THE UNDATEABLE GAY | The foot fetish
When it comes to sex, I’ve always found myself to be plain and simple. Not boring, I would like to point out immediately. But I’m not one for these chains […]
When it comes to sex, I’ve always found myself to be plain and simple. Not boring, I would like to point out immediately. But I’m not one for these chains […]
This week, The Undateable Gay goes to prison… Not as an inmate, but to run a social event for gay and bi prisoners.
I wasn’t always gay you know. Well, that’s not technically true. My mother always says she knew I was a homosexual from birth. Apparently, I came out doing cartwheels and […]
I’m taking you back to 2009 for this tale of dating mayhem. A time when I was just about to graduate from university. I didn’t venture far from home for […]
In my opening interview, I proclaim on national television that I’m a really horny person and if I see a fit man on the tube, I get a tent pole and have to cover my crotch with my man bag. Great start.
The Undateable Gay returns with another column about an unfortunate incident with a man of the cloth. After talking of my Budgens’ days as customer service manager in my previous […]
The Undateable Gay finds that his boyfriend has sex texts on his phone on New Year’s Eve…
I remember Tullene asking me to be her plus one at her work’s Christmas function. You probably all know Tullene by now. And for those of you who are unfortunate […]
What to do when a really hot guy keeps getting you round for booty calls – before revealing that all he wanted was sex. Mark exacted his revenge in a reminder tonever ask an ex-shag for any sort of beauty treatment.
After three dates, The Undateable Gay finally gets some trouser time with his new boyfriend, but he’s in for a few shocks.
Well. After my speed dating success, I was floating on the clouds. I couldn’t believe it was third time lucky with my date. I’m so excited about him. Let me introduce you to him.