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  • This Is Not A Drill: Kylie To Switch On Oxford Street Christmas Lights

    Gentlegays… Kylie is turning on the Christmas lights on Oxford Street this weekend.

    Gay icon Kylie is to turn on all 750,000 of the Oxford Street Christmas lights on the 1st November. The hugely anticipated event kicks off from 5.30pm. The switching on will take place from outside the PANDORA Marble Arch Flagship store.

    The iconic event promises to excite and entertain shoppers from start to finish with a stellar line up of live performances from some of the UK’s freshest and coolest acts including Foxes, Fleur East, Ben Haenow and Gabrielle Aplin as well as a member of the cast of Matilda The Musical.

    This year’s event will be held on a traffic–free Sunday – inviting families, shoppers and visitors alike to enjoy the start of their Christmas shopping in an enhanced environment along West Oxford Street from 2pm. What’s more over forty high street stores have joined forces to offer exclusive discounts, in-store events and on-street activity for this special day only – free shopping tickets can be downloaded at oxfordstreet.co.uk/oxstshines.

  • Justin Bieber Offered $1 MILLION To Make A Dildo From His Dong

    A dildo maker in the United States has offered Justin Bieber $1 million to advertise its Clone-Your-Own Willy service.

    The star, whose penis recently became the talk of the town has apparently been offered $1 million to represent Clone-A-Willy – a firm which allows customers to clone their own penises and make them into dildos.

    Despite saying that he felt super violated by the candid pap shot taken whilst on holiday in Bora Bora, the Biebs did joke that he was suffering ‘shrinkage’ on the day the photo was taken.

    A letter sent to Bieber’s commercial agent from Clone-A-Willy said,

    “Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. You can only imagine … a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and “Clone-A-Willy” in West Hollywood. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his “dating” life.

    “We know that Justin is a big celebrity and our offer is commiserate [sic] with someone of his enormous stature,” the letter continues. “We are offering Mr. Bieber a million dollars to endorse ‘Clone-A-Willy.’ “

    So would you buy a Justin Dildo?

  • That Awkward Time Demi Lovato Sang With A Boner

    That Awkward Time Demi Lovato Sang With A Boner

    You have to hand it to Demi. She can pretty much perform anywhere and with anything as she proved recently with a pop up performance in a gay bar in NYC.

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  • The Rich Kids: One Direction Made £200,000 Per Day Last Year

    The boys in One Direction raked in more than £200,000 PER DAY last year, staggering figures have revealed.

    A sellout tour, bumper record sales and lucrative merchandising saw revenue at their company 1D Media Limited rise by 50 per cent to £73.7 million.

    Post-tax profits for the group rocketed by 830 per cent from £3.75 million to £34.98 million.

    The company, which lists heartthrobs Niall, Liam, Harry, Louis and Zayn as sole directors and shareholders, now has assets worth more than £57 million.

    Despite the bumper figures, none of the singers took dividends and instead were paid annual salaries of just £109,722 each.

    But the group wouldn’t have been short of cash – in 2013 they took out £28.1 million between them in “remuneration”.

    Records from Companies House state the main source of income is from touring, merchandising and recording.

     

    The ‘Where We Are Tour’ saw the band play 69 gigs around the world in 2014, while more than 3.2 million fans bought the album ‘Four’.

    They also racked up administrative expenses of £28.5 million – which could have gone on taking them around the world on private jets and putting them up in the poshest hotels.

  • 7 Celebs Who Have Been Outted As Having Smaller Penises

    There are those celebrities who don’t feel the need to brag about their penis size… Here are a few that have come out or outted by their exes for their apparently smaller wangs.

    Robbie Williams recently admitted not having the biggest willy in the world. Speaking to the Sun on Sunday he said,

    “It’s not a small c**k, I’ve got massive thighs and it’s an optical illusion’. It’s not though, it really is quite small! ”So if I had an extra inch and a half, I’d be a naturist.”

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  • Justin Bieber More Hung Than The Photos Showed

    No one likes a brag, but Justin Bieber has told Access Hollywood that he’s actually more hung than the pap pictures showed and that he shrinkage in the photos.

    The world got to see Justin Bieber’s peen last week and it’s been the topic of conversation ever since. However the singer has said that his penis is actually more hung than the pap pictures. (yes you read that right, more hung).

    Speaking to Billy Bush on Access Hollywood, he joked,

    “That was shrinkage for me,”

    However the singer did say that the pictures, taken of him on holiday in Bora Bora, had left him feeling violated, he said,

    “My first thing was like…how can they do this? Like, I feel super violated. Like, I feel like I can’t step outside and feel like I can go outside naked. Like, you should feel comfortable in your own space… especially that far away,”

     

  • Bette Midler Calls Out Justin Bieber’s Dad Over Penis Size Comment

    The iconic singer Bette Midler has called out Justin Bieber’s Dad after he tweeted his pride over Bieb’s peen size.

    Last week Justin Bieber made a huge splash after a pap’s long lens photo of him emerging from a hot hub naked. Millions of people made their own comments about the Canadian’s size and shape including the singer’s own father.

    His father wrote,

     

    @justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy ☺️

    — Jeremy Bieber (@JeremyBieber) October 9, 2015

     

    However First Wives Club star Bette Midler, never one to not say it how it is, put in her two cents worth slamming the father for his behaviour towards his son.

    She tweeted:

    .@justinbieber dad tweeted he’s proud of his son’s penis size. I think the biggest dick in this situation is the dad who abandoned his son.

    Justin Bieber was brought up by his mum and has openly spoken about the parental guidance he missed by not having his father around.

  • Twitter Saw Justin Bieber Peen and Went Crazy

    It had to happen the Bieber Peen has finally been spotted…

    After years of close calls and staged naked photos, Justin Bieber’s penis has been exposed and Twitter went insane for it. Now we’re not going to show the pictures here… But by clicking here you’ll get to see plenty of Justin apendage.

    The sneaky shots of the 21-year-old Canadian were taken by a super long range pap whilst holidaying with Jayde Pierce in Bora Bora – and the star has yet to comment on the pictures.

     

  • Benedict Cumberbatch Celebrates Diversity In The UK

    Benedict is joined by other national treasures including The Beatles, William Shakespeare, Arctic Monkeys and Banksy.

    CREDIT: S. Buckley
    CREDIT: S. Buckley

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  • Ray The Gay Builder Gets Married

    Gaydio-celebrity, eastender, ex-boxer, and pink helmet-donner Ray Bulloch the self-proclaimed first openly gay builder has just tied the rainbow-knot.

    Ray sprinkled his fairy dust all over the press last year when his fifteen-year-old building company came screwing, hammering and drilling its way out the closet, pink transit van in tow.
    We’ve all heard: “Why have a gay friendly builder, when you can have a friendly gay builder” – that’s our Ray.
    Bulloch met his long term partner Micky (Michael Watson), 52 who works in the theatre, fifteen years ago on an AOL chat room. Their first date was a trip to London’s Victoria to see Bombay Dreams at the Apollo – Ray said, “we are like chalk and cheese, but it was love at first sight”.
    Ray and Micky decided to walk down the Chelsea Town Hall aisle on Sunday 27th September at 1pm – not only because they love each other, but they wanted to give one another peace-of-mind if anything happened in the future. Bulloch said, “Micky doesn’t have a big family, and now he will”.
    Ray decided to lose the pink tool belt, helmet and drill and opted for matching grey, with subdued light grey over check, Hugo Boss whistle-and-flutes – with of course, matching powder pink shirts and cerise pink paisley ties.
    The wedding reception was held at Bluebird on the Kings Road, a handful of confetti throw away from the wedding venue. Bulloch said “I just want our 50 guest to celebrate our wonderful day”.
    The only sad thing about the day is that Reggie (a shiatsu), Scooby (half staffie half english bull terrier), Ronnie (tabby cat), Louise (a one-eyed cat) and Elvis (a blasphemous parrot) couldn’t attend – they all live with the newlyweds and are a big part of their family.

    No doubt the five family members that weren’t allowed at the wedding, were treated to a piece of the Choccywoccydoodah wedding cake when Ray carried Micky over the threshold.

  • Designer Marco Morante Pays Homage To Kim Davis – Sort Of

    Renowned fashion designer Marco Morante gave Kim Davis centre stage at the showing of his Spring 2016 collection, well sort of.

    Morante raised eyebrows and smiles by wearing a simple black t-shirt with a picture of Kim Davis on it at the exhibition of his 2016 spring fashion show.

    However the picture had been doctored and someone added a big black dildo, complete with massive balls to the picture, making it look like the anti-gay marriage Rowan County clerk is celebrating the power of sex toys.

    The clerk, who has married four times, holds a strong religious belief that same-sex couples should not be afforded marriage licenses, despite it being the law of the land, and has stated that she should be exempt from discharging that part of her job. She spent 6 days in jail because of her refusal to sign or give out licenses to gay couples last month.

    During his recent trip to the United States, the Pope allegedly, according to Ms. Davis’ lawyer met with her and “thanked” her for her courage and told her to “keep strong”.