Dear goodness Liza. The new Batman V Superman movie looks uber gay and not in a Dorothy-get-your-shoes-we’re-going-to-Kansas kinda way…

No it’s proper like sexual tension stuff. Like us and a cheese sandwich… Magnetic.

First of all can someone just please acknowledge the sexual tension… Like please.

and the gentle caressing

And then when you Brokeback Mountain it up, it’s like we died and went to Heaven

And the kneeling… Won’t someone think of the kneeling… I’m mean there’s like ten of them there… Okay there’s four, but still that’s a party… right?

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Batman V Superman is out next year and we can’t wait…

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