It’s the usual end of the day question in the office… ‘How much would it cost to hire Elton John to come and sing for us to pass the time’ – yes we have that much money we don’t know what to do with it! Well with a little research I bring you our Top 10 gay icons for hire… You’ll be surprised at who’s the cheapest!
No.1) Madonna – $N/A
Just like any good antique if there’s no price on it, you can’t afford it!
No.2) Cher – $1,000,000+
You’ll be singing ‘If I Could Turn Back time’ when this cheque clears!
No.3) Barbra Streisand – $1,000,000 +
Looks like the price of ‘Gay Gold’ has gone up a little.
No.4) Tina Turner – $1,000,000 +
If we did win the Euromillions then my money would certainly go here… sorry Elton.
No.5) Elton John – $1,000,000 +
Well one requires a high price tag to cover the cost of all those flowers… I wonder if he’d do it for free if we sent David a bunch of Daffs instead?
No.6) Celine Dion – $750,000 – $1,000,000
This is where the price tags start to sink… no? sink… Titanic… Nothing?
No.7) Gloria Estefan – Under $400,000
Here’s a real bargain. The word under suggests there’s room to haggle. £50?
Sorry the rhythm is getting me here…
No.8) Shirley Bassey – Under $200,000
Call me what you will but here was a real shock. We do love a bit of Bassey on a Monday. Having a whip round as we speak.
No.9) Boy George – Under $150,000
Think they must really want to hurt him with this price tag! Seems a very low price for our favourite boy.
No.10) Liza Minnelli – Under $100,000
Biggest shock of them all. It’s Liza with a Z-list price tag. I’d heard she’d attend the opening of a fridge which is kinda handy as I could do with another cuppa.
So how much would you pay for your favourite stars?
Information from: www.bookingentertainment.com
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