In what must be a walk in the park for the Pop princess Kylie, her brand new single rocks.

Edgier and more gritty than her usual, Timebomb oozes confidence and dare I say stands up well against the rest of Minogue’s huge back catalogue, quickly establishing itself as one of my Top 5 Kylie singles.

Gay Hit potential is included by cheeky “whoops” which we can already hear reverberating G-A-Y’s sweaty walls on a hot summery Friday night.

Do you wanna wanna / I wanna wanna / Dance like it was the last dance

It says what it does on the tin (which btw I hate that expression, note to self, don’t use again, dirty dirty editor)





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