Life is about having a bit of fun, and because of the competition I know I will never write a Christmas number one.

So I scribbled down this little ditty. It’s about one night of freedom a year for those men who want to “dip more than a toe” into the sea of same-gender sex, with all the anonymity of the masquerade ball. I hope it amuses some of you as it is my seasonal offering for Halloween, The Halloween Homoerotic Bop

 

If you’re swivelling at the hips and got your bum a twerking

Or got a great massive handful with dangling balls and jerking

Take a look at the horrors on the dance floor

Cus one of them boys wants to offer you more

 

Whether you are a wannabe bottom

or a horse hung top.

Just doin the Halloween homoerotic bop

 

Will get you in with the chance

Of having more than a dance

With a dressed up Lad who’s straight

On the hunt for his first male playmate

 

 

The Grim Reapers wanting to have you impaled on his scythe

Making you wriggle, squirm, heave and writhe

If you want a night of wild and mad passion

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Choose your man who’s a hunk in horror fashion.

 

Whether you are a wannabe bottom

or a horse hung top.

Just doin the Halloween homoerotic bop

 

Will get you in with the chance

Of having more than a dance

With a dressed up Lad who’s straight

On the hunt for his first male playmate

 

This man of mystery and of the night

When his lust is sated will sleep with his arms around you until first light.

At the rise of the sun, with the morning warm

His homosexuality will have abated and he will be back to norm.

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