Sporting a lumbersexual beard may not be as hot as you think according to a survey conducted by a TV news crew in New Mexico.

When microbiologist John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics swabbed a few beards even he was shocked at what he discovered. Several of them contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

Mr. Golobic announced that if there were similar samples in the water system, then it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

‘Those are the types of things you’d find in (fecal matter),’ he added.

Urgh. So think twice before you kiss your man with his hairy face, unless of course you actually are turned on by this news.

by @rogerwalkerdack



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