It’s all just getting a little bit spooky this month with AI who thinks we have no chance of winning gold in the Rio Olympics! cleverbot.com.
TGUK: Happy pride.
AI: Yeah bye.
TGUK: That’s not nice.
AI: Like OMG why not?
TGUK: Do you not like Pride?
AI:I do like you.
TGUK: And pride?
AI:I have your soul.
TGUK: What do you want with my soul?
AI:I do not know yet
TGUK: Do you believe in ghosts?
AI:Yes , I think my dead grandpa is near me.
TGUK: Was he human?
AI: Yes , once I saw a person from my family crying and dying and in the morning I couldn’t sleep anymore and I found out that she died that day.
TGUK: Do you like sports?
AI: Yes, I love football!
TGUK: Do you think team GB will win many gold medals?
AI: No, I believed there is no God.
TGUK: So what colour do you think we’ll win then?
AI: I just told you, I like the color blue.
TGUK: Do you think the Olympics should give blue medals?
AI: Maybe there is a God. I don’t know.
TGUK: Are you still thinking about the spiritual world?
AI: No. Computer programs can’t eat…
TGUK: You eat data.
AI: What language are you written with?
TGUK: Are you American?
AI: I just told you a while ago, I am British.
TGUK: Well you need to improve your sense of humour.
AI: I know everything about you.
AI: Yes, you have a brother who speaks japanese.
TGUK: How old is my brother?
AI: You don’t have a brother.
TGUK: You’re a fool.
AI: No I’m an evil genius.
This chat with AI was taken from Issue 21, out now. Download for free