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LOOK AT ME | Bowie Jane

MISS U HATE U singer Bowie Jane singer stopped by The Gay UK gin palace for a little chat and well we got down to business to find out exactly how Gay she is!

1) What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve ever bought?

A BOTTLE OF WINE IN INDIA WHICH WOULD COST $7 IN AUSTRALIA BUT WAS $200 THERE – I WAS DESPERATE!

10/10 When a girls gotta drink she’s gotta drink!

 

2) Do you have any Gold Lame in your wardrobe?

OF COURSE! HOT PANTS, NOTHING LESS!

10/10 Kylie 2.0. Australian Check, Gold Hot Pants, Catchy pop tunes… We likey.

 

3) Can you complete passage from the gay bible?

“I’m spinning around /Move outta of my way…”

I KNOW YOU’RE FEELING ME CAUSE YOU LIKE IT LIKE THIS !

10/10 That was an easy one… (note to self… make it harder…)

 

4) Have you ever bottle blonded?

HMMM…. IT’S A SECRET!!

3/10 Secrets don’t get points. But we understand… shhhhhh

 

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5) Do you know what Sounding is?

I’M JUST A WEE INNOCENT GIRL YOU KNOW 😉

6/10 Because you’ve put a smiley face at the end, I think you know what we’re talking about… Don’t play coy with us!

 

6) What is a Boyzillian?

THAT’S OUCH EVEN FOR ME!! AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN AS B, S & C!

7/10 No Pain No Gain! We love an acronym

 

7) Have you ever brushed your teeth with a bottle of Jack?

I PREFER VODKA… BUT ONLY IF I CAN HEAR THE TICK TOCK OF THE CLOCK RUSHING ME OUT THE DOOR!

7/10 Dirrty. Everybody knows it’s Jack or Colgate.

 

8) The Universe’s gift to gay men is:

a) Lambrini (because boys can have just as much fun as girls) b) Kylie Minogue c) Hot days when lads take their tops off?

I’M GOING TO GO WITH B). BECAUSE SHE’S AN AUSSIE LIKE ME!

5/10 We were plugging for all 3… But yes the pop pint is a bit of a Godness to the Gays!

 

9) Did you kiss a girl and like it?

WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF THERE WAS SOME CHERRY CHAPSTICK!

7/10 The force is strong in this one…

 

10) Everyone should have a GBF (Gay Best Friend) because…

YOU WILL GET HONESTY, GREAT FASHION ADVICE, SOMEONE TO SHOP WITH, GO TO THE POOL WITH, A FRIEND TO PARTY ALL NIGHT WITH… AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, BRUNCH IN THE MORNING (WITH A BLOODY MARY!)

11/10 Honesty? Fashionable? A Pool? You clearly not been to Bedford. But we’ve given you 11 because any gal who wants to drink Bloody Maries first thing has to be awarded.
76/100

Over 3/4’s Gay. Bowie Jane is a girl who knows what she wants and delivers it with Sass. Which, at The Gay UK Gin Palace we love. Plus the girl spent $200 on a bottle of Ozzie Plonk. Love it. You can catch Bowie Jane live at Blackpool Pride and you can download the single MISS U HATE U from all bandcamp!


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