It’s been a while since “Big Fish, Small Fish, Cardboard Box” and “Screw The Light bulb”, so we’re immensely excited that there’s a new dance move brought to you by the wonder of Le Grind in their new single Pillow Talk.

Yaasssss. We have a new dance move.

It’s been a while since “Big Fish, Small Fish, Cardboard Box” and “Screw The Light bulb”, so we’re immensely excited that there’s a new dance move brought to you by the wonder of Le Grind in their new single Pillow Talk.

Here we take you, step by step, on how to perfect “The Tinder”.
Step One:

Ensure that you have at least two back up dancers, more is better. This is essential and really helps pull focus away from your surroundings. The sole focus should be on you and you alone.
Step Two:

Have someone to direct your “Tinder” to. Obvs you can totally do this by yourself in a club, but it helps if you’re aiming your frustrations on a guy. A hot / hung / moneyed one.
Step Three:

Extend your right arm perpendicular to the floor and release your index finger. Always… always give face.
Step Four:

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“Wag” said index finger as though you’re saying “NO” not too strongly, but full of sass. (The more ‘tude added here will score you more points from onlookers and wallflowers.)
Step Five:

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Once you wagged your finger for four beats, you “swipe” your right arm to the left in a vigorous motion, as you do so, lift your left knee slightly. This is to a) counterbalance your vigorous swipe b) relives any pressure felt in the balls of your feet.
Repeat or go to the bar and re-fill your VDC (Vodka and Diet Coke).

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