It seems as though the producers of Benidorm decided that a very homoerotic tryst between Philip Olivier and Jake Canuso was the way forward for the popular ITV series and to be honest we totally agree.
Well hello Philip Olivier and Jake Canuso
••• below might not be the actual storyline, but what happened in our warped minds***
It all starts with a little ‘get out of my face’ and a little
Checking out of the talent
Which turns into ‘let’s get you out of the nineties tight white vest’ natch!
and then there’s a bit of grabby grabby
and flinging on the desk. whilst
Joyce watches on
A little sofa time
Which goes down well. Obvs.
Just a gratuitous topless shot
and then this
Then later behind the bar – they’re at it again
Kenneth gets his groove on with it all
And Lesley joins in
This has made our year.
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