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  • Brilliant Cell Block Tango Parody For Law Breaker Kim Davis

    She had it coming… She ran into the law. Mother records brilliant Cell Block Tango parody for Kim Davis, the Kentucky clerk who refused to give marriage licenses to gay men.

    Kim Davis is currently serving jail time for refusing to fulfil a court-mandated requirement of her job – to give marriage licenses. The clerk claims that her religious beliefs should excuse her from serving the licenses to same-sex couples.

    A mother, Lauren Mayer, AKA PsychoSuperMom’ has uploaded this amazing parody of the Chicago song Cell block Tango calling it Homophobe Tango, (she had it coming).

     

    Changing the words to the original she sang,

    “She had it coming, she had it coming, in jail is where she’s got to stay… the law she tested, and got arrested, discrimination is not okay.”

    “You know how some bigots have these annoying habits that get you down? Like the county clerk who likes to read her Bible – no, not read, THUMP.

    “She was always thumping her Bible. Especially when she didn’t want to give gay couples a marriage license.

    “The county said she had to, she thumped. The state told her to, she thumped. The Supreme Court said she had to! She thumped. She thumped all the way to contempt of court.”

  • Austin Armacost Shaves Head For Gail Porter

    Reality Prince Austin Armacost has shaved his head to show solidarity with presenter Gail Porter.

    Celebrity Big Brother’s Austin Armacost has shaved his head in an act of solidarity for Gail Porter who emotionally admits her confidence has taken a knocking because of her hair loss. In 2005 Porter developed alopecia totalis, losing all her hair.

    In a conversation in the garden Gail said,

    “I feel extremely ugly. I’ve dealt with no hair for a long time. Sometimes I don’t feel so pretty.”

    The out reality star responds,

    “some women here are gorgeous. Within 20 secs of knowing these women, they’re awful…you’re the most strong, independent woman I’ve known. You are an amazing human being.”

    Natasha adds,

    “you are the most amazing person, my best friend in here.”

    Gail asks if anyone would shave their hair off. Austin tells her, “Gail, I would be honoured for you to shave my head. You are the most amazing person with or without hair.”

    Gail emotionally shaves his hair off while Austin tells her,

    “I don’t give a sh*t what people think. You are the most awesome human being. This is how important hair is Gail…this is something that’s not important. I don’t give a sh*t because you’re the same person you are without hair. I’m the same person I was when I had hair.”

    Later in the diary room Austin admits how important his hair is to him saying,

    “Gail is such an amazingly strong person. If I can do this for two weeks, three weeks, two days, however long I’m here. My hair is so important to me. I don’t give a sh*t. But if this is something that makes her happy.”

    He cries,

    “my husband is going to love me when I come out this house.”

  • THEATRE REVIEW | F*cking Men

    I was all set in my mind to hate this; I imagined it being hammy, awkward and amateur. It was, after all, a play about gay sex lives to be performed in the back of a pub. I had images in my mind of either uncomfortable soft-core porn or over-pretentious dramatics involving a man in clown makeup reading poetry and eating an apple.

    The play follows the intertwining lives of 10 gay men, tackling the usual gay issues of fidelity, trust and sex. Yes, of course, there’s a character who’s an escort in there. It wouldn’t be gay theatre if there wasn’t.

    The setting was simple, if amateurish, reminding me of the various performances we put on during A-level drama exam week. Although if the boys in my school looked ANYTHING like the cast I would never have left.

    Which brings us on to the most important part, the cast. They were fantastic. Those who weren’t stunningly gorgeous were hilarious and heartfelt. In fact many were gorgeous and heartfelt, a combination you don’t actually see in real life… so maybe a bit of realism lost there. Some of the acting was a little laboured; feeling over the top and out of place for such a small and intimate setting. When there were fight scenes you heard the fake slap, and when there were screaming matches you got wet. And not in a good way.

    The initial intimacy of the play can be a bit overwhelming, but the rhythm of the scene changes is consistently good and you’re easily moved from one character’s story to another. Some of the best characters aren’t introduced until towards the end, by that I mean both the funniest character and then arguably the hottest character. Despite its low budget, the show is still appealing to a wide audience, nothing too gay niche to prevent the characters from being relatable.

    I am forced to wonder, however, if the play would have been as engrossing if the cast weren’t as beautiful as they were. The good thing is you don’t need to find out.

    Entertaining and full of eye-candy. Go and see F*cking Men at the King’s Head Theatre, Islington before the end of it’s run in September (extended for another month due to popular demand).

    Worth it even if you’re just looking for new entries in your spank bank.

  • BOOK REVIEW | Expose

    Exposé is a triumph for first-time novelist Paul Ilett.

    Welcome to the world of news media, particularly the murky world of the tabloid: celebrity reporting, the relentless stalking of VIPS, undermining of governments and exposing political hypocrisy are all just a part of a another hum-drum day at the office activity.

    This is a world where the saucy details of personalities, peers and people of note are exposed for the world’s entertainment. Sometimes you don’t even have to be famous to get your unwelcome share of the limelight.

    Paul Ilett’s brand new book Exposé whips and slams newsprint media with a savvy, electric and clever exposé of the shady world of selling tomorrow’s fish and chip paper. With the Leveson enquiry still biting the industry, and the crash of the News Of The World still fresh in our memories, Exposé is a well timed reminder that all eyes are on the tabloids that trade in smut, in order to shift copies. We’ve been promised reform and self-regulation, but is that what we’re getting or is it just business as usual?

    The Daily Ear, thinly veiled for what reads like a real life title, is under attack when openly gay, hugely popular actor Adam Jaymes (think a British Jonathan Groff mixed with Matt Bomer), wages war against the infamous tabloid. He’s got a personal vendetta against the columnists, editors and owners of the rag – and he’s treating them to their own medicine, with a number of well-orchestrated, scandalous exposés of various members of the Daily Ear’s editorial team and the Harvey News Empire, the owners of the paper.

    Brilliantly observed (the author is a former journalist), and devilishly demanding, Ilett’s debut is a f**king riot, can’t-pit-it-downer, that the huge media empires should be worried about.

     

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  • WATCH Eddie Redmayne Transform For His New Film Danish Girl

    Hollywood star Eddie Redmayne looks amazing in the brand new trailer that has been released for his forthcoming film Danish Girl.

     

    Set in the 1920s and based on a true story, the movie is a love story about how Einar’s artist wife Gerda Waud persuaded Einar to pose for her in women’s clothes after one of her models failed to show. Later known as Lili Elbe, he then underwent a series of experimental operations in Germany to confirm her sex as female and live as her true authentic self in the 1930s.

    Redmayne has revealed that he had spoken to members of the trans community to research the role and added,

    “I think it’s the most sensitive role I have ever played. The danger of surgery was so extreme then, and it was such a brave thing that Einar did.”

    ‘The Danish Girl’ is set for a cinema release at the end of this year, and in time for maybe a second Oscar Nomination for one of our favorite actors.

     

     

  • Austin And James The Most Likely To “F”

    Rumours and gossip are all the rage and Celebrity Big Brother’s Jenna Jameson thinks that James and Austin are the couple most likely to “F”

    Speaking with Teen Mom Farrah and Janice Dickinson, former porn star Jenna Jameson commented on the blossoming bromance between former Apprentice star James Hill and reality star Austin Armacost, saying:

    ‘The only two people that are like getting sexually crazy are the two guys together. It’s so ironic. We are like these sexually powerful girls and ….they are the most likely to F.’

    Later on, during a discussion with James, Jenna quizes him about his bedroom antics with Austin saying,

    “I heard this whole thing last night, he was like naked in your bed asking you to massage his hamstring, he pulled down his pants…I don’t know why you don’t shut it down.”

     

    James replied,

    “He has not tried to come on to me once…the minute he tries to f***ing try and touch me I’ll be in bed with Bobby Davro.”

  • PROBLEM AUNTY | Is My Cock Too Small For Porn?

    This month Aunty’s bag contains a letter from a reader who wants to be pornstar, but doesn’t quite have the right tools.

    Dear Aunty,

    I want to be a pornstar but have been told that I don’t have the right sized cock. What do you think?

    Perry, Cardiff

    Dear Perry,

    Thank you for the picture you sent me. It took a while to work out what it was at first but after a good magnifying glass over I realised it was your wilting John Thomas. The good thing about pornography is that no matter what you look like or what fantasies you have, there will bound to be a market somewhere for someone like you to fit in. Remember it’s not always about the size you’ve got it’s where you, well, I guess in your case rub it. As you sent the front view only I would assume you see yourself as more of a top figure, however, I would recommend if you want to get into the business, bend over and start sitting on as many people and objects you can find. That’s how I started. I ended up with such good grip down there I could build myself a flatpack Ikea table in just five minutes! I was an internet hit with AuntyAssembles.com

    Aunts xxx

  • Is There A Budding Bromance Between James Hill And Austin Armacost?

    Things look like they’re hotting up between former Apprentice star, James Hill and Austin Armacost.

    Despite James Hill identifying as straight and Austin Armacost being married there’s an undeniable closeness that has grown between the two celebs. It wouldn’t be the first time that a straight and gay man became close during a Big Brother season. In the US version of the show Ariana Grande’s brother, Frankie Grande found a budding bromance with Zach Rance.

    From James sticking up for Austin when Tila threatened to turn him straight, to the pair becoming the first celebs to strip off in the house, to the pair sharing a bath time together, the lads have certainly clicked.

    However James drew the line at massaging Austin’s hamstring… It has to be said, we’ve tried that ploy before…

  • X FACTOR Ratings Down, Celebrity Big Brother Levelled

    Ratings for ITV’s flagship singing competition were down for the launch show, by a whopping 2 million – so were all the changes worth it?

    With half a new judging panel including openly gay Nick Grimshaw the latest viewing figures don’t make for good reading despite all the usual talk of change, upping the game and far-reaching promo for the new series. The new judging panel includes Rita Ora, Nick Grimshaw and Simon Cowell. Cheryl Fernandez-Versini joins the panel despite being voted by Heat readers as the panellist they’d least like to see return.

    X Factor’s first show suffered a near 2 million audience drop, year on year, taking 7.11 million viewers from 8PM. In 2014 the first show received 9.03 million viewers. However, the show did dominate Saturday night TV with nearly 40% audience share.

    Celebrity Big Brother’s debut on Channel 5 was watched by 2.2 million people, which is just down on the 2.4 million people who watched the previous year’s launch.

  • Austin Armacost And James Hill Strip Off On The First Night

    It’s just the first night and already our celebrities are stripping off.

    Hottie openly gay Austin Armacost and former Apprentice star James Hill stripped off for a cheeky dip in the pool.

    As things heated up in the Celebrity Big Brother between the new arrivals, James and Austin stripped off to show their trunks styles for a dip in the pool.

    Austin had to fend off advances from Tila Tequila, who asked if she could change his sexuality from gay to straight and threatened to “sit on his face.”

  • Tila Tequila Removed From The House Over Social Media Comments

    Myspace celebrity Tila Tequila has been removed from the Big Brother house after comments that she released on social media made her position in the house “untenable”

    A spokesperson for Channel 5 said,

    “Unfortunately, Channel 5 and Endemol did not know about the views and attitudes Tila had expressed in social media postings prior to her involvement in Celebrity Big Brother.

    When they were brought to our attention, she was called to the Diary Room for a discussion with producers and was subsequently removed from the house.

    The views Tila had expressed, and permitted to remain uncorrected, are totally unacceptable and, accordingly, her continued involvement in the programme was untenable.”

    In December 2013 Tila had her Facebook account closed because of a “pro-Hitler” article called “Why I Sympathize with Hitler: Part I”.

    The MySpace star argued that her article was not anti-Semitic, and was instead a tribute to “a man who was not a coward, [but] stood up for his country in a DESPERATE TIME OF NEED”.

    She posted comments and a picture of herself in a Nazi costume in front of a picture of Auschwitz. Her page has been re-instated, and she has over 2 million likes.