Do you really know how to measure your penis?

So apparently the average size of a man’s erect penis is 5.1 inches – and you might be surprised to know that erection size differs quite wildly across the globe – however is everybody measuring from the same place?

How measure your penis
CREDIT: Davey Wavey / YouTube


So are you a tip to pubic bone or tip to ball bag man?  Each of those measurements will give off wildly different lengths… so topless internet sensation Davey Wavey has enlisted the help of adult star Jake Bass to help standardise the way in which men measure their junk…

Davey suggested the following algorithm – for length you measure from the top of the pubic area to your knee – giving you a standard length of over 18 inches and for girth you times the actual length by 2.5.

According to a survey released in 2015 only three per cent of men worldwide have a penis that’s larger than 8 inches.


The correct way to measure is from the tip to bottom of pubic bone.

Do you lie when your disclosing your penis length?

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