Our colleagues over at NewNowNext recently reignited the 90’s East Coast/West Coast rivalry, fought not over hip hop but homos. While I have nothing but love for American gays (I am one, after all), let’s be real: we all know that British gay men are the best gay men. Here’s just ten reasons why:

1.British gays are polite but direct

They know how to queue, which makes getting a drink so much easier. And you don’t have to be afraid to approach that cute guy at the club. If he’s not interested, he’ll let you know, but trust me: he’s very, very sorry about it.



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