This week a concerned reader from Kings Lynn finds out about his new bae’s interest in light bondage. Aunty responds the only way she knows how…

Aunty,

I met a guy online and he seemed my type, funny, smart and was self sufficient. However after a few dates he started telling me he’s into light bondage and would I be into trying?

I’ve never done this before and am scared it could hurt.

What I should do?

Thanks,

Kev.


Kev dear,

Key here is he said “light bondage”. He didn’t say he wanted to lock you up for a week with a live kipper tied to your balls.

Likely hood is he’ll want to tie your hands, maybe some gentle spanking, and then give you the ride of your life. I’m actually quite jealous. If it doesn’t work out then let me know and I’ll be happy to take your place! Of course, remember to have a safe word to stop the exploring should you get uncomfortable.

This doesn’t always work though.

I once had a guy slinged up who kept crying “lemons”.

I’d inserted four of the bloody things up him before I remembered, that was our safe word and not a request. But I’m sure you’ll be fine.

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Have fun.

xx

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