Miranda Sings

Miranda Sings is an internet celebrity, a model, a singer and a Worldwide phenomenon who has thousands of fans… and some haters. She started a YouTube channel in 2008 and since then has had over 30m views. She has a legion of West End and Broadway fans, who she sometimes helps out with ‘singing lessons.’ With her powerhouse vocals and natural performing abilities you’re bound to fall in love with Miranda – after all you’re only human.

Miranda Sings
CREDIT: Netflix

1) So, Miranda, recently we saw your Vlog on Chick-Fil-A. Are you angry that they might have a say in who you marry?

I’m very angry about it. It’s none of their business if I want to marry someone. I should be able to marry a gay man if I want to. Just saying…

7/10 We love a political woman and we love a woman who wants to marry a gay man.

 

2) Do you drink to:

a) Mask the pain

b) Be closer to Liza

c) Brush your teeth like Ke$ha

I would have to say D none of the above. I drink because I’m thirsty.

1/10 Yes, but drinking can be for so much more than quenching thirst!

 

3) Do you know what Amyl Nitrate is?

I think she’s a singer.

1/10 She may well be… But you wouldn’t be able to sniff her. Well actually you could, but it wouldn’t make you want to drop your kegs and get busy…

 

4) What’s the most expensive item of clothing you’ve bought?

I mostly just wear clothes from my mom or uncle. but I bought a really expensive sequinned hat last week. It was 15 dollars… I spent all of my chore money on it.

2/10 Your Mum or Uncle? Oh dear. This isn’t going well, unless of course your Mum is Cher and your Uncle is Liberace.

 

5) Gays are fun because….

We have a lot in common. We are both beautiful, we like rainbows, and kissing boys. So we are practically the same except I’m more talented.

7/10 Well natch! Of course you’re more talented. 30m views can’t be wrong…

 

Miranda Sings
CREDIT: Netflix

6) The internet is for:

a) Porn

b) Hookups

c) Singing Lessons

d) John Lewis

Obviously C… but also for my youtube videos.

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3/10 Well when we’re not using the internet for porn, hookups or looking at John Lewis’s summer barbecue range then we’re downloading your singing lessons.

 

7) Which One Direction would you like to bone?

None of them because they are not dogs. Humans don’t eat bones.

1/10 Not sure if you understand the question… However you are quite right. Humans don’t eat bones. Generally.

 

8) Madonna is…

porn.

10/10 And she scores a perfect 10

 

9) How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Give her a voice lesson.

8/10 This woman is on fire.

 

10) Gyms are for…

a) Getting fit

b) Cruising

c) Crying into the mirror, because you’ll never be Tom Daley

I would have to say for fat people.

3/10 Logical and to the point, but loses point for not using the politically correct term of Morbidly Grotesque

 

43/100 Miranda still has some way to go to become a proper gayer. However, we love her stance on Chick-Fil-A and her natural affinity with the gays.

 

Follow Miranda at: https://www.youtube.com/user/mirandasings08

You can also watch her on her Netflix show, Haters Back Off

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