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  • INTERVIEW | Paul Burston

    If you don’t know who Paul Burston is, you’ve clearly been living under a rock. A stalwart of the gay scene, ACTUP activist, one-time editor of TimeOut’s LGBT Section, a writer for multiple magazines and newspapers including the Guardian and author of 4 best-selling novels.

    In your time you must have had some incredible brushes with the rich and famous – who has been your favourite?
    I’ve been a journalist for 25 years and I’ve been lucky enough to meet a great many famous people I admire, including Debbie Harry, Victoria Wood and Princess Diana. But if I had to pick one, I’d say Elizabeth Taylor. I met her at London Lighthouse in the mid-90s. She was so tiny – and every inch a star. I’d always loved her, and she didn’t disappoint. She was one of the first stars to speak out about AIDS and a true original. Watching Helen Bonham-Carter play her in that TV drama recently only highlighted just how unique she was. Nobody does Liz Taylor like Liz Taylor.

    We love that you call her Liz, like totally on first name terms. Bravo Gay stripes.

    Finish this sentence: Champagne is…
    …Great fun while it lasts, not so much fun the following day. Champagne hangovers are the worst!

    We hear you, Paul, we hear you!

    Ultimate girl band: Rihanna, Katy Perry and Miley or Kylie, Madonna and Belinda Carlisle?
    I’d have to go with Kylie, Madonna and Belinda. But only because Kate Bush, Debbie Harry and Stevie Nicks weren’t an option.

    Ooo you’re ultra old skool, (and you’ve made us spell School in that kooky way…) Excellent.

    The campest moment of your life?
    Introducing Celia Imrie at Polari last year. We managed to keep her surprise guest appearance a tightly guarded secret, although a few of the regulars had their suspicions. As soon as I announced her, there was pandemonium! If you’d asked me before then, I’d have said it was introducing Fenella Fielding – also at Polari. Both are fabulously camp women, beloved by gay audiences. And both are great supporters of the LGBT community. It was a privilege to introduce them.

    You are kind of like Cilla Black, matchmaking the gays with their icons. We love it.

    What do other people think your most attractive feature is?
    I’d like to say it was my cheeky smile and sparkling personality, but it’s probably my legs. I was a keen cyclist for years, so I have well-developed leg muscles. And yes, I’m familiar with the saying, “nice legs, shame about the face!”

    Ooh He’s got footballers legs and self-effacing. Are you single by any chance?

    If you were PM for a day what would be your first ruling…
    I’d bestow honours on Bette Bourne and David Hoyle. Dame-hoods, naturally.

    Natch.

    What are the two things you couldn’t live without?
    My husband. He’s the love of my life and I can’t imagine life without him.

    My iPhone. I’ve written most of my new novel on it. I no longer carry a notebook everywhere. Everything is written in Notes on my phone and backed up onto my desktop. Now I can actually read my own notes!

    You are ridiculously modern. Furthermore, you managed to plug the fact you’re working on a new novel. The man is a professional.

    Most embarrassing drunken moment?
    Meeting David Bowie at an after show party. I’m a massive fan and got hideously drunk on free Champagne. When he arrived, I launched myself at him and announced that when I was 15, he saved my life. He smiled knowingly and said, ‘really?’ ‘Yes,’ I replied. ‘And you’re still the man!’
    I couldn’t believe the crap coming out of my mouth. I mean, ‘you’re the man!’ Who says that? He must get it a lot. He’s David Bowie, after all. But he was very gracious, a perfect gentleman.

    We know exactly what you mean, we did that with Kelly Osborne once. Well, we think it was Kelly Osborne. It was dark.

    Is there a gay Mafia?
    Not really. But some of us like to dress the part.

    Snaps.

    Liza needs to do… next?
    I love Liza. She’s been written off so many times, but she’s still here.
    She’s a living legend. She just needs to keep on living. That’s enough for me.

    Gotch ya, long live Liza. May she stumble from party to party forever.

    Check out Paul Burston’s monthly Polari Literary Salon at: www.polariliterarysalon.co.uk

  • INTERVIEW | Sinitta

    If you don’t know who Sinitta is then we can only ask one question, which rock have you been sleeping under? We talk to X FACTOR’s favourite guest… Sinitta.

    So… So Many Men So Little Time, we’re getting a theme here with your hits – all to do with man loving, (girl after our own heart)… So what are you looking for this time, someone Macho? Toy Boyish? or other?
    Actually now I’m looking for someone gorgeous with a big big BIG heart!
Lips that are juicy and chewy, a touch that is firm but gentle… I’m crazy and emotional, I need passion, warmth and soul. I want eyes that I can melt in and a chest I can lie on and weep on and sleep on and a body I can feast on. Forever… Sorry Did I say that out loud?

    5/5 She’s an animal. Someone get this woman a man… Stat!

    What’s your feelings about grown men in Onesies?
    Hmmm I actually got to see quite a few this year and they were men of all different shapes and sizes. They looked ridiculous but comfortable, so it was kind of sweet really.

    4/5 Come on now Sinitta, ridiculous is the word… Comfortable and fashion are two words that should never be heard together… You should know that!

    Do you know what ‘Sounding’ is?
    NO!

    Explain to Sinitta that it involves men’s bits and a metal rod…

    Even with the clues – just NO! No idea!

    2/5 The naive mind is a precious place. Once you’ve seen it – you can’t un-see it.

    Have you ever given or tried to give fashion advice to Simon Cowell?
    Of course!

    3/5 And does he listen? We think you need to take scissors to his high wasted jeans and cut cut cut.

    What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever read about yourself?
    Oh dear, ok latest one is that Simon has me gagged so I can’t talk about stuff. How can you GAG THE MOUTH?!! Anyway, it’s not true, I actually exercise my own censorships and discretions, it’s Louis who needs a Gag! And a Bit, and a Bridle!

    6/5 Love that she’s referred to herself as THE MOUTH. Extra points for the capitalisation but we’ve deducted some points for the mental image of Louis in a gag, bit and bridle.

    The biggest pain in the world is… a) Simon Cowell b) Child birth, or c) Getting a tropical plant’s leaf stuck in a place that it shouldn’t be?
    This one’s easy, a Broken Heart. That thing can just ache and ache and ache for such a long time, you wonder if you will EVER be the same again. But TRUTH is, eventually you will get better and it will be ok.

    4/5 White wine heals all wounds darl, white wine and Tramadol.

    Is there any possible way to out camp the leaf dress?
    I really do hope so, though I must admit I haven’t thought of it yet… Imagine if I have “peaked in campness” now, with so many years left to live – nightmare!

    4/5 Perish the thought – Can we suggest you in an oversized champagne glass, served with 4 topless hunks, wearing nothing but the labels of a well known champagne brand?

    You seem to be the nicest celebrity that ever graced the earth! There must be an inner Diva? Ever had a stand up argument with another celebrity? Who, What, When and did you patch it up?
    Aah, that’s really sweet of you to say that… Hmmm I did have a very famous fight with Pete Burns back in the 90s – we were performing with Kylie. Playing the Tokyo Dome he is about 6ft 2 and me 5ft 4 and he thought I was babyish and said, “Here she is-LITTLE MISS SHOWBIZ” in a catty voice and tried to fling me off of the stage! I think we were fighting over a boy, I can’t really remember what triggered it, so I grabbed him by his weave and shook him until all of his rings fell off and threw him onto the ground and stood on him in my red patent leather heels! 
Ok, now the truth -
I was pretty lame I must admit, I think I just let some big man pick me up and carry me away and then started yelling back at him from a safe distance! We are good though Pete and I, we actually get along well if we see each other. He’s actually a big softie!

    10/5 – Automatic 2 extra points for mentioning Kylie. Two more points for the over active imagination and the visual of grabbing Pete by the weave and 1 more for the truth fairy…

    What’s the best advice you’ve ever been given?
    Best advice I have ever been given – gosh so much good stuff… Be true to yourself always, then at least you always know who you are and where you are at. That may have been me who said that. Or, if you are going through Hell, just keep on going and don’t stop until you get the hell out of there – and no matter how hurt you get never give up on Love… Love fiercely, even when you fight… Love each other

    4/5 This is very Celine Dion. We like.

    What are you doing, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday night? Aren’t you knackered?
    Knackered!!! Actually when not being a disco diva or being Mama, you can find me on my lover’s chest watching House of Cards. On Netflix! It’s incredible… After that I will be watching Scandal. Kerry Washington! Sounds so normal right? But, I will be wearing Westwood heels and a Chanel feather jacket…

    7/5 Sinitta you kill us. Long live the Leaf wearing campness that is Diva Mamma Sinitta.

    So Many Men, So Little Time is out now via all good digital retailers.

  • LOOK AT ME | Major Major

    LOOK AT ME | Major Major

    Major Major
    CREDIT: PR Supplied, Major Major

    So tell us what is Major –
    A) Tom Daley’s Tan,
    B) Joey Essex’s Teeth
    C) Ann Widdecombe’s Hair.

    Elsa: a) Tom Daley’s Tan! Bless him, he seems like a sweet boy. It must have been a tough decision for him to come out through the media, I really wish him all the best.

    Irene: b) Joey Essex’s Teeth (the teeth of the whole cast of TOWIE are Major, ha ha ha! Seems like they all had it done at the same place. They probably had a great discount as a group – lol). I’ve lived in Essex so the bigger the better. Life as CHAV as ever INIT?

    8/10 Well done, gurls, Tom Daley’s tan is Major as well as accepting the Chav within scores you high points. There is no prize…

    Finish this powerful gay message…
    I’m spinning around/ Move outta my way/ I know you’re…

    Elsa & Irene: I know you’re feeling me cause you like it like this…
    Elsa: Love Kylie, she is a great Icon
    Irene: Anything for Kylie, I take my hat off to her… so so inspiring and stunning… she is forever young.

    7/10 Yes she is “forever young” We pause and think to wonder why…

     

    Kylie’s next move should be?
    Elsa: I have always wished that Kylie and Dannii record an album together.
    I’m sure it would work – it’d be completely unexpected, and it’d be a hit. When 2 sisters are put together on something, nothing can’t stop them:) Come on it’s all about sister, MAJOR!

    Irene: That’s right sis… so Major… Kylie’s next move could be a duet with Major perhaps? Why not, Kylie please call us! I think she is fantastic. I love the way she constantly reinvents herself. Just divine. (This is supposed to be a secret but we are working at the moment with the legendary Pete Hammond creating hits and recreating some that you guys are already familiar with.)

    11/10 Amazing concept and extra point for the shameless Sister plug (these two are sisters – don’t you know…)

    Have you heard of Poppers? Ever tried them?

    Elsa: Sure I know poppers. Never tried but I’ve heard of their incredible ability to relax certain muscles 😉 ha ha

    Irene: No … but I will find out!

    8/10 Loving the knowledge and the readiness to try new things – We’re going to go far…

     

    What 3 things do you have to take everywhere with you?

    Elsa: Lipstick, my Ray Ban Wayfarer sunglasses and my phone to listen to music.
    Irene: A) My handbag – inseparable – it’s ready to travel and always got everything I need to refresh myself. The French call it “un baise en ville”… Still don’t know why… 😉
    B) My car keys (I like to feel independent and not to worry about transport if no taxis around).
    C) My sunglasses. It’s all about mystery again. (One should always protect their eyes. I can’t remember the last time I went out without them.)

    4/10 Bags, Keys and Lippy- are all expected – we were thinking Adopted children, Your macrobiotic nutritionist and your yogi/life guru… but we loved the surprise flinging of French, so have four points…

     

    What are people surprised to learn about you?
    Elsa: Expect the unexpected lol…
    Irene: That with this figure, I don’t exercise… “You are what you eat”, in a way right? I stick with that and I never buy a dress that is a bigger size than what I want to be.

    3/10 Pluuuurlease, we hate/are jealous of anyone with a “I can eat anything figure…”

     

    Your greatest guilty pleasure?
    Elsa: Music; I wouldn’t live without music. It really has a great effect on me. Music is a form of self expression and of course has a great positive effect on wellbeing.

    Irene: Red lipstick
    6/10 Keep it ruby red baby…

     

    Complete this sentence… (best line gets 10 points)  I need to finish this glass of champers otherwise….
    Elsa: I need to finish this glass of champers otherwise it’s a SIN.
    Irene: …There will be no refill.

    11/10 Irene you and I are going to be the best of friends, I can tell. It’s uncanny the way we think alike.

     

    The secret to Majors’ hearts is….
    Elsa: It wouldn’t be a secret anymore if I tell you 😉 I like to be surprising.

    Irene: Yes Major sisters are full of mysteries. Guys it’s for you to find out!

    7/10 Cue Aretha Song…

     

    What’s next ladies?
    Irene: The only way is UP! For Major, we are children of the world. Two sisters having FUN. With Big hair don’t care. We have Big Dreams and Big Ambitions but most importantly Big Hearts. We cannot wait to see Major growing from a humble start into an Empire.

    Elsa: We love to entertain and we are proud to connect with the world through our music. Our journey so far has been such a blessing. Being role models means so much to us. We can only be grateful. Thank you!

    7/10 Stirring Very Stirring.

    Go witness greatness visit their website www.majormajor.com

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  • LOOK AT ME | Miranda Sings

    LOOK AT ME | Miranda Sings

    Miranda Sings is an internet celebrity, a model, a singer and a Worldwide phenomenon who has thousands of fans… and some haters. She started a YouTube channel in 2008 and since then has had over 30m views. She has a legion of West End and Broadway fans, who she sometimes helps out with ‘singing lessons.’ With her powerhouse vocals and natural performing abilities you’re bound to fall in love with Miranda – after all you’re only human.

    Miranda Sings
    CREDIT: Netflix

    1) So, Miranda, recently we saw your Vlog on Chick-Fil-A. Are you angry that they might have a say in who you marry?

    I’m very angry about it. It’s none of their business if I want to marry someone. I should be able to marry a gay man if I want to. Just saying…

    7/10 We love a political woman and we love a woman who wants to marry a gay man.

     

    2) Do you drink to:

    a) Mask the pain

    b) Be closer to Liza

    c) Brush your teeth like Ke$ha

    I would have to say D none of the above. I drink because I’m thirsty.

    1/10 Yes, but drinking can be for so much more than quenching thirst!

     

    3) Do you know what Amyl Nitrate is?

    I think she’s a singer.

    1/10 She may well be… But you wouldn’t be able to sniff her. Well actually you could, but it wouldn’t make you want to drop your kegs and get busy…

     

    4) What’s the most expensive item of clothing you’ve bought?

    I mostly just wear clothes from my mom or uncle. but I bought a really expensive sequinned hat last week. It was 15 dollars… I spent all of my chore money on it.

    2/10 Your Mum or Uncle? Oh dear. This isn’t going well, unless of course your Mum is Cher and your Uncle is Liberace.

     

    5) Gays are fun because….

    We have a lot in common. We are both beautiful, we like rainbows, and kissing boys. So we are practically the same except I’m more talented.

    7/10 Well natch! Of course you’re more talented. 30m views can’t be wrong…

     

    Miranda Sings
    CREDIT: Netflix

    6) The internet is for:

    a) Porn

    b) Hookups

    c) Singing Lessons

    d) John Lewis

    Obviously C… but also for my youtube videos.

    3/10 Well when we’re not using the internet for porn, hookups or looking at John Lewis’s summer barbecue range then we’re downloading your singing lessons.

     

    7) Which One Direction would you like to bone?

    None of them because they are not dogs. Humans don’t eat bones.

    1/10 Not sure if you understand the question… However you are quite right. Humans don’t eat bones. Generally.

     

    8) Madonna is…

    porn.

    10/10 And she scores a perfect 10

     

    9) How do you solve a problem like Maria?

    Give her a voice lesson.

    8/10 This woman is on fire.

     

    10) Gyms are for…

    a) Getting fit

    b) Cruising

    c) Crying into the mirror, because you’ll never be Tom Daley

    I would have to say for fat people.

    3/10 Logical and to the point, but loses point for not using the politically correct term of Morbidly Grotesque

     

    43/100 Miranda still has some way to go to become a proper gayer. However, we love her stance on Chick-Fil-A and her natural affinity with the gays.

     

    Follow Miranda at: https://www.youtube.com/user/mirandasings08

    You can also watch her on her Netflix show, Haters Back Off

  • LOOK AT ME | Pam Ann

    If you don’t know who Pam Ann is, then clearly you’ve been living under the wing of some lesser known aircraft (possibly an old Boeing 727-100 without ‘wing-tips’).

    Pam Ann, plunged on to the scene after a night on the vodka and has been wowing audiences ever since. Madonna is a fan, so is Cher, Elton has had her crew on his private jet and she’s rubbed herself up against the world’s rich and famous. We put Pam Ann through The Gay Test.
    1) The best way to travel is:

    a) Coked off your head in First…

    b) Coked off your head in Business…

    c) Swigging from a can of Stella in an upturned bucket, whilst being shouted at by an upstart attendant named Chellllseeeeee…

    None of those, the best way is face down on a flat bed with a cock in my ass.

    10/10 Wow this Bitch is a power bottom, Pam Ann gets right to it. We’d prefer a glass of champs then a cock in the ass… Just sayin.

     

    2) Do you know what ‘Sounding’ is?

    The sound a pussy makes after wearing polyester trousers on a 24 hour flight.

    3/10 That’s an image I now can’t get out of my head. No one should ever were polyester. Ever.

     

    3) The best thing about ‘your gays’ is…

    They love mood lighting.

    10/10 Oh yes we do. Many hours spent in the lighting department of John Lewis, Pam, it’s like you know us…

     

    4) Snog, Marry, Machete:

    Elton

    George

    Boy George

    I’d marry Elton, Snog George and bareback Boy George.

    7/10 Mr George is on line 5. He’ll be round shortly.

     

    5) What is your most extravagant purchase?

    I’ve recently purchased 95 Airbus A380s.

    3/10 We were thinking something mink or platinum, but what ever floats your boat or blows your wings.

     

    6) What’s your must have item when traveling the world?

    A wet pussy.

    3/10 Tabby? Don’t understand the answer? Pussy?

     

    7) Boyzillian or Hairy?

    Hair chest boyzillian cock.

    9/10 What a pro… Best of both worlds.

     

    8) Complete this gay mantra: Don’t go for second best baby / Put your love to the test

    You know, you know, you’ve got...

    an asshole like a hippo’s yawn.

    7/10 Ah yes the feeling you get after a good 24 hour flight, being pummelled by all and sundry..

     

    9) In a perfect world all gay men would…

    They are already perfect – C**s.

    11/10 Why Thank you… Can’t argue with the logic. Nice use of C**t. Extra point.

     

    10) What’s your favourite bit about Matthew Mitcham?

    His double pike.

    6/10 We could drown in his double pike. Oh Matthew… Matthew… Matthew…

     

    69/100. Our favourite Flight attendant is well on the way to Gaydom. Her understanding of her core demographic is spooky. Mood lighting, Mile High Club, Matthew Mitcham and she clearly loves a bit of cock. It’s uncanny, she’s almost one of us! Book for Pam Ann’s 2013 UK tour. Tickets are now on sale. To book tickets visit:PamAnn.com

  • HOW GAY IS… Beryl Marsden

    The ever-present 60’s icon Beryl Marsden was recently hanging out with David Gest, has Liza Minnelli as a fan, went out on the razz with Dusty Springfield and insists on being called Lady B! (okay we insist on calling her Lady B)

    1. Which Village Person is your favourite?

    The Red Indian. I like his feathers.

    10/10 Short and to the point. A woman who knows what she likes in a man… Feathers. Gay.

    2. Do you know what a Boyzillian is?

    LB: A gay millionaire?

    (Lady B is informed what a Boyzillian is )

    LB: Even their Willy?

    TGUK: Yes…

    LB: Their Bums?

    TGUK: yes…

    LB: Their cracks… (a look of what can only be described as sheer horror and WTF, then laughs and then with head in hands…) ‘Oh dear… How painful!

    10/10 Just for sheer comedy of the moment

    3. Did you ‘Kiss A Girl’ and like it?

    LB: Yes…

    TGUK: Who?

    LB: Not telling…

    TGUK: Did you like it.

    LB: Not for me really… But I did spend time with Dusty Springfield and her girlfriend and a few other lesbian couples. We used to go down to London and spend time at Sombrero. (Very old, gay venue in the 70s, we had to look it up!) It was such an eye-opener, but I loved it. It was still very underground and nothing like the scene today, but I really felt at home.

    8/10 Old school gay nostalgia and a quick lesson in homo history. Bravo…

    4. Do you know where Gay Mecca is?

    LB: Without a doubt Tenerife. Colourful, men with their tops off and every year there’s a huge colourful parade. Love singing to the crowds there.

    7/10 Not mentioned in Spartacus, but we love that where ever Beryl goes there’s a parade. Very Streisand.

    5. Do you know what Poppers are?

    LB: Yes… They used to do it in the clubs in the 60s, but it made your head all funny, so I didn’t try it…

    4/10 Don’t say no till you give it a go dear! We love the headachy high…

    6. What is the most outrageous thing you’ve ever bought?

    LB: Back in the day, I saw this outrageous purple coat with witchy witch collars and cuffs, from a flea market. It was mad. I got it home and looked at myself in the mirror and thought I looked really stupid, the next day I was out and Jimmy Hendrix said, I love that coat… Can I buy it off you? So I marked up the price and sold it on. He looked great in it…

    10/10 Name dropping like Tom Jones, and excellent ‘mark em up, sell em on’ attitude, we love it.

    7. What’s you most surreal moment?

    LB: Standing at the edge of the stage getting ready to sing at the first ever World AIDS Day concert at Wembley with George Michael. Looking out at all those faces was inspiring and I had a moment of ‘I can’t believe this is my life…’

    10/10 Charity concerts with George Michael. Give this woman an OBE.

    8. God’s answer to gay men a) Babysham b) Tom Daley c) The ability to uplight a room with the simplest of incandescent light bulbs?

    LB: Babysham… With Brandy. Try it, it’s disgusting but gets you mad drunk.

    10/10 Mixing drinks. This is gay science. Take a relatively butch spirit and add possibly the gayest drink known to man (and his poodle) as a mixer. Pats, Eddy – I think you’ve got a new recruit.

    9. Any celebrity feuds.

    LB: When I first started to sing with Martha (of the Martha Reeves and the Vandellas fame) she was a right (pauses for a moment to consider the right word) So and So. Really diva-ery. We had words and it got a little hot, if you know, what I mean. She was stressed because people had walked out on a tour and everything was highly emotional. After a few calming words we all knuckled down and the show was a great success.

    5/10 Ok, it’s not Mariah Vs. Whitney (rest her soul) or Mariah Vs. Madonna or Mariah Vs. Mariah, but it’ll do!

    10. A Gay Icon is…

    LB: Somebody who sings with love and joy in their heart, someone who really touches people with their message – that – or having Liza Minnelli as a fan…

    TGUK: Liza’s a fan?

    LB: Well she used to come watch us perform back in the 60s. She was well up for it!

    20/10 She mentioned Liza. Who cares what the score is at this point.

    94% Gay. We had a sneaking suspicion that Lady B was waving that flag. Inside this woman is a whole chorus line waiting to bust out in a song from Cabaret.

    Beryl is performing at the Soho festival in London, Soho on Sunday the 15th July (55 Deans Street) and has a brand new album out called Changes – The Story of Beryl Marsden out now on RPM/ Cherry Red Records

  • LOOK AT ME | Rylan Clark, I go commando…

    LOOK AT ME | Rylan Clark, I go commando…

    You can’t dispute that Mr Rylan Clark is one of the most talked about contestants on X FACTOR… like ever.

    He hangs out with Ms Price, is friends with Towie’s Harry Derbidge, calls the Two Shoes (XFactor) girls BBFs and his fans are affectionally known as Sirens, he wears a Stonewall ‘Some people are gay T shirt’ Our gay-o-meter has officially exploded.

     

    1) Have you ever bitch slapped someone in a Alexis Dynasty style?

    I actually haven’t! it is on my list of things to do, although there are one or two people in the picture at the moment. Watch this space!

    7/10 One or two people? Details Rylan, We want details of your celebrity feuds…

     

    2) What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve ever bought?

    Its not a purchase but i was once given a bottle of snake venom face serum, its worth something ridiculous like a few grand, and comes with a massive warning certificate not to take it orally. No one tells me not to take it orally…

    10/10 Dirty, snake loving gayness. Britney loved a bit of snake back in the day.

     

    3) Are you a bottle blonde?

    Haha I am a bottle blonde i wont lie, but recently have just gone black! I’m already missing the burning sensation of peroxide. TAKE ME BACK!

    10/10 Ah, just like Ms. Pricey: Blonde, Black, Blonde, Black. Where will it all end?

     

    4) Have you Botox’d?

    I haven’t actually had Botox no, but i have had my lips done. Im actually learning how to do Botox and fillers at the moment!

    9/10 Following in the footsteps of some other well known Essex birds and opening your own “Salon” LOVE IT LOVE IT. Can we make a group booking?

     

    5) Can you complete this passage from the Gay bible?

    I made it through the wilderness, Somehow I made it through

    DIDNT KNOW HOW LOST I WAS UNTIL I FOUND YOU-OOOOOHHHH

    10/10 For some reason I’m picturing shots of Jagerbombs, a poll dance and copious amount of vomit… A good night had by all.

     

    6) Who is your style icon?

    I don’t really have a style icon, I do wear ridiculous outfits but i like to look at different people and take bits that i like and work them together. Then again at home i’ll wear a trackie going commando, you cant beat it!

    9/10 Flying in the face of fashion without a care – extra marks for talking about flying free in sweats.

     

    7) Have you ever dumped a boy because his boy parts were too small?

    No i haven’t, that don’t bother me too much as it’s mine that needs to be a good size in the bedroom if you know what i mean……

    8/10 Are you boasting Mr Clark?

     

    8) Thank Liza because:

    a) Summer is here and boys are roaming the streets topless?

    b) Kylie has a smash on her hands with TimeBomb?

    c) Pimms makes drinking in the afternoon acceptable – and kills the pain?

    D – ALL OF THE ABOVE, love that crack-whore she’s a genius

    15/10 As do we, As do we…

     

    9) Who would play you in a movie of your life?

    I have no idea, I haven’t met someone like me who i think could do the job properly. maybe we should do auditions!

    7/10 Wheel out the casting couch…

     

    10) Have you ever used Miss Price’s name to get someone into bed?

    I haven’t no, to be honest I’ve been single for 3 years, its not a great feeling but just the way it is, I’m on the lookout for a husband so if anyones interested drop me a line! haha!

    10/10 Like any good celebrity, using the rags to get a husband… Bravo Bravo…

     

    Who knew. We love a bit of Rylan. Well actually we love of Rylan. Coming to a celebrity party near you.

     

    to catch up Rylan check outhttp://www.twitter.com/rylanclark

     

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