It’s a New Year and supposedly a “New You” or as our friendly neighbourhood hunk Wesley Woods would say a “New Hoe”. But despite all our best efforts and resolutions to be a better version of ourselves, January just kinda sucks…
Let’s face it, it’s still winter and now we don’t have Christmas to get us through the cold days and long nights. It’s depressing! So how can we combat this? How can we keep on smiling through January? Well, I’m sure there is a scientific way of fighting through this bleak month of the year but I’ll be honest, science was never my strong suit. So instead I give you 5 pairs of underwear, that will not only make you smile but help show off all the hard work you’re putting into your resolutions. Let’s face it, if you feel sexy you feel good and this underwear fits the bill nicely!
1. Modus Vivendi: Festive Lux Brief (Black)
When Modus Vivendi call something luxury, you know it fits the bill! The satin fabric is perfectly tailored to mould to your booty and show off what your momma gave ya. While the dazzling waistband brings back memories of Christmas and New Year’s Eve, it’s like popping a bottle of Dom everytime you slip them on.
£30.50 from https://e-modusvivendi.com
2. J.J. Malibu: Jersey Mesh Jockstrap (Fire)
J.J. Malibu is known for being fun, quirky and most importantly sexy AF and there new Jersey Mesh Jockstrap collection is no exception! Self-proclaimed as being good for hoe time and working out, this cheeky little number will help you feel good hitting the gym and showing off your gains afterwards. We recommend wearing for leg day, for optimum results!
$16.95 USD from https://jjmalibu.com
3. Modus Vivendi: Greek Lux Brief (Blue)
Taking us back to ancient Greece, this brief not only looks great but feels great too. Perfectly caressing that booty and holding your crown jewels on prominent display. It truly does make you feel like a gladiator, ready for the arena of the modern world. Just make sure to keep your weapon sheathed, London isn’t as liberal as ancient Greece!
£31.83 from https://e-modusvivendi.com
4. Garcon Model: Miramar Brief
Black and gold is a timeless classic, reminiscent of luxury past and present. This brief although simple is anything but basic! Garcon Model are experts in making the ordinary not so ordinary. Their luxury fabrics and expert tailoring, guarantee a perfect fit and luxury feel throughout their entire range. Perfect for slipping on underneath your suit, this brief is guaranteed to give you the confidence you need to conquer the working day!
£23.00 from https://uk.garconmodel.com
5. Sukrew: Roxwell Jock
Sukrew aka Sexual Unity Krew is known for being innovative in their approach to sexy menswear and their new Roxwell Jock is no exception. By bringing the elastic jock straps forward the focus is drawn to your package, which has been dramatically enhanced by the lifting and supportive pouch. Ideal for showing off in the locker room, you never know they may even help you find Mr Right or Mr Right Now!
£13.99 from https://www.sukrew.com
If Carrie Bradshaw lived in London and had a penis, she’d be a pretty close match to myself. Twenty-something journalist making far too many mistakes in love and with a passion for grooming, fitness and fashion.