Life is about having a bit of fun, and because of the competition I know I will never write a Christmas number one.
So I scribbled down this little ditty. It’s about one night of freedom a year for those men who want to “dip more than a toe” into the sea of same-gender sex, with all the anonymity of the masquerade ball. I hope it amuses some of you as it is my seasonal offering for Halloween, The Halloween Homoerotic Bop
If you’re swivelling at the hips and got your bum a twerking
Or got a great massive handful with dangling balls and jerking
Take a look at the horrors on the dance floor
Cus one of them boys wants to offer you more
Whether you are a wannabe bottom
or a horse hung top.
Just doin the Halloween homoerotic bop
Will get you in with the chance
Of having more than a dance
With a dressed up Lad who’s straight
On the hunt for his first male playmate
The Grim Reapers wanting to have you impaled on his scythe
Making you wriggle, squirm, heave and writhe
If you want a night of wild and mad passion
Choose your man who’s a hunk in horror fashion.
Whether you are a wannabe bottom
or a horse hung top.
Just doin the Halloween homoerotic bop
Will get you in with the chance
Of having more than a dance
With a dressed up Lad who’s straight
On the hunt for his first male playmate
This man of mystery and of the night
When his lust is sated will sleep with his arms around you until first light.
At the rise of the sun, with the morning warm
His homosexuality will have abated and he will be back to norm.
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