Oh no… Hollywood royalty Kermit and Miss Piggy have consciously uncoupled.

Looks like Kermit has had the chop (get it) from Miss Piggy, after she sent him a hammy note (get it) breaking off their relationship. I mean who will save his bacon now? (get it?). We’ve gone the whole hog (get it) and released the statement from Kermie here:

“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling,Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (The Muppets/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding.”

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