So … ever wondered what the celebs think of their Johnsons?

Willies come in all shapes and all sizes. Here’s what celebs have said about their own appendages – or what their significant others have said about them!

Robbie, not small – just big thighs…

Robbie Williams recently admitted not having the biggest willy in the world. Speaking to the Sun on Sunday he said,

“It’s not a small c**k, I’ve got massive thighs and it’s an optical illusion’. It’s not though, it really is quite small! ”So if I had an extra inch and a half, I’d be a naturist.”

 

Enrique Iglesias “I’m in the middle”

In 2014 Heartthrob Enrique Iglesias revealed to Cosmo that his girlfriend is sick of hearing about his penis size. He said,

“If I read one more thing on the internet about you having a small penis.… But she laughs it off. It’s funny. What’s the average penis size?”

When told it was five and a half inches he said,

“I’m in the middle.”

 

Justin Bieber, clean AF

He told Men’s Health recently,

“I feel like my penis is more clean than my fingers…”

Rightiho then.

 

Howard Stern – Pimple Peen

Howard Stern says he’s hung like a pimple. Enough said about that the better to be honest who compares their little Mr to a zit?

 

Jon Hamm – not impressed by the big willy talk

In a blog Hamm took matters into his own hands – and slammed the big P talk:

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason,” he says. “I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay off. I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner.

“There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock,

I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal … But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

 

Joel Domett’s actually released a statement!

His penis became very famous recently and released a statement about that Catfishing incident.

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Well, now he (sorry his penis) has written a statement about his new found fame and the perils of cyber sex.

“The following is a statement written by Joel’s Penis before it went, with Joel, into the Jungle. His Penis wrote this as damage limitation just in case pictures of it arose in the tabloids and on the internet while Joel was in there and Penis was unable to defend itself.

“Recently, after being a relative recluse for Joel’s entire life (with the exception of the odd drunken public appearance), after a stupid error on Joel’s part there are now pictures of me, ‘Joel’s part’ on the internet. I was quite happy being a completely unknown penis and this new found fame is frankly horrific for me and Joel, although we have both realised that it’s better to laugh about it than cry about it (Only Joel can Laugh but we can both cry…).”

“Joel was Catfished a long time ago by somebody pretending to be someone else on the internet and was lured into Skype sex. That Skype sex session turned out to be entirely fake and has come back to bite Joel in the ass (Joel’s Ass is a good friend of mine and also features in the video). It’s a genuinely horrific thing for another human being to do, to take advantage of what is private of someone’s life and make it public for everyone to see.

“He obviously chose to go into I’m a Celebrity Get me out of Here and people may argue that you are forfeiting a life of privacy with that choice, which he agrees with to a degree but there is a line. A cruelly obtained video of Joel ‘jerking off’ (you may prefer other terms such as ‘jerking the chain’, ‘strangling the monkey’, ‘washing the carrot’, ‘humiliating the unicorn’ or worst of all ‘masterbating’) in a beanie (seriously who wears a beanie when they ‘polish the bath taps’?! I’m supposed to be the only one who wears a hat during sex. He is a hideous human being and I’m embarrassed to be attached to him.) which he thought was private is crossing that line.

“This is a new type of crime and it’s not just happening to people of below average levels of fame like Joel. Below is a link to an interesting article from the BBC about the problem and the number for the Samaritans which is a good place to start to sort it out if it has happened to you.

 

Ashton Kutcher “Size doesn’t matter…”

Ashton Kutcher’s ex-girlfriend the late Brittany Murphy spoke to David Letterman about his and Demi Moore’s marriage she said, “I suppose the crux of their relationship means to him that age doesn’t matter and to her size doesn’t matter.”

She did following it up with a bunch of “kiddings”… but there’s always truth in a joke… isn’t there?

 

Tom Arnold not going to be penis shamed…

Tom Arnold, formerly married to Roseanne Barr was penis shamed by her after their divorce.

She revealed that he had a small pecker…  He sniped back,

“What’s small? Hell, even a 747 looks small if it lands in the Grand Canyon.”

We call that one all.

 

Jimmy Kimmel makes comparisons

Talk show host says that he compares his to other and even once said, that the vein in Tommy Lee’s penis was big than his whole dick!

 

Shia LeBeouf oversharing

Shia LaBeouf over shared in an interview with Playboy in 2009.

He spoke about the time he lost his V card – and tried to put a pillow under the girl.

It put her at an awkward angle and his Johnson wouldn’t go in. He went on to say, “I’m not extremely well-endowed and clearly this wasn’t the move”

 

Robert Pattinson’s implant!

Would it shock you to know that Robert Patterson used a penis implant? For his film Little Ashes, Rob said in an interview “I used a penis implant”