You funny guys have put your heads together and come up with some great Valentineโs poems. Some strange, some romantic and some down right smutty! Have a great Valentineโs whatever you may be up to.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
We love all are readers,
Especially you!
By TGUK team
The First Time
The first time I loved forever was when you whispered my name,
And I knew at once you loved me for the me of who I am.
The first time I loved forever I cast all else aside,
And I bid my heart to follow be there no more need to hide,
For all my life and forever there’s a truth I will always know,
For when my world divides and shatters your love is where I’ll go.
By Wayne Mellor-whiley
Chew My Shoe
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
The dogs showed me no love,
And chewed up my shoe!
By MikeyMike
Doctor Loving Who?
A Darlek is Red,
The Tardis is Blue,
I want to run away,
And go time travelling with you!
By Jai Bluf
Jump Into Bed
Violets are Blue,
Roses are Red,
Forget Valentineโs
Letโs jump into bed.
By Tommy86
Love is Because…
Love isnโt a number, Love isnโt a time
Love isnโt a place and Love isnโt mine.
Love isnโt just yours, Love isnโt to keep,
Love isnโt to hide and Love isnโt to weep.
Love isnโt alone, Love isnโt afraid
Love isnโt by itself and Love isnโt kept in the shade.
Love isnโt bound by distance, Love isnโt just a game.
Love isnโt merely a nice word and Love isnโt always the same.
Love isnโt a simple definition, Love isnโt a word in a book.
Love isnโt something to say to make someone feel better,
And Love isnโt always in the places you look.
Love isnโt many things to many people,
But something holds for us.
No matter what people say or do,
Love IS – just because…
By Kenn Payne
Love and Wine
Alone again on Valentineโs
Oh what am I to do?
Save ยฃ30 on roses,
And have a bottle of wine for… erm one!
By JL
Fetish Valentines
Ropes are kinky,
Whips are fun,
Who wantโs to tie me up
And play with my bum?
By Naughty Squirrel