, cum lollies and sauna-house sex-orgies barely enter the dreams, or stain the yearning nightmares, of Joe and Jill Public. Frankly, considered as the ripe, luscious and shockingly perverse fruits of an entire community, LGBT artistry has charged and enlarged subject matter inconceivable to previous, genteel and sexually lobotomised, generations.

    Still, Beckett – even if his work owes virtually nothing to any known form of sexual persuasion – takes us on exhilarating journeys to the limits of human consciousness. Think viciously addictive K-holes laced with severe existentialism, as we’re plunged, repeatedly, into theatrical experiences offering little more than static performers ranting in sparsely-lit spaces. How, then, can such raw, spartan materials provide riveting, arse-clenching excitement?

    Easily. Take the Republic of Ireland’s Gare St. Lazare theatre company, currently unleashing Beckett’s How It Is at Notting Hill’s breathtakingly gorgeous, Art Deco Coronet Print Room theatre. This, frankly, is theatre as psychological assault course; immediately, we’re metaphorically kidnapped, trussed up, and – quite probingly – interrogated. How? Well, by deploying the dramatic equivalent of anal sex – reversing the so-called, ‘natural’ order, replacing exits with unexpected entrances. Which, here, means sitting an audience on the stage and setting the actors – and action – in the raked stalls and balcony circling that stage.

    Disconcerting? As f*ck – instantly, and just as in consensual S&M, one’s constrained yet feels a paradoxical sense of liberation, of being fed carefully-rationed ecstasies that permit joy only by strictly-directed pathways. And – make no mistake – theatre rarely comes any bleaker, with such huge demands blissfully rewarding rapt attention.

    Ultimately, this is theatre raw, stripped and immediate, with a narrative as brief, stark and thrillingly erotic as Christ being summarily condemned and crucified. Initially, one lone voice in the darkness – an unnamed narrator – speaks of three states of existence, being alone, with, and finally without ‘Pim’, his or her presumed companion. Three performers – Conor Lovett, Stephen Dillane and Mel Mercier – tackle Beckett’s dense, repetitive text like an overlapping, choral immersion in stately sonic tidal waves, as, gradually, a narrative – of sorts – emerges.

    Naked, an unnamed soul slithers in endless mud and darkness clutching a sack inexhaustibly – and inexplicably – replenished with cans of sardines. He’s joined -again inexplicably- by another, communicating by jabbing a can-opener in the other’s buttocks, stabbing out Morse code messages. Yes, it’s a submissive, role-playing queen’s ultimate wet-dream, but – with nothing except intermittent bursts of light, dry ice, and the hoarse rubbing of actor’s voices in transfixed cadences – we’re collectively cajoled into instantaneously synthesising Beckett’s purgatorial hell inside our minds. If theatre, finally, is nothing, but voices, lights, gestures and consenting imagination, the Gare St. Lazare company take that haphazard, shockingly artistic marriage to sheer transcendence. We wait, quite simply, in delighted awe for their future liaisons with the shatteringly bleak -but dramatically irresistible- voices of Samuel Beckett.

     

    How It Is By Samuel Beckett @ Coronet Print Room Theatre, Notting Hill Gate to May 19th. 0203-642-6606. 4 Stars!