Category: Entertainment

  • Theatre Review | Kinky Boots – National Tour

    ★★★★☆ | Kinky Boots, National Tour

    When his late father’s shoe factory is on the brink of closing down, Charlie readies himself to shut down the business; but a chance encounter with Lola, a drag queen, changes his fortunes, as he realises that the factory needs to continue making men’s shoes, but by doing so, needs to exchange brogues for high heels, and make a range of quality shoes for drag artists. But how will the new venture go down with the workers in Northampton?

    Kinky Boots is one of those shows whose reputation precedes it, and for its inaugural UK Tour, it does itself proud. For a touring production, Kinky Boots is a big show which oozes west end quality in its presentation and is slick, polished and professional; the set is superb, with its factory paraphilia littering the stage and the live orchestra only adds to the atmosphere.  Putting aside the rather flimsy plot, the show is all about the big production numbers, especially the gymnastic qualities of Everybody Say Yeah at the closing of Act 1, and the glamorous finale Raise You Up.

    From his explosive entrance in Land of Lola to a tender, powerful delivery of Hold Me In Your Heart, Kayi Ushe is absolutely delicious as Lola, stealing the show as he easily transitions from cracking camptastic cabaret to moments of tender vulnerability, standing head and shoulders above the cast. The rest of the cast are perfectly serviceable, but to be fair to them, it’s hard to compete with such a dominant stage presence.

    Based on a true story, and with songs by Cindi Lauper, Kinky Boots is packed full of colour, glamour, sequins and high energy musical numbers; and provides for an uplifting, smile-inducing, feel-good piece of theatre which effortlessly entertains and proves to be tremendous fun

    Kinky Boots is at Sheffield Theatres until 22nd July 2019, before continuing on its national tour.

  • FILM REVIEW | Rocketman

    FILM REVIEW | Rocketman

    ★★★★ | ROCKETMAN

    Taron Egerton as Elton John in Rocketman from Paramount Pictures.

    The story of Elton John, Is it a musical definitely, is it a biopic partly is it sanitised? No damn way – 25 years of his life from 17-42 years-old, warts and all with added chems and gay relationships.

    Nutshell – Not really a chronological life story nor with chronological music but a celebration of our favourite ivory tickler with the many up’s and just as many down’s. The songs are not sung by Elton but by Taron and the cast which makes it a bit more interesting than the straight Queen lip-syncing in Bo Rhap for example. We get his early none fame days, his breakthrough worldwide and all the drugs, rock n roll and gay sex you could want largely featuring the long relationship with Manager John Reid plus his straight marriage. The story goes up until he finally checks in to rehab in the early ’90s and gets clean for life so no Lion King, David Furnish, Billy Elliott, Princess Di or AIDS campaigning.

    Running Time – 121 Minutes – Cert 15.

    The Gay UK Factor – The costumes, the endless music with many songs turned into ready for the stage musical versions and not skimping on his voyage of sexual discovery including gay kissing so a huge gay appeal indeed. The legendary two bare man ass sex scene has not made the final cut though fingers crossed for the extended or outtake DVDs for fans of Egerton and Madden’s asses. Maybe just as well as the kissing and hugging are enough to get the movie banned in some backward thinking countries alone. Taron Egerton is one great looking guy for anyone’s wank bank and he is fully supported here by the lush Richard Madden and a Jamie Bell looking much hotter than we have ever seen before. A new gay icon has arrived and it is Billy Elliott himself all grown up and as masculine and f**kable as a striking coal miner.

    Cast – Taron Egerton, Jamie Bell, Richard Madden, Bryce Dallas-Howard, Gemma Jones, Stephen Graham fresh from a good throat slitting in Line Of Duty and even unbelievably a low key Keith lemon himself.

    Key Player – A three-way split between the director Dexter Fletcher fresh from his three week stint saving the Oscar sponge Bohemian Rhapsody and doing a better job here. Taron is sensational and he has a great singing voice and most importantly he does his own thing than rather doing an impersonation which was Elton’s request. Finally of course Sir Elton himself whose endless superb songbook could fill four movies and some. There are many favourites here but just as many missing and it truly helps the movie fly by surely demanding repeated viewings.

    Budget – $40 Million – Yet this has already made six figures and is heading for 200K fast. Maybe it won’t make the 800K that the Queen film made last year (and this is the better film) but it is a bona fide hit and Taron’s stock has gone up as fast as Elton’s greatest hits sales have. So get ready for the George Michael film, the Bon Jovi biopic, the Steps & Vengaboys films, How the Weather Girls became big, the biopic of Shakin Stevens and the Chesney Hawks story probably all being green lit as we speak.

    Best Bit – 0.44 mins; When Elt makes his big American breakthrough at the Troubadour club in LA, the singer, band and the entire audience all levitate to ‘Crocodile Rock’ as someone’s star goes stratospheric in one short night and things will never quite be the same again along the ‘Yellow Brick Road’.

    Worst Bit – 1.39 mins; There is nothing that out of step here but ‘Bennie And The Jets’ as a live performance is the weakest link in a very strong chain… maybe because we don’t really like that song in Europe (A number 1 in the US though). ‘Border Song’ goes nowhere but not helped by coming after an incredible version of ‘I want Love’ and do we really need ‘Tiny Dancer’ again when there are so many other hits that could jump straight in (Although frustratingly it’s lyric fits the movie like a glove).

    Little Secret – Over the years in development James McAvoy, Daniel Ratcliffe and Tom Hardy were to play Elton, the singer himself was originally very keen on Justin Trousersnake until he met Taron Egerton. Besides there filming together in the Kingsman sequel Taron also did a lengthy version of ‘I’m Still standing’ in the hit cartoon animal film ‘Sing’ as a giant Gorilla! The film suggests that Elton Hercules John took his first name from a band mate and the last name from John Lennon, in fact, it was inspired by the other sixties singer Long John Baldry… He took the name Hercules from Steptoe And Son’s rag and bone cart horse.

    Further ViewingBohemian Rhapsody, A Star Is Born, The Greatest Showman, Mamma Mia’s 1 & 2, Moulin Rouge, Mary Poppins Returns (with a few more ‘fks’ here’), Les Mis, Walk the Line and all Elton’s movie appearances from Pinball Wizard in Tommy through to him co-starring with a certain sexy as fk suited and booted Taron Egerton in Kingsman: The Golden Circle.

    Any Good – Yes, if you are not an Elton fan (what’s wrong with you!) and YESSSS if you like the John Lewis ad botherer from Pinner like a true gay music aficionado. This is great fun and it flies by as you count the hits off and wait in anticipation for ‘Your Song’ the title track or ‘I’m Still Standing’. You will learn a lot about the great man and really enjoy his and Bernie’s company for two happy hours.

    There could even be a sequel in our view there are enough quality tunes that is for sure. In the meanwhile let’s have the soundtrack, the sing-a-long cinema and DVD version and most importantly the hit stage show as this is ready to go with or without Ben Elton’s interference. Of course we all have fave Elton John tracks that we would love to have seen included ours would be ‘Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds’, ‘Sacrifice’ and ‘Nikita’ but there are 25 hits to be going on with here including a brand new song over the end credits which is as good as anything he has done.

    A great night out at the movies with what feels like an old friend – kudos to all involved.

    FOUR STARS

     

    In Cinemas now

  • RuPaul’s Drag Race Look Back At The Finals and “RuPaul” the show is coming!!

    RuPaul’s Drag Race Look Back At The Finals and “RuPaul” the show is coming!!

    It’s been a week since the Drag Race Finals and all that came with it and on Monday the RuPaul show will start.

    What happened at the finals and what can we expect from Ru? We’ll talk about all this here.

    Well let’s first say: what a fabulous final!! One of the best in a while.

    While some finals dragged on as we waited for the crowning, this one was filled to the brim:
    Each top four queen had their own moment to talk, do a sketch and share the stage with Ru.

    There was music (Christina and the Queens performing “Cover Girl”), Queens from the past, Vanjie!! And Ru seemingly living her best life joking and glowing. A joy.

    Another highlight was Michelle Visage who got her deserved moment to talk about Breast Implant Illness Awareness. Michelle is such a big part of this show she should have a section each year. It would be great if she could perform one of the songs she has been doing on the road with the Rugirls one day.

    Then on to the lip-syncs: Silky vs Brooke Lynn, Yvie vs A’Keria: the right result in both cases. It was sad to see Silky so scared and seemingly already giving up before it all started. Apparently she had been suffering from a social media hate campaign that tarnished her confidence. Very sad.

    The big finale: Yvie vs Brooke Lynn. One of those historic lip-syncs we’ll be talking about in years to come. While Yvie was absolutely shining, and was the deserved winner, Brooke Lynn would have won every other year. Her “Reveal” coat, her dancing: stunning. But Yvie was unbeatable she drew everyone’s attention in her mirrored dress and majestic poses. She seemed already a star and the audience lapped her up.

    As the winner Yvie of course quickly released some music and a video that was absolutely on brand Yvie style!!

     

    Now it’s been a whole week without Drag Race but not without RuPaul. Mama Ru has been doing the chat show rounds promoting the Rupaul show. Her new daily live show, that is more than just TV.
    Watch one interview here:

    We might also see Michelle Visage back soon in the UK as our tiny diva is rumored to be signing on for Strictly!!

    But before that don’t forget: Drag Race UK is coming soon!! New Queens, new styles new accents! Are you excited? I am!!

    We’ll leave you with Ru talking about LGBT rights and Donald Trump on the View this week, because … Well, because!!

  • FILM REVIEW | Gloria Bell

    FILM REVIEW | Gloria Bell

    ★★★★★ | Gloria Bell

    Julianne Moore is simply fabulous as a middle-aged woman going through the motions in the new film Gloria Bell.

    Moore, who excels in every role she plays, is particularly good here in a film that is a remake of the 2013 film Gloria. With the same director, Sebastian Lelio, this Gloria is more nuanced and, with Moore as it’s lead (Paulina Garcia played Gloria in the original film, and won lots of awards), takes this version to another level.

    Gloria is a 53-year old divorced woman living in Los Angeles. She’s an insurance broker with two adult children, one son who just had a baby with a wife who has gone away to ‘find herself’, and a daughter who is getting ready to move to Sweden to be with her boyfriend.

    Gloria willingly attends singles events in the hopes of finding a new man; she’s very attractive and stable, so it should be easy for her to find a quality man.

    She meets Arnold (John Turturro), who appears to be 100% available at the beginning of their relationship but somehow is tied to an umbilical cord to his two adult daughters, and leaves Gloria, literally, in situations she never thought she would find herself in. But nothing else much happens in Gloria Bell. We see her driving around and singing along to the radio, a cat that somehow keeps finding it’s way into her apartment, and an upstairs neighbor who is a bit schizophrenic. But it’s the grace and allure in which Moore plays Gloria that is both mesmerizing and alluring. Moore is very good in these types of small roles (see ‘Still Alice,’ ‘What Maisie Knew,’ and ‘Freeheld’).

    She literally guides us through this film in one of her best ever performances. But it’s at the end of the film, where the camera is squarely focused on Gloria, who is a guest at a wedding. She gets up and dances with herself, a bit sad that she’s alone, but content, and dancing to the tune of Laura Branigans’ 1992 song ‘Gloria.’ It’s an image that lingers with you long after you’ve left the cinema.

    Gloria Bell is now playing in UK cinemas

  • THEATRE REVIEW | Fanny and Stella, Above The Stag

    THEATRE REVIEW | Fanny and Stella, Above The Stag

    ★★★★☆ | Fanny and Stella

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    Life Through the Looking-Glass?, Lady Sasha reviews Fanny and Stella, the historic drag exposé at London’s Above the Stag Theatre.

    Has drag always been a drag? Not until now! Frankly, any queen living must be pig-sick of an endless tsunami of Ru Paul wannabees, with drag fiercely embraced as a personal salvation on par with the second coming of Christ! Oh, don’t get your kitty claws and dagger out just now, readers – the last thing you could possibly accuse Lady Sasha of is being anti-trans! My god, you could raise an entire battery-farm of female breasts from the oceans of oestrogen pills I’ve shovelled down, in my ceaseless quest to piss in the collective face of the binary idiocy dividing humanity!

    Still, enough with the rants, but – sexy Satan on a chaise-lounge!- sometimes, a girl just has to justify her out-there, trans-everything status to avoid web crucifixion by media trolls! So – without further ado – let’s excavate the Fanny and Stella back-story, and mercifully, it’s nothing like the fluffy puppy, musical-theatre abortions infesting the West End.

    So, way back in 1870, two cocks in frocks – aka rent-boys en femme- were arrested in drag by a suspicious detective at the Strand Theatre. Shockingly, they were intimately examined at the police station for evidence of anal sex – stained panties and Vaseline, anyone? – then committed for trial.

    But – and it’s a very big butt – here’s where the case becomes surrealistically absurd. Though screamingly obvious the boys publicly dressed in drag to rinse and be treated to prestige events by their tranny-f*cker admirers, the judge – and jury – simply couldn’t conceive that fine, upstanding Englishmen would engage in sodomy with what were seen as pantomime dame entertainers. Why, the mere idea – in the strictest Orwellian sense – was literally unthinkable, a gorgeously naïve, conceptual blindness that we today, quite rightly, should regard as heart-warmingly innocent.

    It’s such a pity, then, that such sexual gullibility wasn’t present at the later, bleakly tragic trial of Oscar Wilde, but for Boulton and Park, the patron saint of homosexuality – the pierced, Ancient Roman martyr Sebastian – smiled on their blessed butt cheeks. In short, they were fully acquitted, and their whole, astounding story- including a townhouse crammed with their besotted fanbase’s gifts of drag and jewellery- is explored in depth in author Neil McKenna’s book Fanny and Stella: The Young Men Who Shocked Victorian England.

    That’s the basis of Glenn Chandler’s Fanny & Stella @ the Stag, a bravura show brilliantly sprinkled with astute, vaudeville ditties. Tobias Charles (Fanny) and Kieran Parrott (Stella) give an incandescent sheen to an infectiously addictive show that hugely benefits from our current, across-the-board, societal embrace of non-diversity culture.

    Forget hackneyed, I Will Survive-style drag clichés and barnstorming; this is drag seamlessly explored as non-binary, gender fluidity, an exhilarating mash-up of male, female and in-between tropes that simply grips from moment one. Fiercely facilitated by producer Peter Bull – who’s constantly championed game-changing drama– this show deserves an immediate, West End transfer! See it now!

    *To June 15: abovethestagticketsolve.com/ , 0203-488-2815

  • Theatre Review | Annie – National Tour

    ★★★☆☆ | Annie – National Tour

    It’s a hard knock life for little orphan Annie. Living in the orphanage which is ruled with an iron fist by the devilish Miss Hannigan, Annie longs for the day when her parents will return to find her.  After escaping from the orphanage and as Christmas approaches, she is chosen to spend two weeks with Mr Warbucks, a billionaire, at his home. But when he offers a large reward for finding Annie’s parents, Miss Hannigan plots to grab the money for herself.

    Craig Revel Horwood is suitably sour faced as the gin-soaked Miss Hannigan, as he entertainingly camps it up a little and is clearly enjoying himself. The ensemble cast of children stay on the right side of twee as they all attack the musical numbers with gusto; whilst Sandy the dog received the biggest reaction from the audience as he trotted across the stage.

    As a production, this show has a great deal to offer. With a set that has more than a shade of Matilda influence in it, the production values in this touring show are of a high standard. Nikolai Foster’s direction is steady and assured, the musical numbers are bouncy and vibrant with choreography which is light, fun and varied and the costumes, lighting design and props are all great.

    Production values aside, the show itself is a little dated, rather twee, borders on the sickly sweet and loses some momentum during the second act; but remains a solid family show and a great introduction to musical theatre for younger family members. With a songbook which included Tomorrow, You’re Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile and It’s A Hard Knock Life, this production of Annie turned out to be far more fun and much more entertaining than it had any right to be.

    Annie is at Sheffield Theatres until Saturday 8th June 2019 before continuing on its national tour.

  • RuPaul’s Drag Race season 11: Reviews, videos, Alyssa Edwards releases pallet and Drag Con 2019!!

    A big two weeks in drag history: the semi-final, Alyssa Edwards launching her make up pallet, the series 11 reunion and the biggest Drag Con ever.

    Let’s discuss all this in this order:

    We’ve lost Miss Vanjie!! Yes, the unexpected happened on Episode 12: Miss Vanjie sashayed out of the competition.

    The episodes saw the Queens become part of Ru’s music: writing and recording either a rap or verse for her new track Queens Everywhere.

    The queens were rehearsed and recorded by Todrick Hall and were told they had to perform the track in a one-take performance in front of the judges.

    If I’m honest I miss the final performances where Ru performed a scene with the queens during the video. It was great seeing her interact with her final four/three.

    It seems recording an episode of “What’s The T” with the girls has replaced this, but then again in the past she did this too with the “lunch” chat – tick tacks included.

    What I love is how Michelle Visage does the workroom talk in these episodes, she’s so natural and fun it seems she’s been doing this every week, she and Ru have this wonderful similar energy. It’s no wonder they’ve been friends for so long.

    The performance was fun. But for some reason Vanjie seemed to have a blackout during it, messing up a routine she did so well during rehearsal. Brooke Lynn did well but really didn’t fit this kind of dance. Silky amazed literally throwing herself into it, A’Keria was good enough and had learned fast for a non-dancer. Yvie was an absolute stand out.

    The runway was sort of the same, though I didn’t get the critique about Vanjie’s dress. It was beautiful!

    Then came the shocking moment: Vanjie vs Brooke Lynn. The lovers were put against each other!!
    Brooke Lynn wins and Vanjie leaves.

    But OMG did she leave!! This was amazing and probably the most iconic moment of this series. Thank you for that Vanjie!!

     

    Then there was the amazing Miss Alyssa Edwards. Last week she exploded all over social media in the most sparkly way. The reason is as fabulous as ever: she has her own makeup pallet out with Anastasia Beverly Hills. The pallet is so wonderfully her: bright colours named after her most famous catchphrases and motivational quotes (beast, backroles, unicorn tribe, don’t dream it be it etc.) She also released a single “The Supreme” to accompany the release.

    Last weekend at Drag Con Alyssa proved her star status arriving with her entourage to excited screams. She also proved that she is still the kind, humble soul she has always been, as she stood on stage for endless hours on massive heels, making sure she posed and chatted with every last fan. Giving them a smile and a hug without complaining once, no matter how exhausted she started to look.

    This week she was revealed as the face of Fronts Fossil’s Pride Benefit Campaign

    The reunion then. While it delivered no real solution to wig gate (but not even the people involved cared much by the end.) It did show us that despite not making the top 4, Vanjie is clearly one of the breakout stars (again) this season.

    Contradicting all expectations the reunion wasn’t the explosive bomb it promised to be after all these weeks of online bitching and threats of “wait till the reunion”, it was more a small but enjoyable sparkler.

    The main course of the show existed of the queens explaining and apologising for their actions. It was good to see Ra’Jah get the chance to explain herself and the issues she was going through during filming. It was also a treat to see a young queen like Plastique be so gentle and understanding.

    Two of the biggest shocks of the episode absolutely were seeing how A’Keria instigated so many problems between queens and … The end of Branjie!!

    Yes, while we were all watching romance develop on screen, the golden couple had already broken up in real life. Brooke Lynn not being ready for full commitment is understandable but still, it was sad to see Miss Vanjie so hurt by it all.

    RuPaul being RuPaul obviously seemed disappointed by the first Drag Race romance already being over, so she got the couple to hug and try to make up when both admitted they would love to try again.

    Rumour has it they were seen hugging at Drag Con this weekend, so who knows!!

    Meanwhile, a lot of things we wanted to hear more about Silky and Soju’s fall out, for example, were left up in the air. Poor Honey Davenport’s controversial exit wasn’t even discussed, and it really should have been. In fact, she was barely acknowledged.

    Some spark was missing for some reason as if the queens were afraid to really let rip. After the reunion social media queens Plastique, Soju and Ariel released a video about their drag Race experiences being social media queens that was actually more entertaining in a way.

    It’s been said that a lot has been edited out of the official reunion, which is a shame as we get so involved with those queens we just want to know if things are resolved in the end!!

    All queens (season 11 and otherwise) certainly seemed united last weekend at Drag Con where the greatest, most sparkling edition ever took place.
    Anyone following RuPaul on Twitter or Instagram got an absolute treat seeing the Queen of queens beyond happy and excited. It was good to see Ru be so hands-on during the weekend: meeting fans, hosting panels and even giving two DJ sets. During her interviews on location, the joy in creating this event for queens and drag lovers was clear. This event means the world to her and seeing she has created an LGBTQ event parents are taking their children to is so uniquely valuable.

    Now, though it’s the finale after weeks of waiting and wondering.

    Will it be Yvie, Brooke Lynn, Silky or A’Keria? We can’t wait to find out!!!

  • Theatre Review | The Comedy About A Bank Robbery – National Tour and West End

    Theatre Review | The Comedy About A Bank Robbery – National Tour and West End

    ★★★☆☆ | The Comedy About A Bank Robbery

    After a daring prison break, Mitch Ruscitti, who is hindered by his affable-if-laughable, partner in crime Neil, plan the ultimate heist. Dragging in his girlfriend Caprice, along with her latest squeeze, Sam, they plot to steal a precious gem from the vaults of the bank owned by Caprice’s father. But these things never go to plan, as mistaken identity, ridiculous disguises, rapid clothing changes, multiple misunderstandings, increasingly large moustaches and a flock of seagulls all combine to frustrate the gang’s increasingly comedic attempts to steal the diamond.

    Direct from the Airplane! / Naked Gun school of comedy, whereby the machine gun delivery of gags are relentless (with more hitting the mark than missing it), The Comedy About a Bank Robbery harbours a witty and fast paced script intermingled with farce, slapstick and good, old fashioned physical comedy.  Coming across as a hybrid of the classic comedy teams such as Morecombe and Wise and The Three Stooges;  and the old school sit-coms, such as Fawlty Towers and Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em , there are plenty of belly laughs to be had as the plans unravel.

    Liam Jeavons is great as the muscled thug Mitch, as is Jon Trenchard, as hapless looser Warren Sax, but the cast as a whole bring together a polished, well timed and impeccably rehearsed comedy. But the staging also deserves a mention, with a well-designed set and once scene which uses forced perspective to leave the cast members with a particularly tricky problem as to how to cross a room.

    The team behind The Play That Goes Wrong delivers another madcap night at the theatre, and if you enjoyed One Man, Two Guvnors or The Thirty-Nine Steps, then this stupid, screwball comedy will be right up your street.

    The Comedy About a Bank Robbery is currently at Sheffield Theatres and then rounding off its national tour, whilst The Comedy About A Bank Robbery and The Play That Goes Wrong continue in the West End.  

  • THEATRE REVIEW | Vincent River, Trafalgar Studios

    THEATRE REVIEW | Vincent River, Trafalgar Studios

    ★★★★★ | Vincent River

    Lady Sasha de Suinn reviews director Robert Chevara’s highly-praised take on Philip Ridley’s Vincent River, the gripping, LGBT psychodrama now running at the West End’s Trafalger Square Studios to June 22nd.

    Ever had a loved one viciously murdered by homophobic thugs? Shockingly frequent, it’s a homicidal hate-crime that’s an appalling indictment of the mindset and culture responsible, and the emotional impact on those left behind grieving forms the premise of author Philip Ridley’s taut, tense, Vincent River.

    The scene? Night, in an East London council flat; a tall, lithe boy in a hoodie – Davey – walks in on Anita, a much older, white-haired woman, her body language simply sizzling with barely-suppressed emotional cyclones and explosive attitude. The static, living-room set epitomises sink-estate notions of chic, a relentless tsunami of IKEA décor, as utterly unmemorable and stripped of personal panache as a freshly-embalmed corpse. A deliberately bland, dramatic arena, it’s a staging choice that subtly deflects audiences from imposing spurious subtexts on anything but the raw, visceral performances themselves.

    Still, perhaps even author Ridley himself overlooked one interpretation of his play; it’s certainly possible, as I do, to view Vincent River as a schizophrenic Armageddon, staged Samuel Beckett-style inside the metaphysical confines of the protagonist’s skull. A tempting take, sure, but which would severely impoverish Ridley’s magisterial excavation of the nuances of human grief.

    Effortlessly displaying the sure-footed, forensic finesse of a Jed Mercurio police procedural, Vincent River meticulously unpicks the mingled rage, denial and loss seething in the toxic glories of motherly grief.

    Let’s get specific; the action throughout probes the fraught, powder-keg dynamics between hooded youth Davey (Thomas Mahy) and grieving mother Anita (Louise Jameson). Unexpectedly – considering he’s gained only limited, professional acting experience since recently graduating – Thomas Mahy is hugely impressive, his quicksilver body language adroitly mimicking his character’s kaleidoscopic shifts of youthful moods and nuances; the emotional awkwardness and naivety of Harry Enfield’s Kevin re-imagined with the forensic finesse of a Dostoevsky.

    And (much) older readers might fondly remember Jameson as Dr Who’s companion Leela, way back in the late 1970s, but please, forget the threadbare, cartoon character development she was insultingly offered there; Ridley’s challenging, meaty script grips like a Shakespearian pit-bull on crack. Thrillingly, it fully stretches Jameson’s hugely fluent emotional reach; here, she’s been unavoidably weathered by life, but also gained a gnomic, Delphic oracle of the streets wisdom. She’s spiky, defensive – but also strangely unflustered. In a subsequent, staccato blizzard of character-revealing small talk – done with aplomb that, by brilliant contrast, exposes TV soap dialogue as the chronically one-dimensional trash it is – we learn the bare bones of Anita and Davey’s intimately connected dilemma.

    Initially assuming Davey’s a stalker – he’s been conspicuously lurking in her vicinity ever since her son was murdered – Anita jumps to clichéd, wholly unjustified and negative conclusions. Most obviously, she’s completely wrong-footed by Davey’s unselfconscious, wholly natural adoption of ‘Ebonics’, the swaggering patois of sussed, urban black kids, endearingly mimicked by clueless white boys craving instant street credibility. But, she’s hardly some morally-impeccable Disney mom, presented as an admirable and infallible role-model. Rather, she’s given to snap, ethically-dubious judgements, her blanket dismissal of neighbours with ‘names you can’t pronounce’ exposing her subconscious problem with diversity,  socially and sexually.

    Still, we’ve barely scratched the poisons lurking behind Davey and Anita’s initially benign shadow-boxing. And thank Lord Buddha on benzedrine for that serious, internal darkness powering the action – the last thing serious drama needs is a crippling attack of snowflake hypersensitivity. But guess what? Unpleasant moral ambiguities make fascinating theatre, but while King Lear might not require trigger-warnings – except for Instagram-deluded addicts suffering terminal fluffy-bunny syndrome – Vincent River, quite gloriously, hurts to watch!

    Oh, not in some negative, so bad it’s painful sense, of course; rather, what director Chevara has crafted is a riveting, hyper-refined master-class in one of the least explored theatrical modes of the 20th Century; Antonin Artaud’s Theatre of Cruelty. Put off by the name? Don’t be – we’re not talking lame flourishes of public, S&M sex for knackered libertines and mistresses. No, Artaud wanted theatre that raged with the incandescent fury and passion of a Nelson Mandela intoxicated by the unstoppable conviction of his own belief, of performances so committed and emotionally fluent the only ‘cruelty’ they’d inflict, ideally, was provoking some reaction from terminally apathetic audiences, and maybe, just maybe, challenging and changing their petrified points of view!

    Does Vincent River do that? Oh god, yes –  in spades. Jamming a theatrical pedal to the metal from Moment One, the pace – as in Mad Max: Fury Road– never lets up. Davey, it transpires, didn’t kill Vince, but found his butchered corpse, and he’s been haunted by intrusive memories ever since. And one (possible) solution? A devil’s advocate pact; Davey (often prompted under pressure) gradually discloses the circumstances surrounding Vince’s murder. Simultaneously, a startlingly courageous Anita gradually strips off her emotional armour, revealing her love, scalding grief, and – most shockingly – subconscious unease with her son’s sexuality.

    Building a ferocious, cumulative intensity courtesy of its’ strict compliance to the rather grandly-termed ‘Aristotelian Unities’ – which simply means unfolding a drama in a fixed location in real time – Vincent River scalds itself into the mind’s eye. But that’s not because of the graphic descriptions of Vince’s murder, and critiques dwelling on that trope completely miss the point. No, what’s startlingly atypical in Vincent River is the implication that – quite miraculously for a culture brutalised by shockingly routine sadism and unprecedented war atrocities – Davey and Anita’s capacity to grieve and navigate loss is still inexplicably intact.

    So, it should come as no surprise that Anita’s given profession is a seamstress; after all, what else do seamstresses do but fit seemingly unrelated patterns together?

    Deftly, she unpicks the successive, chameleon layers of misdirection Davey’s employed to hide the truth, perhaps most risibly in an abortive masquerade at becoming engaged to ‘Raytch’ – AKA Rachel, his supposed girlfriend.

    Still, a boy-friendly penis never lies, and – sparked to phallic rigidity by a pouting, pop-rag photo of a six-packed boy band idol, Davey meets, woos, is fascinated by and seduces Vince. It’s a whirlwind bromance, taking a fatal turn following sex in a disused, off-the-beaten-track loo, with Vince insisting they leave separately. Cue five drunk, homophobic thugs cornering an isolated Vince and Davey – unnoticed in the shadows – paralysed by fear and helplessly witnessing his lover’s savage murder.

    It’s that retrospective revelation that sparks a pivotal scene inexplicably seen by many as shockingly contentious. Recounting – and almost reliving – his euphoric, sexual encounter with Vince, Davey inadvertently kisses Anita, and her physical body blindly supersedes societal taboos, aching to sexually touch the flesh that last intimately touched her son, her grief given some holy transfiguration as a form of chaste, morally neutral, vicarious incest.

    Tragically, she’s physically wet with passion, but the crushing, societal norms that cripple and censor diversity- condemning countless millions to live in denial- shockingly reassert themselves; she screams in blood-curdling, conflicted agony, unable to sanctify her bereavement – and son’s memory – with her body’s spontaneous offering of an involuntary, ego-free orgasm.

    The possibility of redemption, however, still exists, and if Davey and Anita have failed to banish their mutual pain, it’s at least been decisively lanced. And author Philip Ridley’s closing message? That there is always hope – even in the most appalling circumstances.

     

    Vincent River plays at Trafalgar Studios until 22nd June 2019, Book tickets here

  • Eastenders has revealed its Gay Bar’s name, and its cheeky…

    Eastenders has revealed its Gay Bar’s name, and its cheeky…

    We want to go there…

    EastEnders is opening a gay bar and they’ve just revealed the name!

    A PRINCE AMONG MEN.
Kathy Beale set to open Walford’s first ever gay bar, The Prince Albert.

    Brace yourselves Walford, there’s a new bar in town. The much anticipated opening of Walford’s very first gay bar is upon us and Kathy Beale will soon be flinging the doors open to The Prince Albert.

    In recent weeks viewers have seen Kathy discover the necklace that Ben gave her is worth a considerable amount of money, leading her to attain the lease for the bar. Keen to overhaul the bar’s look and name, Kathy deliberates on what to call it and after some inspiration settles on The Prince Albert.

    It’s never plain sailing for a Walford boozer; with both The Queen Vic and the E20 providing backdrops for some of EastEnders’ most dramatic moments. From a simple pint over the head to numerous affair reveals and even murder, Walford watering holes are often very dangerous places.

    As Kathy settles in behind the bar, only time will tell what drama will unfold on the dancefloor…

    We’re just wondering whether the rest of the UK will get what a Prince Albert is!

  • THEATRE REVIEW | Jeremy Goldstein’s Truth To Power Cafe

    THEATRE REVIEW | Jeremy Goldstein’s Truth To Power Cafe

    ★★★★★ | Truth To Power Cafe

    Lady Sasha de Suinn explores acclaimed, LGBT producer Jeremy Goldstein’s latest, gorgeously provocative project.

    RESISTANCE IS NEVER FUTILE!

    What is speaking truth to power? Imagining a rabbi spitting in Hitler’s face? Legendary black activist Martin Luther King publicly denouncing racism? Or – quite stunningly – Mahatma Gandhi defying the full might of the British Empire with passive resistance?

    The answer, quite obviously, is all of the above – resistance can be unspoken, psychological resolve, as well as direct action, and crucially, I’d add the 1969, Stonewall riots as a pivotal moment that decisively empowered our current, LGBT activism. Ironically, it wasn’t butch clones that beat back the pounding police truncheons in Christopher Street, but frenzied drag-queens on the warpath, non-binary Valkyries completely defying the passive expectations of the riot squad, completely queering the sociological pitch as LGBT mindsets – quite magnificently – have always done to heterosexual stereotypes.

    Which brings us to acclaimed, LGBT theatre producer Jeremy Goldstein, and the Truth to Power Café, his latest, ongoing project. Goldstein’s possibly familiar to radical, queer theatre aficionados as the producer of NYC gay icon Penny Arcade’s sublime Bitch! Dyke! Fag-hag! Whore! which I’d never demean and insult by inserting prissy asterisks instead of vowels, as was the case with Penny’s London shows, an abject pandering to the easily shell-shocked constitutions of super-fragile English snowflakes.
    Screw that. Goldstein’s previous productions have included a show raging against creeping gentrification at Soho Theatre, and one suspects a penchant for articulate, public rebellion runs in his blood – his father, Mick Goldstein, was a member of the acclaimed, literary Hackney Gang, which included Harold Pinter, and another member, Henry Woolf, gifted Jeremy with the beguiling, evocative text he recites in every show.

    So, what precisely is Goldstein’s Truth to Power Café in practice? Briefly, it’s a touring production, and – at each unique venue – Goldstein assembles a one-off cast of speakers he’s previously drawn and selected from online and media application calls. Still – besides Jeremy himself – there’s one constant in every show, the differently-abled actor Otto Baxter, a potent, beautifully visible symbol of applied diversity in action; unlike far too many LGBT ventures that merely pay the notion of inclusivity empty lip-service – Jeremy – quite admirably – talks the talk and walks the walk.

    Thankfully, the Truth to Power café is hardly some indulgent producer’s whim, some reluctantly provocative showcase airing spikily contentious rants from disgruntled individuals. Examined more closely, Jeremy’s offering his chosen cast a safe, publicly theatrical space to vent their (mostly) unedited spleen and discontent with lovers, personal and work issues, or – more rarely –pithy, philosophical assaults on the constipated, capitalist thinking which underpins a global tyranny of exploiting and dividing those desperately in need.

    And – much more uniquely –Jeremy is one producer who’s not only living, but is also a crucial part of his incandescently passionate dream project. Having never previously performed in public, he’s been so creatively fired by the processes involved in concretely manifesting the show that he’s chosen to risk the adulation – and sometimes, unfortunately – critiques, which go hand in hand with making one’s self and words publicly accountable and vulnerable. Thankfully, he loves it, blooming from a hesitant, nascent performing to assured command of a stage in barely a few, short months.

    The shows, typically, begin with Jeremy opening with Henry’s Woolf’s poetic monologue, a tender ode of salvation and consolation to the dispossessed, and Jeremy’s initial stage presence is a hyper-kinetic master-class in restrained finesse. One would, in fact, assume his superlatively assured, theatrical body language was the end product of years of study at the French, Lecoq Institute, the unparalleled doyennes of physical theatre. Slowly smiling, with an uncanny, cocky warmth hugely reminiscent of the infectious, beautifully humane charisma of mime artist Lindsay Kemp, Jeremy prowls, pads and declaims with slow-motion sublimity, at points gently settling a crown on his head and brandishing angel wings, visual cementing the sanctity of the myriad truths being so fearlessly exposed.

    Gently giving way to the respective members of the cast, Jeremy then sits in the sidelines, serenely grinning like a satiated Buddha, as each individual in turn denounces, exorcises, or reaches an accommodation with the truths they’ve chosen to confront. Ideally, of course, there would be no limits on the truths expressed, or their contents, but the distressing, current reality is that passionate opinions are routinely misconstrued as potential, legally culpable hate-crimes or slander; so, unfortunately, it’s best not to name identifiable names.

    Still, to date, Jeremy’s project of gathering, then detonating, driven, compassionate and articulate voices of dissent has produced pure, magically spontaneous, theatrical gold. And arguably, his ongoing, Truth to Power concept is the most influential and important showcase of LGBT activism currently being staged; it’s pumping with lived, grass-roots queer passion with every thrilling beat of its’ astonishingly gracious, grandly compassionate heart. This, truly, is theatre to terrify the bigoted tyrannies of a Donald Trump, but why wait? Lucky audiences up North can see the show in all its’ blisteringly urgent, irrefutable glory this Saturday, June 1st, 9 pm sharp, at Hull City’s sumptuous Hull Minster Cathedral, 10a-11 King Street, Parish Centre, Hull HU1 2JJ. Be there – this is theatre re-imagined as life-changing art!

    Lucky audiences up North can see the show in all its blisteringly urgent, irrefutable glory this Saturday, June 1st, 9 pm sharp, at Hull City’s sumptuous Hull Minster Cathedral, 10a-11 King Street, Parish Centre, Hull HU1 2JJ.

    Be there – this is theatre reconfigured as life-changing art!

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