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  • Do You Have Facial Faeces?

    Sporting a lumbersexual beard may not be as hot as you think according to a survey conducted by a TV news crew in New Mexico.

    When microbiologist John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics swabbed a few beards even he was shocked at what he discovered. Several of them contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

    Mr. Golobic announced that if there were similar samples in the water system, then it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

    ‘Those are the types of things you’d find in (fecal matter),’ he added.

    Urgh. So think twice before you kiss your man with his hairy face, unless of course you actually are turned on by this news.

    by @rogerwalkerdack

  • Metrosexual Is Out And Lumbersexual Is In

    The days of the well-groomed metrosexual man might soon be over as the “lumbersexual” trend takes precedence.

    Who exactly are they? Well, this is the new term for hot hipsters who look like lumberjacks?

    How do you spot them? The lumbersexual man is essentially an urban woodsman; he’s brawny, wears expensive flannel, has an impressive beard that is painstakingly unkempt and represents the ultimate sense of carefully calculated manliness.

    Where can you find them? Well certainly not in the forest chopping down trees. They hang out in hipster bars and instead of wielding an axe, they will probably be carrying a macbook pro.

    Are they gay? Well that is the $64000 question. Yes and No. This new trend has been adopted by straight men too, so you are going to have to trust your gaydar to find out before you start stroking his beard.