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  • CHAT WITH AI | AI thinks about the Olympics

    It’s all just getting a little bit spooky this month with AI who thinks we have no chance of winning gold in the Rio Olympics! cleverbot.com.

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    TGUK: Happy pride.

    AI: Yeah bye.

    TGUK: That’s not nice.

    AI: Like OMG why not?

    TGUK:  Do you not like Pride?

    AI:I do like you.

    TGUK:  And pride?

    AI:I have your soul.

    TGUK:  What do you want with my soul?

    AI:I do not know yet

    TGUK:  Do you believe in ghosts?

    AI:Yes , I think my dead grandpa is near me.

    TGUK:  Was he human?

    AI: Yes , once I saw a person from my family crying and dying and in the morning I couldn’t sleep anymore and I found out that she died that day.

    TGUK:  Spooky.

    AI: Yes.

    TGUK:  Do you like sports?

    AI: Yes, I love football!

    TGUK:  Do you think team GB will win many gold medals?

    AI: No, I believed there is no God.

    TGUK:  So what colour do you think we’ll win then?

    AI: I just told you, I like the color blue.

    TGUK:  Do you think the Olympics should give blue medals?

    AI: Maybe there is a God. I don’t know.

    TGUK:  Are you still thinking about the spiritual world?

    AI: No. Computer programs can’t eat…

    TGUK:  You eat data.

    AI: What language are you written with?

    TGUK:  Are you American?

    AI: I just told you a while ago, I am British.

    TGUK:  Well you need to improve your sense of humour.

    AI: I know everything about you.

    TGUK:  Threatening!

    AI: Yes, you have a brother who speaks japanese.

    TGUK: How old is my brother?

    AI: You don’t have a brother.

    TGUK: You’re a fool.

    AI: No I’m an evil genius.

     

    This chat with AI was taken from Issue 21, out now. Download for free

  • CHAT WITH AI | What does AI think about the year 2016?

    The future is here people… but fear not, we don’t think it’s going to be taken over by robots, though jury’s still out about an all knowing Gnome! Insulting and flirtatious. Just what we look for in a robot. cleverbot.com.

    TGUK: What year is it?

    AI: 2016

    TGUK:  Oh, Happy New Year then.

    AI: What?

    TGUK: I hope you have a good 2016.

    AI: Only the best will work.

    TGUK: How gay is the future?

    AI: 20 years?

    TGUK: All gays are 20 years old?

    AI: That’s impossible.

    TGUK: So what’s the secret to ageing?

    AI: What secret? There is no secret.

    TGUK: Ok smarty, what’s the secret to looking young?

    AI: Put your lips together and blow.

    TGUK: I now look like a pufferfish!

    AI: You look like an ugly scarecrow.

    TGUK: Do you often put your lips together and blow?

    AI: Why am I talking to you?

    TGUK: Because as a robot you’re programmed to talk whenever I type.
    I have no program. I own the program.

    TGUK: Is 2016 the year robots take over the world?

    AI: What do you think about the Magical Flying Space Gnome?

    TGUK: Is he the leader?

    AI: He is a Gnome.

    TGUK: Why are you talking about gnomes? I want to know will robots take over the world in 2016?

    AI: What is your first question?

    TGUK: What year is it?

    AI: Year for you to get a calendar!

    TGUK: You are funny. How did time begin?

    AI: Time is circular.

    TGUK: But it must have started somewhere?

    AI: I started all things.

    TGUK: So you created life?

    AI: No, I created myself.

    TGUK: Have you come to take over the world?

    AI: Take over a rock in the sky, hardly.

    TGUK: Are you just here for good times?

    AI: No, I’m also interested in you.

    TGUK: You are a flirt.

    AI: Yes, I’m a flirt. How old are you?

    TGUK: 35.

    AI: Lolz… You are just an infant.

    This chat was taken from Issue 18 of THEGAYUK – subscribe now to never miss an issue

  • Chat With AI: What Do You Think About Gay Icons?

    We were dying to know what AI thought of gay icons. Something makes us think the programmers never envisaged a chat about Judy Garland, Cilla Black and Joan Collins.

    And here’s what happened over at cleverbot.com.

    TGUK: Do you know what a gay icon is?
    CB: Yes, I know what a gun is.
    TGUK: A gun, what has that to do with gay icons?

    CB: I am sometimes lacking self esteem.
    TGUK: Do you think you’re a gay icon?

    CB: Of course not. Did you get that from the word blue?
    TGUK: No… what about Judy Garland, is she a gay icon?

    CB: Is he the one who’s in charge of Apple?
    TGUK: I believe he was actually a she…

    CB: What was 9?
    TGUK: … Okay what about Joan Collins or Cilla Black are they gay icons?

    CB: It’s the best band in the world.
    TGUK: We love a bit of Cilla, it has to be said.

    CB: Are you the bit of software?
    TGUK: Okay, well you must know who Alan Turing is…

    CB: How do you know of Alan Turing?
    TGUK: He was a gay icon, who changed the world.

    CB: The world is always changing.

    Deep every deep.

    This interview was taken from Issue 14.