You can’t dispute that Mr Rylan Clark is one of the most talked about contestants on X FACTOR… like ever.
He hangs out with Ms Price, is friends with Towie’s Harry Derbidge, calls the Two Shoes (XFactor) girls BBFs and his fans are affectionally known as Sirens, he wears a Stonewall ‘Some people are gay T shirt’ Our gay-o-meter has officially exploded.
1) Have you ever bitch slapped someone in a Alexis Dynasty style?
I actually haven’t! it is on my list of things to do, although there are one or two people in the picture at the moment. Watch this space!
7/10 One or two people? Details Rylan, We want details of your celebrity feuds…
2) What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve ever bought?
Its not a purchase but i was once given a bottle of snake venom face serum, its worth something ridiculous like a few grand, and comes with a massive warning certificate not to take it orally. No one tells me not to take it orally…
10/10 Dirty, snake loving gayness. Britney loved a bit of snake back in the day.
3) Are you a bottle blonde?
Haha I am a bottle blonde i wont lie, but recently have just gone black! I’m already missing the burning sensation of peroxide. TAKE ME BACK!
10/10 Ah, just like Ms. Pricey: Blonde, Black, Blonde, Black. Where will it all end?
4) Have you Botox’d?
I haven’t actually had Botox no, but i have had my lips done. Im actually learning how to do Botox and fillers at the moment!
9/10 Following in the footsteps of some other well known Essex birds and opening your own “Salon” LOVE IT LOVE IT. Can we make a group booking?
5) Can you complete this passage from the Gay bible?
I made it through the wilderness, Somehow I made it through
DIDNT KNOW HOW LOST I WAS UNTIL I FOUND YOU-OOOOOHHHH
10/10 For some reason I’m picturing shots of Jagerbombs, a poll dance and copious amount of vomit… A good night had by all.
6) Who is your style icon?
I don’t really have a style icon, I do wear ridiculous outfits but i like to look at different people and take bits that i like and work them together. Then again at home i’ll wear a trackie going commando, you cant beat it!
9/10 Flying in the face of fashion without a care – extra marks for talking about flying free in sweats.
7) Have you ever dumped a boy because his boy parts were too small?
No i haven’t, that don’t bother me too much as it’s mine that needs to be a good size in the bedroom if you know what i mean……
8/10 Are you boasting Mr Clark?
8) Thank Liza because:
a) Summer is here and boys are roaming the streets topless?
b) Kylie has a smash on her hands with TimeBomb?
c) Pimms makes drinking in the afternoon acceptable – and kills the pain?
D – ALL OF THE ABOVE, love that crack-whore she’s a genius
15/10 As do we, As do we…
9) Who would play you in a movie of your life?
I have no idea, I haven’t met someone like me who i think could do the job properly. maybe we should do auditions!
7/10 Wheel out the casting couch…
10) Have you ever used Miss Price’s name to get someone into bed?
I haven’t no, to be honest I’ve been single for 3 years, its not a great feeling but just the way it is, I’m on the lookout for a husband so if anyones interested drop me a line! haha!
10/10 Like any good celebrity, using the rags to get a husband… Bravo Bravo…
Who knew. We love a bit of Rylan. Well actually we love of Rylan. Coming to a celebrity party near you.
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