It seems as though the producers of Benidorm decided that a very homoerotic tryst between Philip Olivier and Jake Canuso was the way forward for the popular ITV series and to be honest we totally agree.

Well hello Philip Olivier and Jake Canuso

••• below might not be the actual storyline, but what happened in our warped minds***

It all starts with a little ‘get out of my face’ and a little

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Checking out of the talent

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Which turns into ‘let’s get you out of the nineties tight white vest’ natch!

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and then there’s a bit of grabby grabby

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and flinging on the desk. whilst

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Joyce watches on


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A little sofa time

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Which goes down well. Obvs.

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Just a gratuitous topless shot

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and then this

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Then later behind the bar – they’re at it again

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Kenneth gets his groove on with it all

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And Lesley joins in

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This has made our year.
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