That’s right folks, “You can’t stop progress” as Muriel’s Wedding is to be made into a new musical stage show adapted to stage by, “What a coincidence”, it’s the original film’s writer and director PJ Hogan.
The show will feature all those much loved ABBA numbers whilst both the script and Muriel herself will be re-set in 2017. Will marriage be easier to find in this new world of social media and app dating?
Speaking to AussieTheatre.com.au PJ Hogan said, “I’ve been asked many times to put Muriel’s Wedding on stage and I’ve always said no – mainly because the film seemed to do what I wanted it to do, and has somehow resisted the obscurity that time and changing fashions are apt to visit upon everything and everyone. So why tempt fate and invite Muriel (and a singing Muriel, at that) to cavort in 2017?
“Back in 1994 Muriel had a problem that seemed peculiar to her… how do you become famous (that is loved/admired/envied by all) when you have no discernible talent, no achievements, and when no one believes in you except you? The new millennium has provided the tools for dreamers afflicted by obscurity: Twitter, FaceBook, Instagram, You Tube, not to mention that Hogwarts for the irrelevant, Reality TV.
“Muriel was born to be a Millennial. So a Millennial she has become. Who sings.”
Sadly the tickets prices may be a little ‘sky-high’ for us Brits as the world premier takes place at the Roslyn Packer Theatre, Sydney, Australia. Though fingers are crossed for a speedy export to the UK.
If you are travelling out there next year from the 20th Nov – 30th Dec 2017, then you can pre-book tickets at: SydneyTheatre.com.au
They are an essential part of life with most of us going through at least four or five pairs a year. So, we’ve taken a look at some of the hottest trainers available this summer to not only support your feet on those long summer days out but to also make sure you’re looking your best. You can tell a lot about a man by his footwear!
The sun has finally started to shine through like the South of France, the new garden smoker has been lit, the guests are turning up… Twiggy… Kate Moss… Giorgio… so just what on Earth are you going to serve them? They don’t drink tap water… They’re not boring old, toilet going, tap water drinkers sweetie… no. They want a proper hard kick from something classy, sophisticated and absolutely fabulous.
As a kid growing up I was always fascinated with the muscular bare chested men in Disney films. As an adult, sadly these fascinations have stuck with me. Yes I admit, cartoon men in unrealistic realms do it for me. So who were your Disney crushes? Which characters did you wish were gay?
1. Aladdin – Aladdin
A flying carpet, knows someone who can get you anything you want – no questions asked – and a pet monkey. None of these even matter when you have a toned body, smooth and waiting to have baby oil rubbed in all over! Ok, I’m good, he’s just a drawing… When will someone show me the world?
2. Tarzan – Tarzan
He may be a swinger but who wouldn’t want to live in the trees? Holding on to his warm muscular body feeling the wind in your hair, before returning to the tree house for forest fruits, waterfall wine and a game of ‘what’s being smuggled in the loin cloth’.
3. Prince Charming – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Just one kiss would break the spell. Just one kiss. Some guys it takes 7 pints to break the spell! How could any man not fall for this dashing well presented man. A stack of cash, flash transport and a large castle. I’ve always wanted to live in a castle.
4. Bashful – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
How could any man resist those eyes? Ok so the charm may wear off after 5 minutes and you may end up wanting to slap him and scream ‘Oh for goodness sake get a grip’, yet there is some charm here and at least he’ll be out all day working. May want to buy him a razor for Christmas.
5. Prince Eric – The Little Mermaid
Another good looking prince, quite possibly the twin brother of Aladdin… Muscular and rich this Prince would make a perfect hubby, just don’t take him shopping for a garden pond, it may bring back past problems he’s faced falling in love with sea-creatures and that took a lot of counselling to correct.
6. Lucius Best – The Incredibles
What a hunk and he comes in his own lyrca suit – which happens to be right up there in perfect boyfriend material along with financial security, emotional stabilty and the ability to drive. Also Lucius has the ability to make ice on demand – perfect for our Long Island Ice Teas and G&Ts.
7. Prince Edward – Enchanted
CREDIT: Disney
What can I say, he’s a Prince and I’ve always loved a man in velvet. You’d have to be careful with this one though, one minute he’s in the real world, next he’s in the realms of fantasy… hmm maybe not that bad after all. Can be a little clumsy but that only adds to his charm.
8. Sulley – Monsters Inc
CREDIT: Disney
Look who’s coming out the closet. The Ultimate Bear. An interesting colour choice, which may not go down too well at XXL, but would be every baby bear’s dream. Cuddly, a great laugh and when required able to fight off any of life’s problems with an almighty roar!
9. Woody – Toy Story
CREDIT: Disney
Wouldn’t we all love a woody in our life? Always up and ready for action, this go get ’em cowboy may not be top of the list for fashion or designer labels but he is very good with a rope.
10. Donald Duck – Cartoons
Usually dressed as a sailor and often enjoys a good joke, at other peoples’ misfortunes, this little duck just needed some male companion to keep him out of trouble (or get him into more). However he is prone to tantrums when things don’t go his way so requires someone very patient.
This week a concerned reader from Kings Lynn finds out about his new bae’s interest in light bondage. Aunty responds the only way she knows how…
Aunty,
I met a guy online and he seemed my type, funny, smart and was self sufficient. However after a few dates he started telling me he’s into light bondage and would I be into trying?
I’ve never done this before and am scared it could hurt.
What I should do?
Thanks,
Kev.
Kev dear,
Key here is he said “light bondage”. He didn’t say he wanted to lock you up for a week with a live kipper tied to your balls.
Likely hood is he’ll want to tie your hands, maybe some gentle spanking, and then give you the ride of your life. I’m actually quite jealous. If it doesn’t work out then let me know and I’ll be happy to take your place! Of course, remember to have a safe word to stop the exploring should you get uncomfortable.
This doesn’t always work though.
I once had a guy slinged up who kept crying “lemons”.
I’d inserted four of the bloody things up him before I remembered, that was our safe word and not a request. But I’m sure you’ll be fine.
Have fun.
xx
If you’d like to get in touch for a real honest bit of advice the contact me at: DrunkenLush@TheGayUK.com
We can only imagine what the film decision process for making a film like Deadpool is like for Ryan Reynolds…
‘What colour’s the suit?’ It’s Green, ‘Hell yes, I’ll do it’. It’s now Red, ‘Sign me up’. We’re re-making The Mask, It’s bright Yellow, ‘Sign me up’… Ok, we’re not sure about this, but someone who can answer for Ryan Reynolds is Ryan Reynolds.
It seems that on departure he did take a number of gifts home with him,
“I kept two things, the stuffed unicorn wearing ass-less leather chaps and the Deadpool suit because I waited 10 years to do the film so I’m keeping the f*cking suit.
His favourite colour is “Estelle Getty” but his favourite hair belonged to Zyan Malik. Post haircut Ryan asked, “Love to know where the discarded hair is and how it might be purchased. It’s not for a friend. It’s for me.”
It’s not just Zyan on the obsession list as he could “definitely imagine doing something with Spiderman at some point… (Looks dreamingly into space)”.
This fantasy of other Superheros continued when asked who was better – Iron Man or Captain America, he answered, “We’re talking about exotic dancing, right?”
When asked to reassure a young boy, who was underage to see Deadpool, his comforting words were, “We’re all just blood filled meat puppets marching inexorably towards death. Or Florida.”
Deadpool is in cinemas now
rated 15.
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It’s been a difficult job, cracking, sampling and savouring the many chocolate delights available this coming Easter, but an equally important one. Here are our Top 10 Easter Eggs
With so much choice on the market, ranging from pence to hundreds of pounds, we’ve brought you the best of a bunch that taste fantastic whilst not cracking the bank account. You’ll go nuts for the white chocolate and coconut of the aptly named Coconut Egg, which also comes with some tasty truffles.
If you live a dairy, wheat free or vegan life then the orange Moo Free Egg is for you.
The sneaky folk at Chococo have hidden large chunks of honeycomb to the inside walls of their milk chocolate egg. You’ll certainly feel warm after a wee dram of whisky and chocolate from the Famous Names Egg. Beautifully presented comes the sea salt caramel truffles and egg from Prestat. Liquorice lovers will fall head over heals for these delicious liquorice truffles coated in chocolate and edible silver.
Nothing beats the crisp mint of the Elizabeth Shaw Egg and chocolates. The Chocolate Dippy Eggs are perfect for someone who likes to share their treats with six chunky chocs in a pack. A beautiful self standing egg shaped tin from Maxim’s is filled with praline balls that’ll melt most hearts. Finally, the unusual panel shaped egg from Bettys is made with dark chocolate and tastes as good as it looks. Enjoy!
Top 10 Easter Eggs
1. The Coconut Egg, white chocolate with toasted coconut – Tesco £10.00
2. Moo Free Orange Egg – Holland and Barrett £4.99
This week the internet’s most vicious agony aunt helps or hinders a reader who finds that his boyfriend has pictures of other men’s penises on his phone.
Aunty
Dear Aunty,
I’ve been seeing a guy for about 3 months now and the other night I was looking through his phone and found pictures of another guys c**k. Should I talk to him about this or put it down to men being men? Joe.
Dearest Joe
There’s nothing less exciting in life than men sending each other pictures of their bits and bobs. Yes it’s a dangly bit of flesh, some big, some small, some decorated with silver jewels, but in the end it’s a picture. Nothing beats the feel, the smell, the taste of the real thing and if the new bf is busying himself with pics of others, which may just be fantasies, or more, then it’s time to kick him to the curb and find yourself a man who’ll give you his full, hard loving attention… hopefully over and over again!
