Ever wondered what you might call those bits of poop that get caught in your ass hair... Well, wonder no more.

Ever wondered what you might call those bits of poop that get caught in your ass hair… Well, wonder no more.

Chumber nuts are those little balls of faeces that get caught up in your ass hair – and the only real way to get rid of them is by shaving off your butt crack hair.

As you move about during your day, your butt cheeks will be rubbing any tiny bits of poop around your anus into little ball-shaped pieces which will cling or attach themselves to your pubic hair. Even though you’ve wiped as thoroughly as possible, there will always be remnants left over, if you have hair down there.

Although some people will love a hairy man butt, you should be aware that pubic hair around the ass will be teeming with bacteria. This is because little bits of faecal matter will cling to the hair and normal wiping with TP, won’t get rid of all of it.

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So you could buy some intimate wet wipes, but it’s best to have a shower before any anal sex or rimming situation.

Otherwise, you can shave your ass or even, if you’re brave, go for a waxing or learn how to do it yourself.