Hold on to your seats… Celebrity Big Brother is confirmed for a new series on Channel 5.

Yep yep yep. Celebrity Big Brother is bounding back to our screens this January and we’re excited. Apparently, they’ve had the decorators in and the house has been given a Vaudeville Theatre look…


A statement from the producers reads:



“Big Brother may have set the scene of a decadent, antiquated world, but behind the performance there are hints at a grittier undertone…what lurks in the shadows? The Housemates will discover that there will be unwelcome surprises in store. The BB garden has been transformed into a Whitechapel style foggy street scene with a Victorian pub snug which will provide a hidden corner for sharing secrets and backstage backstabbing.”


Ooo er – we can’t wait.


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