2004 was an amazing year for music… These are the 12 songs you were probably totally dancing your tits off to in G-A-Y.

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Eric Prydz Call On Me

Why You Dance Your Tits Off To It:

Its over compress drum and bassline and that video just made you believe you could stretch and tone in a leotard.
Anastacia Left Outside Alone

Why You Dance Your Tits Off To It:

Stop being so basic. It’s Anastacia. That’s why.

 

Kelis Milkshake

Why You Dance Your Tits Off To It:

That bassline just made you move in ways that made your mother cry.

 

Destiny’s Child Lose My Breath

Why You Dance Your Tits Off To It:

This song’s drum beat literally made it the law to march in time.

 

Britney Spears Toxic

Why You Dance Your Tits Off To It:

Any reason to pretend you’re an air stewardess. Honestly what other reason do you need?

 

Kelis Trick Me

Why You Dance Your Tits Off To It:

Just made you wanna do the nasty. Giving it sass all the way.

 

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Christina Milian Dip It Low

Why You Dance Your Tits Off To It:

Why don’t they make music like this anymore…. Why?

 

Christina Aguilera featuring Missy Elliott Carwash

Why You Dance Your Tits Off To It:

We were being post-modern, sort of…

 

Natasha Beddingfield Single

Why You Dance Your Tits Off To It:

Because…

 

Victoria Beckham This Groove

Why You Dance Your Tits Off To It:

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Victoria threatened that this would be her last solo single. If it didn’t do well she’d never release another. So we dance like it was our last night on earth.

 

Britney Spears My Pergorative

Why You Dance Your Tits Off To It:

Britney suddenly got real.

 

Michelle McManus All This Time

Why You Dance Your Tits Off To It:

It wasn’t actually Michelle we were listening to. It was Titti La Camp

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