In my 20s I still had no sexual experience. This was not a lesson learned at school but with anonymous partners in public places.
The danger of getting caught was part of the initial thrill, until I moved on and became true to myself about who I was.
- I cum too quick. OMG, I have a one-shot willy with a “hair trigger!”
- Doesn’t matter because I can immediately do it again. What a relief.
- Still cum too quick, but it’s not a single shot; it’s a repeater.
- Hey, no problem I can still do it again.
- It’s boring now. How long has this been going on? Now I want to cum, I can’t.
- It’s OK; I can fake it! (Thought it would never end)
- What do you mean it’s not just about my cock?
- “Hey take your finger out”, discomfort and then “Oh! So that’s what my “G” spot is!”
- I like that do it again
- Learn to do it myself, pokey bum wank, oh happy days.
- I have a narrow view on who I will consider having sex with.
- “Have a drink”
- Now I have a wider view on who I will have sex with
- “Have another drink”
- Now I would even have sex with you.
- He told me what felching is and wants to try it…
- I hide my hamster.
- Sex in a house; and an introduction to foreplay instead of looking out for passers-by
- I like foreplay, but it makes me cum too quick
- Sleeping together
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Disillusioned and back in the closet man who likes other men.
Strongly opinionated, possibly outdated. Genuine, cynical, candid and consider I have a humourous outlook.
Older than acceptable in Gay circles, larger of frame than is fashionably desirable.
Looking for a platform to share my views and listen to others
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