Author: Jake Hook

  • FILM REVIEW | The Mission

    ★★★★ | The Mission

    The Mission contains enough heart, energy and soul for any audience to forgive the rough around the edges finish. It outweighs many of its more polished, bigger competitors in its intentions and message.

    Set in the Mission district of San Francisco, Che Rivera (Benjamin Bratt) is an admired, macho, tattooed and well respected man. Bus driver, single father, recovering alcoholic, ex con and spends his spare time fine-tuning his beloved customised ‘low rider’ (that’s a vintage automobile for the uninitiated). Living with him is his treasured only son Jesse (Jeremy Ray Valdez) who has a secret not yet told to his father. You start to understand why as the story progresses. Upstairs, Lena has just moved in. A strong, fiercely independent and earthy woman, who works at the shelter for abused women. Lena begins to fall for Che, until a side of him is revealed that she fears she’s seen the results of all too often at the shelter. Upon the discovery of his son’s sexuality Che violently disowns his son in a gritty on-street spat, a difficult, heartbreaking scene to watch in gay cinema; it tears the two apart. The neighbourhood, an audience to the event, learn about Jesse’s sexuality, which sends homophobic ripples through the Latino community. The writer’s intentions may have been to focus on the relationship between father and son, but overwhelmingly the focus falls on the Latino community, and how it might play a role in the way fathers treat their gay sons.

    The story is told with truth and empathy for Che, Jesse and Lena; the casting is brilliant and crucially credible. Valdez, plays his Latino homosexuality with dignity, sensitivity and courage. His worry, isolation and the confinement of his sexuality is played exceptionally (I fell in love with his doey eyed, submissiveness.) Yet, strangely, we don’t hate his father – although we should. Instead we desperately want his father to understand and to accept. It could be clichéd, but it isn’t, we’re being allowed to participate in this bittersweet, intimate, father/son journey.

    Che’s tolerance gets an invigorated jolt, when his son is attacked on the streets of Mission, but there are pot holes along the way. He refuses to accept Jesse’s boyfriend, who for all intents and purposes comes from a different planet; monied, middle class, educated and white. The stark opposition makes the relationship, at best, two-dimensional, a more powerful script may have demanded another Latino boy for real punch and grit.

    Che, with the loving of a good woman (Lena), starts to welcome Jesse back into his life, but feels a little incongruous, in the respect that by satisfying Che’s love-life he is able to accept his son’s.

    The language is sometimes simplistic and the resolution premature for it to really feel believable. I like my loose ends tied up – The Mission’s resolve feels clunky. However the theme and issues buried in this film are vitally important – the teenage ‘coming out story’ from – and for an entirely new generation. I applaud the movie makers for The Mission’s integrity, worth and ambition.

    Available to buy / view on: Amazon

  • SINGLE REVIEW | Wing, Little Mix

    Genius. I didn’t have much hope for the debut release for the winning X Factor quartet, but if the first single ‘Wings’ is anything to go by Little Mix’s album is going to be fresh, innovative and dare I say, quirky.

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  • FILM REVIEW | Our Paradise

    Despite its lack of motive, this film nurtures a disturbing subculture of achieving status by taking what’s not yours to take.

    Something deeply dark and disturbing yet visually enticing awaits viewers for this French drama about a 30-something hustler whose neurosis about ageing is, we assume, turning him to a motiveless murderous monster. After finding a younger man (Dimitri Durdaine) lying dazed, damaged and suffering from memory loss in the cruising grounds of Bois de Boulogne, Paris, Vassili (Stephane Rideau) shrouds his new muse, becoming a hybrid of pimp/lover figure to his new squeeze. After a client, who Vassili believes he had murdered, is discovered living in Paris, the two lovers and now accomplices are forced to go on the run.

    Our Paradise is an enigmatically beautiful piece of cinematography with much thought given to ensuring that the characters are either corpulently grotesque or fallen angelic beauties, not in equal measure, however. Angelo is the fallen angelic beauty – both inside and out. Vassili’s world is full of these gross, bloated and aged individuals who, one imagines used to be paying trade, now, with fresh blood, and Vassili’s burgeoning potbelly hindering his prospects; the fallen angelic beauty reignites business. One odd scene, Angelo is examined by a doctor, ostensibly to see whether the boy was raped shoves a camera into the boy’s anus and describes his findings ‘smooth as silk.’ This is, however, as far as character probing goes. Uncomplex and a little two dimensional in some respects the characters are more animalistic in their pursuits. Durdaine is almost entirely detached from his character, which adds to the rather chilling but lonely portrayal of Angelo.

    Durdaine plays an almost perfect twink to Rideau’s inflated frame and the audience is given many opportunities to revel in his nakedness, which of course is wonderful and does distract from some the many questions that the film’s lack of motive throws up.

    One of the key issues explored is the often mismatched relationships between younger gay men and their respective elder partners. The narrative doesn’t judge, but merely outlines the possible issues faced by such relationships, most notable replaceability for a younger, newer, fresher model and the power struggle between the monied and the beneficiary.

    The supporting cast is superb, their performances loiter in the mind as an uneasy feeling engulfs you. Sterling performances from supporting cast Béatrice Dalle and a young Mathis Morisset who shows acting promise far beyond his years.

    The brilliantly translated subtitles really draw you into the action, distracting the audience from analysing our anti heroes’ intentions. Why the film is called Our Paradise remains, annoyingly elusive, as paradise is unobtainable for Vassili and Angelo. The ending makes the film feel a little pointless and if you’re looking for a bow to wrap up the little details you certainly won’t find it in this film.

  • 10 Things You Ought To Know About Wearing Short Shorts

    10 Things You Ought To Know About Wearing Short Shorts

    The summer months are upon us and some of us are daring to bare.

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  • LOOK AT ME |  Rylan Clark, I go commando…

    LOOK AT ME | Rylan Clark, I go commando…

    You can’t dispute that Mr Rylan Clark is one of the most talked about contestants on X FACTOR… like ever.

    He hangs out with Ms Price, is friends with Towie’s Harry Derbidge, calls the Two Shoes (XFactor) girls BBFs and his fans are affectionally known as Sirens, he wears a Stonewall ‘Some people are gay T shirt’ Our gay-o-meter has officially exploded.

     

    1) Have you ever bitch slapped someone in a Alexis Dynasty style?

    I actually haven’t! it is on my list of things to do, although there are one or two people in the picture at the moment. Watch this space!

    7/10 One or two people? Details Rylan, We want details of your celebrity feuds…

     

    2) What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve ever bought?

    Its not a purchase but i was once given a bottle of snake venom face serum, its worth something ridiculous like a few grand, and comes with a massive warning certificate not to take it orally. No one tells me not to take it orally…

    10/10 Dirty, snake loving gayness. Britney loved a bit of snake back in the day.

     

    3) Are you a bottle blonde?

    Haha I am a bottle blonde i wont lie, but recently have just gone black! I’m already missing the burning sensation of peroxide. TAKE ME BACK!

    10/10 Ah, just like Ms. Pricey: Blonde, Black, Blonde, Black. Where will it all end?

     

    4) Have you Botox’d?

    I haven’t actually had Botox no, but i have had my lips done. Im actually learning how to do Botox and fillers at the moment!

    9/10 Following in the footsteps of some other well known Essex birds and opening your own “Salon” LOVE IT LOVE IT. Can we make a group booking?

     

    5) Can you complete this passage from the Gay bible?

    I made it through the wilderness, Somehow I made it through

    DIDNT KNOW HOW LOST I WAS UNTIL I FOUND YOU-OOOOOHHHH

    10/10 For some reason I’m picturing shots of Jagerbombs, a poll dance and copious amount of vomit… A good night had by all.

     

    6) Who is your style icon?

    I don’t really have a style icon, I do wear ridiculous outfits but i like to look at different people and take bits that i like and work them together. Then again at home i’ll wear a trackie going commando, you cant beat it!

    9/10 Flying in the face of fashion without a care – extra marks for talking about flying free in sweats.

     

    7) Have you ever dumped a boy because his boy parts were too small?

    No i haven’t, that don’t bother me too much as it’s mine that needs to be a good size in the bedroom if you know what i mean……

    8/10 Are you boasting Mr Clark?

     

    8) Thank Liza because:

    a) Summer is here and boys are roaming the streets topless?

    b) Kylie has a smash on her hands with TimeBomb?

    c) Pimms makes drinking in the afternoon acceptable – and kills the pain?

    D – ALL OF THE ABOVE, love that crack-whore she’s a genius

    15/10 As do we, As do we…

     

    9) Who would play you in a movie of your life?

    I have no idea, I haven’t met someone like me who i think could do the job properly. maybe we should do auditions!

    7/10 Wheel out the casting couch…

     

    10) Have you ever used Miss Price’s name to get someone into bed?

    I haven’t no, to be honest I’ve been single for 3 years, its not a great feeling but just the way it is, I’m on the lookout for a husband so if anyones interested drop me a line! haha!

    10/10 Like any good celebrity, using the rags to get a husband… Bravo Bravo…

     

    Who knew. We love a bit of Rylan. Well actually we love of Rylan. Coming to a celebrity party near you.

     

    to catch up Rylan check outhttp://www.twitter.com/rylanclark

     

  • SINGLE REVIEW: White Light, George Michael

    The problem with being George Michael is that so much good music has gone before it’s almost impossible to top your past achievements.

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  • LOOK AT ME | Bowie Jane

    MISS U HATE U singer Bowie Jane singer stopped by The Gay UK gin palace for a little chat and well we got down to business to find out exactly how Gay she is!

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  • THEATRE REVIEW | Torch Song Trilogy

    As I sat to eat at the Menier Theatre’s restaurant, I was told by my companions for the evening, that I had indeed seen this show before. Had I? Gosh, I really need to stop drinking wine it’s giving me entire artistic black-outs.

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  • SINGLE REVIEW | Never Close Our Eyes

    Gaga you’d better watch out, Lambert’s stolen your synths. This glam slam by US singer Adam Lambert expertly showcases why he won a legion of fans in his stint of American Idol in 2009.

    It’s pacey, smash chorus hits all the notes and even has a hook line you can remember. Brilliant. The opening lines “I wish this night would never be over / There’s plenty of time to sleep when we die” will certainly resonate with the intended audience – a hybrid of Emo-Pop-NuRomantic lovers.

    The song was co-written by Bruno Mars and co-produced by music man of the moment Dr. Luke. Although there’s no trace of Mars in the writing style, Never Close Our Eyes definitely shines brightly in the discography of a be-qiffed Adam Lambert. Hot.

    The single’s parent album Trespassing has already topped the charts in the US – making Lambert the first openly gay artist to achieve such a feat. The album is out in the UK on the 2nd of July.

  • SINGLE REVIEW | Call My Name, Cheryl

    Well which name do we call you honey? It’s no longer Cole you know, surely you can’t go back to Tweedy after you’ve had Cole? We’ve done the sums and it just doesn’t work out.

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  • FILM REVIEW | Party Monster

    This week I want to introduce to you, one of my all time favourite movies. This movie sees the return of Macaulay Culkin as a club child of the 80s along with his creator/mentor/muse – Seth Green who plays James St. James

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