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  • Man gets penis stuck in wedding ring for 48 hours

    Man gets penis stuck in wedding ring for 48 hours

    Sometimes you just got to see how it feels…

    CREDIT: YouTube / DailyVideoDoes

     

    A man in China managed to get this penis stuck in a wedding ring for 48 hours and had to call the emergency services to get the metal band off.

    He apparently stuck his Johnson into the ring and then panicked after he couldn’t get it out – after TWO days. The pain became so unbearable he was forced to call for medical help.

    CREDIT: YouTube / DailyVideoDoes

     

    After calling for help it was the FIREFIGHTERS who turned up first. Despite their best efforts, they were unable to remove the ring. It wasn’t until was shifted to a hospital where the professionals were finally able to snap the ring off, over an hour later.

     

    ALSO READ: Man jumps into the water and comes out with a FISH attached to his penis!

    ALSO READ: Italy just made masturbation in public legal?

     

    The poor man was unable to speak spent the majority of the time covering his face has they tampered with his tackle.

    Ah! The relief.

    The video, which has been published to YouTube has been viewed over 167,000 times.

     

    HT Metro

  • WATCH | Man catches a fish with his johnson

    WATCH | Man catches a fish with his johnson

    So there you are doing a bit of skinny dipping when… boom a fish launches itself to your penis.

    CREDIT: Pixabay
    CREDIT: Pixabay FILE PHOTO

     

    Question: what’s the perfect bait for fish – Well most fishermen will tell you that a nice juicy worm or maggot will do the trick, but this man just found out that his penis does the trick nicely.

    The video, which has gone viral (at the moment it stands at 22.5 million views) shows a naked man jumping into water – and quickly jumping back out again with a FISH yes a live fish attached to his privates.

    Hummm… Maggot alert?

  • So Italy just made public masturbation legal

    So Italy just made public masturbation legal

    Italian courts have just ruled that masturbation in public is legal – unless it’s done in the presence of minors.

    Peep Show Wanker

    The Supreme Court of Cassation (Italian: La Corte Suprema di Cassazione) in Italy has ruled that getting yourself off in public is not illegal unless it’s done in front of minors.

    The case came about because a 69-year-old man was caught red handed in Catania pulling his pork on the University of Catania campus and he was convicted in May 2015.

    Originally he was sentenced to 3 months in prison and fined €3,200.

    However in light of a law change last year, which makes public masturbation a crime only if a minor witnesses it, the court overturned his sentence.

    According to CNN “Judges ruled that public masturbation out of the presence of minors is no longer deemed criminal conduct due to a change in the law last year, which decriminalized the act.”

  • Do you have a gay name? Most common gay names revealed

    Do you have a gay name? Most common gay names revealed

    A new name has topped the poll of gayest names, I mean who knew a name could be gay – but peeps at ranker.com users have been voting on it… So it must be a thing.

    CREDIT: © nito103 /Depositphotos

    So last year we reported that Christopher was voted the most common name for gay men. This year it’s all changed as people vote a brand new set of names as the top 10 most common names of gay men – yep. This is being voting on.

    The votes have been taking place on the ranker.com website.

    So last year, the top four most common names for gay men were: Christopher, James, Jimmy, and Michael. This year Christopher has dropped 77 places to number 78.

    This year it’s all changed and there’s a brand new most common name for gay men, namely Sebastian. Now we’re not sure on this one – for last year’s Christopher – we were able to find a number of out celebrities with the name Chris/Christopher but we can’t think of any called Seb or Sebastian. Can you?

    In 2013, Latina magazine reported that Mexican soap star Sebastián Ligarde came out as bisexual and was inspired by Ricky Martin to come out.

    Anyways here’s the top 10 most common gay names.

    Here’s the top ten!

    Sebastian

    Tristan

    Julian

    Stefan

    Gaylord

    Troy

    Justin

    Gabrial

    Quincy

    Lukas

  • You won’t guess what this guy saw whilst having sex with a DILF

    You won’t guess what this guy saw whilst having sex with a DILF

    You know you get a bit horny and so you go for a looky-loo on Grindr – well this YouTuber had an unexpected surprise during his hook up.

     

    YouTuber Charles Gross, 21, in New York was in for a surprise when he hooked up with a “Daddy”.

    After entering his beau’s bedroom, which was solely lit by an electronic photo frame they began to have sex – which Charles explains wasn’t particularly great – so he began to look at the pictures on the frame as they scrolled through. As the man beneath him continued to grown and growl in a very porny way… something popped up which Charles wasn’t expecting to see!

    So what was it?

    The DILF and his wife and kids turned up on the screen.

     

    ALSO READ: 12 questions gay men love hearing

    ALSO READ: Straight men… if you’re sleeping with gay men you need to know these things.

     

    Now before his mind ran to conclusions -Charles works out that perhaps his DILF had been married, had kids and then separated…

    However he was to get a major surprise… when…

    The man’s wife and the man’s children WALK IN ON THEM whilst they were having sex!

    “He clenched… he clenched so tight”, Charles explains.

    YIKES.

    Have a listen to what happened next!

  • 10 Grindr Fails That Will Make You Wanna Put Down The Phone And Move On

    10 Grindr Fails That Will Make You Wanna Put Down The Phone And Move On

    Sex and its procurement via an app can be a tricky journey to navigate.

    Sometimes it goes epically wrong. Thanks to Instagram for the #GrindrFails that show that perhaps we need to put the phone down and go out and meet some people in RL.

    Racist grindr.

    Sarky grindr.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/B_FouszpunC/

    Keeping it real grindr.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BFz7RghucCS/?tagged=grindrfail&hl=en

    Sparring for a fight grindr

    https://www.instagram.com/p/B-0quDapx0-/

    The up and downer grindr.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BGGFkx1CnWJ/?tagged=grindrfail&hl=en

    The grammar bitch

    Shopping grindr.

    The sense of humour grindr.

    Sass grindr.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BF-aOWGkx3y/?tagged=grindrfail&hl=en

    The raincheck grindr.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BF7wLOsDQdI/?tagged=grindrfail&hl=en
  • The Horrific Moment A Man Saws Off His Johnson In Front Of Shop Assistant

    The Horrific Moment A Man Saws Off His Johnson In Front Of Shop Assistant

    A shocking video has emerged of a man sawing off his manhood in front of a shop assistant.

     

    A horrific and graphic video of a man in California sawing off his penis has surfaced online.

    The video which features a young looking male has surfaced on LiveLeak which appears to show him hacking at his penis in front of a terrified shop employee.

    The man, standing in front of the cash registers lowers his trousers and underwear in front of a female staff member, who quickly walks away to make a call, after he brandishes a knife.

    He then begins to hack away at his penis.

    In the 57 second video, which has been viewed over 70,000 times shows the man trying several times to cut away at his manhood.

    The jury is out as to whether the video is a fake and it is not known if the man sustained serious life threatening injuries.

  • Students Are Being Offered Amazon Vouchers For Their Sperm

    Students Are Being Offered Amazon Vouchers For Their Sperm

    Male students at one of the UK’s top universities are being offered £75 worth of Amazon voucher for their sperm.

    Fliers are being handed out around a campus asking for cash strapped male volunteers to make their self-made donations as part of a trial run by the University of Sheffield – and are being rewarded with vouchers for the popular online retailer.

    The study needs male volunteers aged between 18-30 who are available for 12 weeks between April and July to consume lycopene, the red pigment found in tomatoes and other red fruits, whilst donating semen samples.

    Trial researchers hope to discover whether lycopene has a positive effect on participants’ sperm.

    CREDIT: SWNS
    CREDIT: SWNS

    Scientists say a nutrient found in the “tomato pill” could supercharge sperm by up to 70 per cent and offer new hope to childless couples.

    In other studies, lycopene has been suggested as a possible treatment for male infertility.

    This is because the antioxidant properties of lycopene counteract the damage inflicted on sperm caused by oxidative stress.

    ALSO READ: This Morning toying with showcase sperm facial!

    ALSO READ: 10 ways to make your sperm taste better

    CREDIT: SWNS
    CREDIT: SWNS

    Professor Allan Pacey of the University of Sheffield, one of Britain’s leading experts on male factor infertility, is recruiting 60 healthy male students and university staff to take part in the three-month study.

    He said,

    “There is enough evidence out there to indicate this study is worth doing and I am cautiously optimistic. If it works in the volunteers we would then consider testing it in infertile patients.

    “Production of sperm takes three months. This study will tell us if lycopene improves the quality of sperm already in development by reducing DNA damage, and whether it produces an overall increase in the number of mature sperm produced overall.”

  • Justin Bieber’s Penis Forever Immortalised In Doll Form

    Yes… Justin’s Johnson is forever immortalised in doll form.

    Remember those pap pictures of Justin in the all together? Well now Justin’s “shrinkage” has been immortialised in doll form thanks to the ADollWorldAfterAll Instagram account. Thank goodness, because we were wondering when someone would do this very important piece of history making.
    Justin said at the time that the pictures taken by a long lens pap were a violation, but also said that there was a certain amount of “shrinkage”.
    The sneaky shots of the 21-year-old Canadian were taken by a super long range pap whilst holidaying with Jayde Pierce in Bora Bora.

  • These #AfterSexSelfies Will Make You Reconsider The Importance Of Selfies

    Is this the end of humanity as we know it or a brilliant way to pry into another people’s bedrooms…

    Does sex happen so rarely that you need to document that it happened?

    2014 was the year of the selfie, 2015 was the year of the selfie stick will 2016 be the year of the after sex selfie?
    The results are a mixed bag, but this could be potentially the best thing ever. It does raise two questions; firstly we’re wondering why none of these people are eating a cheese sandwich (which is what we always do after gland to gland combat ) and secondly over share much?
    Here are the top 8 AfterSexSelfie types…

    The thumbs up…

    A job well done..

    The I’m Not Impressed

    Do it again and do it better.

    The Cuddle Smuggle

    Slightly exhausted but glowing in the goodness.

    The Smiler

    What have you done today to make you feel proud?

    The Hair Is Still Perfect

    Come on guys… you’re not supposed to look better than before you did the deed!

    The Smug

    Yes, I’ve had sex. You haven’t. Waa Waa

    The selfie aftersexselfie

    Probably the most common selfie picture…

    Keep Your Fluids Up

    It’s important y’all to keep hydrated…

    *inclusion in this list doesn’t indicate sexuality or any sexual activity

  • Do You Have A Gay Name? Christopher Voted Gayest Name

    Do You Have A Gay Name? Christopher Voted Gayest Name

    Christopher voted the most common gay name.

    ©-Ruslan117-Depositphotos
    ©-Ruslan117-Depositphotos

    Christopher voted by users of Ranker.com as the ‘gayest’ name.

     Jimmy or James voted second.

    Future names-scape of the LGBT Community could look quite different as Muhammad is the UK’s most popular name

    Names can conjure up all sorts of scenarios in your head. A romp in the hay with Brad, a good old pounding with Chud or an evening of poetry and crumpet with Quentin, but now we can reveal the 3 most common gay names.

    According to Ranker.com Christopher is the most common male name, followed by James/Jimmy and then Michael. The site asks users: What are the most common names for gays?

    According to the site you are most likely to have a relationship with a guy called Christopher. It’s a total mind melt, what would happen if two Christopher’s were to bed together. Chris squared one presumes.

    If you look into statistics however, and taking into account that 10% of the population is assumed not to be heterosexual, Muhammad, according to the Guardian, could the UK’s most popular name in 2014, followed by Oliver, Jack, Noah and Jacob. So the future LGBT+ -name-scape could look quite different.